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“The fruit was never an apple”

Max Svabinsky, (1873-1962)

“In Paradise” circa 1918

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NSFT Emoji Ask Game

(Because most of the ones I've seen are kinda tame and I wanted a kinky version lmao. H/t to @osha-compliant-fae for help brainstorming!)

😵‍💫 - Every time your pictures end up on my dash I black out

😇 - I promise I'll be good (lying)

😘 - Pushing you up against the wall and kissing you

🥺 - Dreaming of making out with you until one of us snaps

🫠 - Please fuck me until my brain leaks out

👀 - Would you like to compare kinks in person?

👅 - Licking and kissing you everywhere

💋 - You are so pretty (with the intention of ruining your makeup)

👋 - Hit me harder

✌️ - Shoving my fingers in your mouth

🥾 - Step on me please

🙋 - Submitting an application to be your favorite sex toy

🧛 - biting you biting you biting you

😈 - I'm going to make you whimper for me

😸 - Requesting head pets (and rough sex)

🐺 - I'm giving you a ten second head start - run

🐰 - whimpering crying begging sobbing because you're not breeding me yet

☠️ - Be prepared to get utterly destroyed

🪢- Tie me up and use me

⛓️ - I want to see you bound and gagged

🗡️ - I have a knife I think you'll like (flirting)

🍷 - Here, drink this. Don't worry about what's in it

🍪 - I wanna make you cum and cuddle you and feed you snacks

🎧 - I need an audio of you moaning

🚂 - Please rail me at your earliest convenience

🛻 - Kidnapping you for our first date

🪟 - Leaving my window open and doors unlocked

🏩 - You, me, hotel room - when???

💝 - Buying you lingerie so I can tear it off you

💘 - Parasocially in lust with you

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I am so incredibly unfocused today. Wtf is happening

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fyi if we’re mutuals you have full consent to be as feral as you want in asks and dms

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If i have any followers in the Florida state - holy crap that looks scary! Stay safe and get the fuck out

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NSFT would you rather

1. Be over-stimulated or edged?

2. be a voyeur or have semi-public sex?

3. Finger yourself or follow guided masturbation?

4. Watch yourself in a mirror or listen to a recording of yourself?

5. Honey or ice?

6. Sleep in lingerie or nude?

7. Receive a voice memo or a nude from a mutual?

8. Shaved or bushy?

9. Grope yourself or be groped?

10. Cuddle under a blanket or sleep nude together?

11. Airplane sex or elevator sex?

12. Kitchen sex or shower sex?

13. Pool sex or workplace sex?

14. Watch porn or read erotica?

15. Receive or send a dirty message while at work?

16. Have your dirty thoughts shared with those around you or know the dirty thoughts of those around you?

17. Watch wlw or mlm porn?

18. Hump a pillow or use a vibrator?

19. Boobs or butt?

20. Lose your virginity together or lose to someone well-seasoned?

21. Get fingered in the library or at a nightclub?

22. Receive or perform oral?

23. Have “ok” sex daily or amazing sex once a week?

24. Doggy or missionary?

25. Physical touch or quality time?

26. Moan or scream?

27. Lace or latex?

28. White or black lingerie?

29. Have someone remote control your vibrator or control it for someone else?

**This was copied from another post. That blog didn’t have their reblogs on so full credit to them but since they didn’t want them shared, I won’t tag them out of respect. It’s a blog I follow and love and don’t want them to get bothered. These were just too good not to share.

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Pervy questions!

1:When did you lose your virginity?

2: Rough sex or soft sex?

3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?

4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex?

5: Favourite sex position?

6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive?

7: Have you ever had any one night stands?

8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?

9: Have you ever had sex in a public place?

10: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like?

12: How often do you have sex?

13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?

14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?

15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?

16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?

17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?

18: Are you into dressing up for sex?

19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower?

20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?

21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?

22: Do you/would you use sex toys?

23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture?

24: Would you have sex with your best friend?

25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink)

26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?

27: Early morning sex or late night sex?

28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex?

29: Favourite body part on the same sex?

30: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:

31: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:

32: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]

33: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:

34: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:

35: Worst possible time to get horny:

36: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans?

37: How much fapping is too much fapping:

38: Best sexual complement you ever got:

39: Favorite foreplay activities:

40: What do you wear to bed?

41: When was the first time you masturbated:

42: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?

43: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?

44: Have/would you ever have sex in public?

45: Have/would you ever had a threesome?

46: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?

47: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?

