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[alex-unjust-vibing]

you don’t have very long left~

...I care not. Percertain.

[alex-unjust-vibing]

Y'know, isn't it fitting? A holiday about jokes, and you're born on it, you always were a joke after all! And it's not even your day alone, shared with someone so much better than you.. I'm surprised you even slightly believe he really likes you, and it isn't all just part of whatever manipulation the gods do to you all, and when he finally gets to see You without that force? ...Well, why would he stay?

...Your words are beneath me. Percertain.

[alex-unjust-vibing]

Okay, soooooo....

Didn't put u in there, I put a little automaton mimic of Al3x in there!! Oopsie daisies :D

...I. See? Perchance? [He'd rather just not think about it.]

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[red envelope.]

dya like flowers yet? ;)

[it contains a couple packets of Candy Lily seeds!]

...These are useless to me. Percertain. [...Though, he did just receive a terrarium... Why would he want to grow flowers, though? Eh, maybe Justice will want them. No harm in throwing them in there to see what happens. Worst case, if they're ugly, he'll get rid of them. No mere flowers could resist violent removal, after all. Percertain.]

[alex-unjust-vibing]

Hey since the cake might not look.. the best </3, thought I'd give you something special!

Orange flavored cookies! 🧡 I would've made the same as how old you were turning but uhm... Nobody knew when I asked, so! I just made 25! <3

-Viral

...Thanks. Perchance. [They're actually pretty good. Certainly better than anything he ever used to get- Not now. It's his special day. He's not gonna think about that stuff one bit. He should enjoy what may be his only actual happy birthday while it lasts.]

[alex-unjust-vibing]

Happy birthday sunshine! Hope yer' b-day is goin' well! Currently out tryin' ta' get a cake fer' ya'! See ya' tonight!

-Justice

Thank you. I wish you luck in such endeavors. Percertain.

[alex-unjust-vibing]

..sorry about the tooth necklace thing.

...here's a new necklace to make up for it... ..it has the shape of a tooth... but it's made of something else I think...?

-DN

...[...He's supposed to be at least somewhat cordial with DN, and they did apologize, so...] ...Thanks. Perchance. [He at least pretends to keep the necklace for a little while.]

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hey totally not the same person who sent you a pipebomb or whatever it was, kinda forgot :)P

now, since my last gifts were... not well received, and I want to give my blessing about a certain something...

Here's a terrarium! :D Mini sunflowers, mini grass, mini lake, mini everything! I think I even put a mini you in there? I 4got whether I did or didn't...

Have fun tho!!!

...What, perchance, am I supposed to do with this? Perchance? [He also can't help but be concerned by that last feature...]

[alex-unjust-vibing]

scared?

[...Yes.] No. Why would my incredible self be afraid on the day of my greatest power? Perchance?

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awwww. not even to someone who might be able to grant one?

...[Well they have actually been useful on this particular day sometimes.] ...Well, I am still of thinking about it. Perchance.

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…. .- .--. .--. -.-- / -… .. .-. - …. -.. .- -.-- .-.-.-

-al3x

...Thanks. Perchance.

[alex-unjust-vibing]

happy bday ;) you makin any wishes this year?

Trick question, though from the devil I suppose that is not of surprise...

One as great as myself obviously understands that to disclose a wish is to weaken it to uselessness. Percertain.

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Hehehe, happy shared birthday! And since I wished you well for your half, I think you halve to wish me one back! LAUGH TRACK

...You don't gotta. But it'd be nice.

-Jokes

...Fine. Birthday of happiness to you too, I am of supposement, you foolish clown. Perchance.

Though my half is blatantly of the utmost superiority. Perchance.

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youuuuuu knowwwwww whatttttt timeeeeeee itttttttt issssss~ !!!

Indeed. Unfortunately. Perchance.

[alex-unjust-vibing]

i drew yuo :3

...A mere fraction of the glory of my likeness. Perchance.

[He's still a little flattered by it, however. Despite who it's coming from.]

[alex-unjust-vibing]

not you, silly! i meant we should kill xela!

Oh! ...May as well. I am of curiosities, afterall. Percourse.

[alex-unjust-vibing]

haha! now that I’ve got your brain going, why don’t we find out? put some theories of mine to the test, yeah?

...Let us not. That would be of both frivolties and foolishness. Percertain.