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important question: are the boys into 2048? more important question: who, if anyone, has beaten 2048?

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every episode of criminal minds » 1.21 - secrets and lies

In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.

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anyone else here love that Derek loves men?

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no offense but.... someone rec me good moreid fics...... i’m in a desert.....

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how to not see spoilers

finish series in nonstop marathon without sleep before returning to tumblr

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I can't believe this was canon???

Matt Murdock was a Britney Spears fan fight me

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no offense but who the fuck gave matthew gray gubler the goddamn right to be the most wonderful thing on this earth? i love him? i want to hug him?? 

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Must be distracting, working with someone so beautiful

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CONSIDER:  a moreid soulmate au in which they know they’re each other’s soulmates, but never mention it or pursue a relationship for Various Personal Reasons until much later 

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Summary of my first Moreid fic (Currently Hella WIP) :

In a different world, Derek Morgan is an run of the mill FBI agent, Doctor Spencer Reid is a professor at Princeton, and, they somehow still manage to get dragged into a killer’s game all the same. 

i’m???? trying to make it Super Long, and a little character study-ish, but I’m still early into the show so! it’s gonna be a long ride,,, 

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No offense, but whAT THE FUCK CRIMINAL MINDS? WHAT THE FUCK? HOW DARE YOU! 

i’m watching revelations and dear god what the fuck im so???? upset???? spencer reid makes me to upset i love him so much??????????? i know youre not weak baby and he’s screamin and he doesn’t want he drugs and wHAT THE FUCK!!!!

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“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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I FUCKING SUFFER MY DAD SAW ONE OF MY OMEGLE RP THINGS LIKE???? IM DYING

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Hear me out...former Irish dance prodigy Poindexter

-Irish dance is a big thing here in Massachusetts. his mom probably signed him up for dance lessons as a kid to get him in touch with his Irish Heritage ™ and also to help him with his balance and coordination for hockey (a lot of parents will do this)

-it turns out he’s surprisingly good at it and ends up really liking it??! He has a lot of fun at classes and starts competing here and there. He goes to Regionals a few times and actually wins one year

-but Irish dance is expensive and so is hockey, so he has to make a decision and choose one or the other. Hockey wins out and he quits dancing after 6th grade but he misses it and sometimes wonders what would have happened if he’d stuck with it

-the team doesn’t know and dex wants to keep it that way, he doesn’t want to give them any more reason to chirp at him than they already do

-but then November rolls around and Jack ends up sending the team a very confused text about the fact that there are hundreds of girls in curly wigs wandering around outside the Falconers arena? (The Irish dance regional championships take place next to the Dunkin donuts Center in Providence, where Jack would play) and dex doesn’t think and is like “oh it’s just oireachtas season”

-which leads to some extensive googling/fb stalking and ends with nursey finding a picture of dex in a extremely sparkly vest and subsequently losing his frikkin chill

-the team chirps him a little but when St Patrick’s Day rolls around ransom and holster start begging him to teach them some moves and he begrudgingly agrees cause the sight of them attempting to do “an Irish jig” makes him physically cringe

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i can’t wait for the omg check please twitter to un-privatize. it’s going to be mad. it’s going to be wild. ngozi has been keeping up with it in real time i think, and like, just imagine over a year of tweets…all…at the same time

it’s literally going to be like when netflix releases a whole season at once and people binge it into the wee hours of the morning. you bet your ass that when the twitter comes back i’m gonna read that shit like the bible, i will cite verses verbatim, all 140-characters of gold wherein bitty discusses the beginnings of his relationship or the minutiae of the ridiculous text conversations you KNOW he and jack are CONSTANTLY having

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after watching civil war:

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“team cap or team iron man?”