48: Do you like oral sex? (why/why not)

49: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?

50: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?

51: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?

52: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?

53: Do you watch porn?

54: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?

55: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”?

56: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair?

57: If you could give yourself head, would you?

58: Booty or Boobs?

59: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)

60: If you were the other sex for a day, what are five things you would do?

61: have you ever watched someone masturbate?

62: has anyone ever watched you masturbate?

63. Have you ever had an erection and someone noticed?

64. What is your method of masturbation? (ie. toys, clitorial, prostate)

65. What is your bra/penis size?

66. What is the strangest thing you have ever put up your vagina/anus?

67. When was the last time you masturbated?

68. When was the last time you had sex?

69. When was the last time you watched porn?

70. Have you ever bought a sex toy? If so, which one did you buy last? First sex toy? If not, which one do you plan on buying when you do?

71. Guys:Circumsized?

72. Which not-genital part of your body do you like being touched?

73. Which genital part of your body do you like being touched?

74. Girls:Are you able to achieve orgasm just through breast stimulation?

75. Have you anonymously sent a sexual ask to someone on tumblr?

76. When was the last time you have had a wet dream?

77. Which wet dream was your favorite?

78. Is there a friend you would willingly have sex with?

79. Is there a celebrity/character you would willingly have sex with?

80. Favorite sexual position?

81. Do you like being called a slut or whore in bed?

82. Are you into any BDSM?

83. Have you ever wanted to have sex with someone but knew you couldnt for any reason? Why?

84. Do you like dirty talk?

85. Are you loud or quiet during sex? Masturbation?

86. Have you ever been inturrepted during sex or masturbation? Who/what?

87. What kind of porn do you like to watch?

88. Have you ever confessed to someone that you got an erection over them? What about masturbated to them?

89. Have you ever masturbated because your sexual partner wasn’t there when you needed them?

90. Have you ever had a one night stand? Do you still keep in contact with them?

91. Have you ever had a friends with benefits? Are they still beneficial?

92. Ask whatever you want.

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Getting horny from making someone else horny is so much more fun.

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Titties and kitties

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TAG A MUTUAL GAME

Send me a number and I’ll tag a Mutual who I:

