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Can I come over and stare at you like

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truly the end goal is not "my close friends aren't annoyed by me and it's all in my head, they're my friends and they love me", it's "sometimes I do annoy my close friends, just as the people I love most will also annoy me sometimes, because this is normal, and we will continue to stay friends, and they're not going to want to immediately cut me out of their life if I do something annoying once in a while"

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When will we have a verbal acknowledgement of Thor and Hetty's father/daughter bond? A parent who never got to raise his child singing to and comforting a little girl who was all but invisible to her father and dumped on nannies her entire childhood. Let them be the family we all know they are. Cowards.

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"autistic Hetty AU" this "autistic Hetty headcanons" that

What about autistic Hetty CANON??

Her referencing Hamilton several times just after watching it??

Her usually being mean because her clothes are uncomfortable and she can't do anything about it??

Her sticking to her old ways and values but taking baby steps towards VERY reluctantly changing??

Her "acting like a toddler"??

WHAT ABOUT THAT?

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something something sam and hetty and neck wounds that killed them

something something sam healing from hers (with help from her husband) and surviving and going forwards and healing the ghosts and the family

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Elizabeth Teeter and Alex Brightman took professional photos with their switched costumes and it has to be one of the best tings I’ve ever seen

The last photo is such horror movie material it’s amazing

I can totally see Lydia and Beetlejuice doing the exact same thing

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🥀seek a little strange and unusual🕷️

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Hetty!

and a Timelapse

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Just coming back to Tumblr to announce the STINKY BUG MAN IS COMING BACK TO BROADWAY.

HAHAHAHAH SUCK IT MUSIC MAN

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This is very dark, probably too dark, but we've all considered it. Right?

Elias turns up and tries (or even succeeds) to hurt Hetty. Maybe she talks back just once too many, he doesn't really need an excuse. He slaps her, or grabs her, or pushes her to the ground. Isaac gasps, Alberta rushes to her side, Thor reaches for his axe. Yet they're too late. No amount of comfort or maiming can change what happened, that they failed to protect their friend.

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“are they a couple?” yeah a couple of idiots

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mockumentaries, my beloveds

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no one can break the bond between a girl and a show from the 2000s that have 40 minute episodes and 20 episode seasons

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A whirl of boozy floozy flashing Light