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I'm sorry, the old Alex can't come to the phone right now. Why? Cause they put onions in his bean burrito and he's dead.

Me.

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I just want life to be as 💯 as 90's Brandy music. Is that too much to ask?

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🖤✔️

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That feeling after you watch a documentary all about clean eating and you go to the grocery store determined as:

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Hawaii = Happiness ☀️🌺💦🐠🌴🍧⛱

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Trying to win Uncle brownie points. 😜 #kauai #stregis #princeville 🌺🏖🌴

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Connor, the champion.🎖

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Probably having some kind of Taco Bell withdrawal here.

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Any caption here would be irrelephant. 🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘

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Me: "Mom, what's a good caption for this picture?" Mom: "Isn't this how the Jaws movie starts?" Savage.

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On the go. 🚤✈️🛳🏍🚍🛥

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When the chicken wings are so good you intentionally save some for later. #oralbglide #ad 🍖🍗🍖 @davepettey

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When you all of a sudden miss being able to text chacha for all of the answers.

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Starting the week off right. 🍦

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HMU.