1) who you want to get to know better

2) who you’ve fantasised about

3) who you’d like to make spicy content with

4) who intimidates you

5) who makes you smile

6) who has GREAT tits

7) who makes you blush with their #me tag

8) who makes you question your sexuality

9) who makes you laugh

10) who you wish lived closer

11) who has the best/wittiest responses to asks

12) who is mostly likely to spam like your horny posts

13) who has a style you like

14) who has the coolest blog

15) who you’d like to get drinks with

16) who you look forward to seeing on your dash

17) who has the prettiest eyes

18) who has a spankable ass

19) who gives you butterflies

20) who is the kindest/sweetest

21) who is a bit mean and scary

22) who has the largest underwear collection

23) who posts the most random things

24) who you’d like to see more content from

25) who you’d like to boop on the nose

26) who you’d go to battle for

27) who you want to cook a delicious meal for

28) who you have the most in common with

29) who you don’t talk to but wish you did

30) who has kissable lips

31) who you’ve had a dream about

32) who you’d like to go on a date with

33) who you would miss if they left tumblr

34) who has a cute aesthetic

35) who deserves all the happiness

36) who has an awesome beard

37) who is complete filth

38) who has an interesting/educational blog

39) who you want to take care of

40) who you’d meet in real life

41) who has cute pets

42) who makes your heart flutter

43) who makes you want to explore new kinks

44) who actually organises their blog and tags properly

45) who you would let be the big spoon

46) who you would let be the little spoon

47) who is your most recent mutual

48) who has a sexy voice/accent

49) who is your longest standing mutual

50) who has the darkest aesthetic

51) who should message you more often

52) who leaves the nicest tags

53) who is the spookiest

54) who has the most tattoos

56) who sells content

57) who posts the most frequently

58) who posts the most infrequently

59) who is sassy

60) who is sarcastic

61) who never replies to messages

62) who you want to share a pizza with

63) who knows you the most

64) who looks innocent but isn’t

65) who you think is cool

66) who you think has the coolest wardrobe

67) who has the funniest/coolest username

68) who‘s first impressions are deceiving

69) who you trust

70) who is shy

71) who want to tuck into a cozy blanket

72) who you’d like to smoke with

73) who makes you feel nervous

74) who has nice hands

75) who you have a crush on

76) who you can’t believe follows you back

77) who would look cute with a hand around their neck

78) who deserves to be tied up

79) who is your girl crush

80) who is your man crush

81) who has the best taste in music

82) who needs to drink more water

83) who you want to give/receive a hug

84) who you’d like to bump into in the woods

85) who is great at cosplay

86) who has pretty hair

87) who has an adorable smile

88) who‘s body makes your jaw drop

89) who has squeezable thighs

90) who is the most artistic/creative with their content

91) who gets you hot under the collar

92) who is the most shameless

93) who you want to naked wrestle

94) who you think gives good cuddles

95) who lives in your head rent free

96) who lived the furthest away

97) who is the most chaotic

98) who you think is iconic

99) who you wish you could teleport to you

100) who deserves all their thirsty text posts to come true

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I’ve taken less holiday days this year than we’ve had months this year 😂

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for once, he’s absolutely right.

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TAG A MUTUAL GAME

Send me a number and I’ll tag a Mutual who I:

1) who you want to get to know better

2) who you’ve fantasised about

3) who you’d like to make spicy content with

4) who intimidates you

5) who makes you smile

6) who has GREAT tits

7) who makes you blush with their #me tag

8) who makes you question your sexuality

9) who makes you laugh

10) who you wish lived closer

11) who has the best/wittiest responses to asks

12) who is mostly likely to spam like your horny posts

13) who has a style you like

14) who has the coolest blog

15) who you’d like to get drinks with

16) who you look forward to seeing on your dash

17) who has the prettiest eyes

18) who has a spankable ass

19) who gives you butterflies

20) who is the kindest/sweetest

21) who is a bit mean and scary

22) who has the largest underwear collection

23) who posts the most random things

24) who you’d like to see more content from

25) who you’d like to boop on the nose

26) who you’d go to battle for

27) who you want to cook a delicious meal for

28) who you have the most in common with

29) who you don’t talk to but wish you did

30) who has kissable lips

31) who you’ve had a dream about

32) who you’d like to go on a date with

33) who you would miss if they left tumblr

34) who has a cute aesthetic

35) who deserves all the happiness

36) who has an awesome beard

37) who is complete filth

38) who has an interesting/educational blog

39) who you want to take care of

40) who you’d meet in real life

41) who has cute pets

42) who makes your heart flutter

43) who makes you want to explore new kinks

44) who actually organises their blog and tags properly

45) who you would let be the big spoon

46) who you would let be the little spoon

47) who is your most recent mutual

48) who has a sexy voice/accent

49) who is your longest standing mutual

50) who has the darkest aesthetic

51) who should message you more often

52) who leaves the nicest tags

53) who is the spookiest

54) who has the most tattoos

56) who sells content

57) who posts the most frequently

58) who posts the most infrequently

59) who is sassy

60) who is sarcastic

61) who never replies to messages

62) who you want to share a pizza with

63) who knows you the most

64) who looks innocent but isn’t

65) who you think is cool

66) who you think has the coolest wardrobe

67) who has the funniest/coolest username

68) who‘s first impressions are deceiving

69) who you trust

70) who is shy

71) who want to tuck into a cozy blanket

72) who you’d like to smoke with

73) who makes you feel nervous

74) who has nice hands

75) who you have a crush on

76) who you can’t believe follows you back

77) who would look cute with a hand around their neck

78) who deserves to be tied up

79) who is your girl crush

80) who is your man crush

81) who has the best taste in music

82) who needs to drink more water

83) who you want to give/receive a hug

84) who you’d like to bump into in the woods

85) who is great at cosplay

86) who has pretty hair

87) who has an adorable smile

88) who‘s body makes your jaw drop

89) who has squeezable thighs

90) who is the most artistic/creative with their content

91) who gets you hot under the collar

92) who is the most shameless

93) who you want to naked wrestle

94) who you think gives good cuddles

95) who lives in your head rent free

96) who lived the furthest away

97) who is the most chaotic

98) who you think is iconic

99) who you wish you could teleport to you

100) who deserves all their thirsty text posts to come true

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BIGGER NEW LIST OF SEX QUESTIONS

This is a mix of all the best questions I’ve come across on here, with a few new ones suggested by my mutuals.

They’re are all in a random order so you won’t know which ones are being asked…

And they’re meant to gender neutral and for all ranges of experiences! (Let me know if any aren’t and I can edit it)

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Tag your biggest tumblr crush.

Do you eat ass? Do you like to have your ass eaten?

Have you washed your hands since you last had an orgasm?

