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[alexlikesgranola]

𝐢𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐬 ✰

[ 𝐞𝐧𝐨𝐥𝐚 𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐦𝐞𝐬 ] — enola & tewksbury

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hey dudes its been awhile

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people who are “anti non binary” smash that unfollow button babey cause I don’t want you near me or my blog

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Sorcerer!!

Zodiac signs? That’s so 2017

We Dungeon and Dragons 5th Edition classes now:

Barbarian - (Mar 21-Apr 19)

Bard - (Apr 20-May 20)

Cleric - (May 21-Jun 20)

Druid - (June 21-July 22)

Fighter - (July 23-Aug 22)

Monk - (Aug 23-Sep 22)

Paladin - (Sep 23-Oct 22)

Ranger - (Oct 23-Nov 21)

Rogue - (Nov 22-Dec 21)

Sorcerer - (Dec 22-Jan 19)

Warlock - (Jan 20-Feb 18)

Wizard -  (Feb 19-Mar 20)

[alexlikesgranola]

Zodiac signs? That’s so 2017

We Dungeon and Dragons 5th Edition classes now:

Barbarian - (Mar 21-Apr 19)

Bard - (Apr 20-May 20)

Cleric - (May 21-Jun 20)

Druid - (June 21-July 22)

Fighter - (July 23-Aug 22)

Monk - (Aug 23-Sep 22)

Paladin - (Sep 23-Oct 22)

Ranger - (Oct 23-Nov 21)

Rogue - (Nov 22-Dec 21)

Sorcerer - (Dec 22-Jan 19)

Warlock - (Jan 20-Feb 18)

Wizard -  (Feb 19-Mar 20)

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john mulaney’s dad looks about like how i imagined

‘you have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair’ 

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When someone says a fact about Greek Mythology that I didn’t know about

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I always forget to read the username.

I was at a John Mulaney show and afterwards I managed to get in the elevator with him. It was just us and he said, “Sorry about this, I’m quite inebriated,” then he hit me over the head with a wine bottle and I passed out from the pain.

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kill! kill! kill!

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I have

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I got Virgil. honestly I thought I’d be a Patton so this is surprising

✩ So, apparently there’s a new Buzzfeed quiz posted and will determine which Sanders Side you are?? I’m honored!! ✩

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It is our duty as feminists to protect and respect women in Hijabs

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Thor: Loki, I’m a lesbian god of thunder, according to tumblr.

Loki: I thought you were Asgardian.

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spend my life on tumblr and just sitting on my sofa

ill stop being emo when they make a better genre

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If I have any Muslim followers:

I hope you’re safe, i hope you feel safe soon, I wish this people full of hatred didn’t exist but unfortunately they do, but at least I hope this is the last of these pointless racist attacks, I love you and you can count on me for anything

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