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paul hollywood on bakeoff: now, i can see you’ve had a little trouble with your genoise sponge, haven’t you? the egg whites haven’t been whipped for quite long enough, and it’s lost some of that delicate, airy consistency, which means that your 10,000 spun sugar decorations haven’t got the solid foundation that they really need to support the handcrafted marzipan statue of the virgin mary that you’ve painted with edible gold leaf
me, shoving handfuls of reheated takeout pizza into my gaping maw: a rookie mistake
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Me: “Yeah I read all the time! I’m always reading a book-”
My books sitting unread on my bookshelf:
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A Witch. *JustinO’NealArt
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the hardest part about bouncing back from a depressive episode is cleaning up the mess you’ve made of your life like you can’t exactly say “sorry for ignoring you and your messages for a week, i was too busy suffering from crippling loneliness hope we’re still ok lol” right
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2018 has been going on for like 20 months but october lasted like a week… what’s the deal
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“Why don’t you get the book with the movie poster cover?”
me:
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you can really tell who’s been on this site for 6+ years this week
most of tumblr: OH GOD TUMBLR’S DYING!!!!
old users:
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“Ooh, I could just do Mars merch, but then I’d feel bad ‘cause like, why should I get the money for Mars merch? Mars should get that money.”
— Hank Green
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All the planets at once
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Rompecabezas híbridos, por el artista canadiense Tim Klein.
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Day 20: Thoth
Egyptian scribes were selective with what they recorded. There are no papyri recording Egypt’s defeats and losses. Propaganda obscured many official records of Egypts dark hours and archeologists often turn to the graffiti and letters of the people of Egypt for the truth about famines, wars and corruption.
Thoth’s origin is as the god of the moon, but as much of the Egyptian calendar is measured by the phases of the moon, so Thoth evolved into the god of measurement, mathematics, sciences and of course, writing.
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