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keegan michael key always has the most insane face card in drag
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divorce themed restaurant menu
dessert: CUSTARDy Battle
yeah that's all i've got so far sorry
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Kidnapped and experimented on by aliens but I was in the control group so nothing happened
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If my nipples want to be the star of my outfit who am I to stop them
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Job interviewer: So tell me, where do you hope to see yourself in five years' time?
Me, looking up the company's CEO on my phone and mentally comparing her net worth to the salary estimate I was just given: You know that one painting of the nameless Bolshevik soldier standing in the throne room of the Winter Palace
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