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Just a series of boomerangs after having WAY too much of that sparkling juice or whatever they put in that glass. Roccos disapproving face in the third one is life. https://www.instagram.com/p/BtJsSRBlMBJ/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=aj8pdh0p105c

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I am.. a GIANT https://www.instagram.com/p/BtIpUA8F7mD/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=z2zhuhga7gxy

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& shout out to these ladies for being grade a dance partners 👯‍♀️👯‍♀️xo (at The Study Hollywood) https://www.instagram.com/p/BtHNrbLl2l1/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1pdqd6wyamkzc

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incase you were wondering 🤸🏼‍♀️ https://www.instagram.com/p/BtF6qfslLPf/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1oxzeakbzi0cf

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Ate too much before I went out, but embracing the burrito child. He/she will keep me going allllll niiiiight loooong ❤️ https://www.instagram.com/p/BtFecZjFFJs/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1ilhoho3ytbfs

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Sorry guys, still obsessed with this day and the most beautimous couple. Still can’t believe I actually cried during the vows... my body was malfunctioning or some shit. 🤔🤧 https://www.instagram.com/p/BsjZd9rlP3g/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=13medgdob4mn7

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you ever wonder what 5.5 hrs of sleep in 72 hrs looks like?... A whole lot of Zquil, a whole lot of a mess looking for Zquil, AND a whole lotta BB SAGET FLY LIKE A DRAGON, b****** suck my d*** cuz I’m fly like Aladdin... or whatever while I wait for zquil to kick in. 🤪 #teamnosleep #ad #sponsored #Zquil https://www.instagram.com/p/BsfHrzaliiR/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=5bjp49mcus54

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Never have I seen a better description of myself in a series of short films... https://www.instagram.com/p/BsXQSA7lYJh/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1sjqlcojone1n

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Get you someone who looks at you (& eats your face) the way that I look at (& eat the faces of) my kids... • Bindi never misses a moment to make contact be gross af and wink afterwards. https://www.instagram.com/p/BsRF3bFlx0y/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=h4sxjv72nm0v

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despite my permanent RBF, I really love all the round two locations sm, got something from each one on Melrose & fucking thank you to all the employees for being fucking awesome and for treating my dog like the human he is 🥰 (at Round Two Hollywood) https://www.instagram.com/p/BsOw_XLFDO4/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=24w0d7zqf4zd

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This is what it looks like to wait patiently for all the old ladies standing behind the car to figure out where they parked. Thank you ladies. Without you, these photos would have just been what could have been. • Also shout out to the holidays for the additional chin. (at Trader Joe's-Westlake Village,CA) https://www.instagram.com/p/BsL7SHwFSf6/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1uzg32zrtdkd9

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Going head first into 2019 like... • No roccos were harmed during the filming of this vid... (badly) https://www.instagram.com/p/BsKAEiDFkIc/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1pf2epiom48g4

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Going head first into 2019 like... • No roccos were harmed during the filming of this vid... (badly) https://www.instagram.com/p/BsJ90-zFa6o/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1woki7bczmwxv

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new year, same p o s who matches w her dog. new year resolution get Rocco to start buying our clothes https://www.instagram.com/p/BsJJz9alw0z/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1c5i8291fbgf2

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the key to the solo lip sync battle is... you always win. Merry Christmas 🎁 https://www.instagram.com/p/Br1zk1xFNXe/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=p6pm2i7znx1t

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