alexandertheyoung

[alexandertheyoung]

Pleasure to meet you, Will. 

Then I guess I’ll just have to decide which one to use based on my mood. I’m Will, by the way.

[alexandertheyoung]

I'm Alex. Small dick works just as well. 

Because it’s the first reason as to why you’re being such an asshole that came to mind. Now tell me what your name is before I start using “Small Dick” when I refer to you.

[alexandertheyoung]

Well, I'm not going to be having sex with you anytime soon, so why would the size matter to you?

What’s that supposed to mean?

[alexandertheyoung]

You can think I have a small dick if you want, I don't really care. It's not like you need to care about its size anyway. 

Oh, I will. It’ll be even better relishing in the fact that the small dick your attitude is overcompensating for isn’t up it instead.

[alexandertheyoung]

Pompous. That's new. Have fun up there, then. Don't let me interrupt your time. 

I’m sure my ass is a much better place for my head to be if when your pompous self walks into the room. 

[alexandertheyoung]

The music store. 

Oh? And where do you work that is better than the library?

Lauren. Nice to meet you.

[alexandertheyoung]

The Lion’s Roar- First Aid Kit

[alexandertheyoung]

It is. It's one of my favorite places here, next to where I work. I'm Alex, by the way. 

That’s true. Have you seen the library? It’s huge.

[alexandertheyoung]

Maybe you just haven't looked hard enough, then. Because I'm in there a lot. Whenever I'm not working, actually. If you got your head out of your ass, maybe you'd have seen me. 

Oh, really? Because I work there and don’t recall ever seeing you.

I’m not tense, I just have a low tolerance for people who think with their mouths instead of their heads.

[alexandertheyoung]

Perfect. I'll meet you at the borders. But go kind of far into the woods, there are less guards there. 

I am aware.

[alexandertheyoung]

Aw, but love, I already went through all of the books in the library. You seem rather tense. Everything ok?

Try a library, dim one.

[alexandertheyoung]

Fair enough. If we do go on an adventure you know you'd be breaking the rules, right? I mean, I give less than a fuck about them but I'm just letting you know...

A little..well, I am not quite sure where I stand on that entire situation.

[alexandertheyoung]

There are always books left to read. 

Do you really think there are books that haven’t been read?

[alexandertheyoung]

Ok, then. Lets set off on an adventure! Wait, you don't care about the whole north and south bullshit, right?

You know what, I think I am. 

[alexandertheyoung]

Are you willing to risk it all for the sake of knowledge, young grasshopper? 

That sounds fun…and dangerous…then again it has been a long time since I’ve even looked at a book in this place. 

[alexandertheyoung]

I wonder how many more books have been left unread in Purgatory. I think it's time for a little book hunt. 

[alexandertheyoung]

You've been crazy? I'm sorry I couldn't pull you out of the clouds, then, love. 

Since you've missed it, I'll be just Alex just for you. 

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls

Its been crazy..at least I have been but trust me you’re lucky you missed it. Oh yes and how I’ve missed you just being Alex.