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I love changing my contacts names so much like look I got three new messages from MENTALLY UNSTABLE GRANPA, cutie <3, and cockroach

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Bro why did my friend decide I have a crush on a guy named Jarcus

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Hey i just met you

And this is crazy

But this is awkward

Go away maybe?

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Ima buy a Shrek Hawaiian shirt so that everyone at my youth group’s Hawaiian fancy dress up event will either fall in love with me or want me to become their friend

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WhatsApp statuses are fun because my friends will click on the green ring of light and be unknowingly transported to stand face to face with a Troy Bolton meme

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Hello, won’t you join me in appreciating Kenma’s bedhead?

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Wait a second what

I love my bestie but I’m surprised she doesn’t wear glasses because she’s such a goody two shoes sometimes

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I love my bestie but I’m surprised she doesn’t wear glasses because she’s such a goody two shoes sometimes

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Someone should pass a law where the Foo Fighters are obligated to replace ‘Fuck’ with ‘Foo’

I dunno, I just feel like Dave should have to scream “Are you guys Fooing ready” during concerts

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Todays a great day to squeal over ship art

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I’m naming this team ‘Potato’ because in Latin it translates to ‘Winning fruits’. And that’s what we are: winning fruits.

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Then again she tripped on her own two feet and nearly smashed her nose on a table when she waved to me one time so SHE CAN NOT JUDGE ME

A girl talked to me so I got ran over by a car <3

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A girl talked to me so I got ran over by a car <3

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That thing guys do where they ruffle their hair

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If someone told me I am the Chosen One and that the fate of the world lies with me and that I was the only one who could save it I wouldn’t be too surprised. Like OHHH that’s why our planet is doomed!!! We’re all going to die!!! Because I’m useless!!! Yay!!!

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I went to a Shakespeare play not only for entertainment, but for the complexities shown through the characters and the stories that still speak to people today.

…I also got put in row D, seat 69