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✨ NEW COMMISSIONS INFO ✨

·all prices are in USD·

💕I’ll draw💕

-ocs -characters from (tv, movies, books, etc.) -Game characters -Humans -monsters -furries -anthros -animals -nudity -ships -nsfw -genderbend -Self-inserts -People from real life

🚫I won’t draw🚫

-Interior scenes   - Mecha  -Cityscapes          - Vehicles

-If you are interested please message me via Tumblr -Payment via PayPal Invoices only! ·USD· -Payment is required upfront -All prices are estimates and will vary depending on details ( between $5- $30 extra)

-if you want weapons or animals that would also cost extra

- i do backgrounds but the price varies depending on complexity so just ask ♥

Don’t hesitate to ask any questions!

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I feel so vindicated

this video confirms so many thoughts I've had about human behavior, please watch this

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I made music

this is my first music that I've made in like a DAW so um. yeah. hope you guys enjoy it.

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No i do see where you’re coming from. And I am so sorry it’s been like this for you.

Whatever you choose, I hope you can be happy.

I am… so incredibly sad and lonely.

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LISTEN TO IT ITS SO GOOD

You will recognize it.

Trust me.

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in honour of getting out of here (my twenties) alive, reblog and put in the tags a piece of advice that altered your brain chemistry

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👏🏾Education 👏🏾is 👏🏾a 👏🏾right,👏🏾 not👏🏾 a👏🏾 service 👏🏾

Pass along and use the shit out of them

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AND IT IS STILL REALLY FUN

We use sticky notes for initiative and sweet tarts for npcs and my DM always has 20 tabs and 5 calculators and he ripped off Indiana Jones for one whole session and he keeps naming people Charlie and giving them red hair and making gnomes with the last name knucklestamp and it’s SO MUCH FUN

D&D going mainstream really messed up people's expectations cause chances are you're not gonna find a DM who has the free time, talent and resources to put on a tale that competes with Tolkien. you're gonna find your friend's roommate Phil who's read one of the manuals a few times and has to pause to get a calculator out to figure out how much damage your attack did and his story is blatantly ripping off a dragon age 2 side quest

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Campaign to make The God of Arepo an award winning work and win a literal brick as a trophy for the authors and for Tumblr community as a whole

As the artist for one of The God of Arepo comics, my version is up for consideration for the Ignatz Awards for Outstanding Online Comic.

For those of you who don't know the Ignatz is one of the highest industry awards that "recognize outstanding achievements in comics and cartooning by small press creators or creator-owned projects published by larger publishers".

The thing is, winning the award means winning an actual literal brick. Because the mascot is a brick-throwing mouse. So they have to make a bit where the trophy is a brick. Like. Look.

For a long time I thought it was just plain bricks they were handing out, but my friend who won a couple of bricks two years ago had theirs stamped (I saw the bricks in person at their house). So now I am obsessed with the idea of The God of Arepo winning an Ignatz trophy. It will have the honours stamped. On a freaking brick. That's the most Tumblr level meme trophy this comic/story could win (which is also a legit high honour industry award on its own btw don't get me wrong). But wilder than that, the brick allows me to do something. It allows me to smash that break into 5 pieces and ship one of each to the authors plus myself. Writing Prompts, sadoeuphemist, ciiriianan, stu-pot and me will get a piece of clay in recognition for our work with the farmer who built a temple out of stone. The full circle moment.

Imagine the value of this win to the lore of this Tumblr sacred text/folklore. This brick will be smashed and given to the creators, but as a collective folklore, it's also dedicated to all of us on this hellsite too. AWARD WINNING. If The God of Arepo wins I will document the entire process of smashing that brick here.

But we have to make this happen. We need to gather our collective energy and make this campaign work. Please help make The God of Arepo an award-winning story and vote for it in the Outstanding Online Comic category (link). You will need to request a ballot, then submit your vote. I recommend checking out the other nominated comics too. The Ignatz really shortlists good stuff. The voting closes September 8 2023 . LET'S GET THE GOD OF AREPO A BRICK FOR HIS TEMPLE!! LET'S GO!!!! REBLOGS HELP TOO!!

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wait guys im curious— what were you doing 500 days ago? you can use a diary or whatever to check i just think that it'd just be cool to see

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With @staff 's recent post saying 1/4 of this site is LGBTQ going around, I'd like to see what the actual demographic is

So!

Please reblog for bigger sample size!

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I’m sorry.

I know I can’t prove it gets better. But I will miss you if you go.

I am… so incredibly sad and lonely.

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Hey.

I would be sad if you were gone. If someone said “hey this guy on tumblr died” I would be sad!

I know stuff can suck, and it can feel endless. I promise it’s not. Some things that help me feel better are going on walks, eating something I enjoy, or laying down in some grass!

You’re not an NPC. If someone doesn’t notice you, or doesn’t care, that means they aren’t people you want to know anyway.

I hope you wake up. I hope you live long enough that you can be happy. I’m only 23 but things have gotten so much better since high school. I’ve moved, I have a job I love, and I’m married to someone who loves me and would give me the world. I want you to live long enough to have that too.

Signed,

Someone who didn’t want to wake up when they were 15.

I am… so incredibly sad and lonely.

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You Won’t BELIEVE How Many Em-Dashes Local Writer Can Squeeze Into One 5K Word Fic

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Inane worldbuilding minutia of the day: there is a viral dance craze in Runaway to the Stars "modern day" (approx. 2325), because what is society without a viral dance craze. It began on Martian social media and then spread to the rest of the human internet via the extranet social platform Megaforum.

It is called "The Whop."

It takes some skill to to whop quickly without losing your balance, and videos of skilled whoppers dancing in increasingly ridiculous and inconvenient locations has plagued the human internet for years now. It has a resurgence every time a new bubble of human space discovers and spreads it.

There is also a two-person version of The Whop:

Two-person whopping is extremely popular among children, much to the dismay of their elders. If you don't pay attention and keep time with the other party, it's extremely easy to slap them square in the face. Video compilations of people getting injured while whopping abound. School nurses have seen many victims of the viral dance, sent in with bruises and bloodied noses after whopping too hard.

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Or just go to browse and hang out! I promise it will be inspiring :)