Have you ever posted a nude to your own blog?

What’s the best orgasm you’ve had in the past few months?

Have you ever masturbated to someone you know who isn’t your partner?

What’s the soonest after meeting someone that you’ve slept with them? 

What position or angle or specific technique never fails to make you cum?

When was the last time you watched porn?

What is the hottest thing someone has ever done with you in bed? 

Do you prefer tongue or fingers? 

Are you a top/dominant a bottom/submissive or a switch?

Have you ever had your own underwear in your mouth? Have you ever had someone else’s underwear in your mouth? Has your underwear ever been in someone else’s mouth?

What’s your go-to nude pic to send to someone. Describe the angle, lighting, body part etc.

Do you ever suck on a dildo while you masturbate?

Do you have a sideblog? Is it more or less NSFW than this one? Is it secret or can we see it?

Has anyone ever watched you masturbate live online? Have you ever watched someone masturbate live online?

Do you have anyone from Tumblr’s nudes on your phone right now?

What underwear do you have on right now?

What’s the most surprising discovery you’ve made about your own body?

Has a neighbour ever seen you naked? Did you like it?

What’s the hottest sex dream you’ve ever had?

Have you ever watched people having sex?

Are you open about your sex-life and sexuality?

Does anyone you know in real life know about this blog?

Do you have any of your own nudes on your phone right now?

When was the last time you had sex?

Have you ever masturbated to any of your friends? Do you think any of your friends have ever masturbated to you?

Describe a typical masturbation session.

How do you feel about threesomes? Have you ever had one, and if not, would you ever have one?

What’s something that turns you on, but you’re a bit embarrassed by?

What is the wildest fantasy you ever had that actually came true?

Have you ever gotten turned on at work (or while WFH)? What did you do about it?

Do you listen to audio porn?

Which one of your holes do you most want to be filled right now?

Are you loud or quiet when you masturbate?

Do you own any toys? What’s your favourite?

Have you ever confessed to someone that you got turned on by them? What about masturbated to them?

Do you have anyone else’s nudes on your phone right now?

Have you ever hooked up with a stranger or had a one-night stand?

Do you like being called a slut or whore in bed?

Have you ever been caught or walked in on while masturbating? Have you ever been caught or walked in on while fucking?

How do you feel about swinging or partner swapping? Does the idea turn you on?

Have you ever masturbated to a mutual’s selfies before? Tag them if you dare.

What’s the kinkiest thing you’ve ever asked someone to do while sexting?

Has anyone ever watched you masturbate in person? Have you ever watched someone masturbate in person?

If you had 5 mins alone to get yourself off right now, without your phone, what would you do and what would you imagine?

Have you ever sent a nude via DM here?

What’s a sex act you think is overrated? What’s a sex act you think is underrated?

When did you last have an orgasm? How did it happen?

Do you shave your pubic hair?

How often do you masturbate?

Where’s the most unusual place you’ve masturbated?

What’s the most amount of times you’ve orgasmed in a day?

Have you ever been so turned on that someone noticed?

Have you ever masturbated with someone?

Have you ever gotten cum on your clothes before? Did anyone see that shouldn’t have?

Have you showered since you last had an orgasm?

Who’s the most inappropriate person you’ve ever had a fantasy about?

Have you tasted yourself? If so, what did you think?

Have you ever masturbated to someone you know’s selfies before?

How long do you usually masturbate before you cum? 

What’s the weirdest porn category you’ve ever searched for?

Are you noisy?

What are your top five favourite blogs to masturbate to? Tag them!

Describe your nipples. What colour are they? What size are they?

If you had 5 mins alone to get yourself off with porn right now, what would you type in the search bar?

What is your favourite pair of underwear like? When did you last wear them? Was it special occasion?

Are you masturbating right now?

Would you like to watch your partner have sex with another person? Would you like to have your partner watch you with another person?

Start typing out your dirtiest fantasy you can think of and don’t stop til you get so embarrassed you can’t go on any longer. Just make sure it’s actually something you’re into!

Would you ever fuck a couple?

Would you do a cum-walk?

Have you ever had an orgasm that you weren’t expecting?

What’s the messiest you’ve ever got when masturbating on your own?

Have you ever worn lingerie?

If you could fuck anyone at all right now, who would it be? Do you know them in real life? Do they know you like them? 

Which mutual would you most like to fuck right now? Do they know? Tag them if you dare!

What’s the last object you put into your own body for sexual reasons?

Do you have any recurring fantasies you keep coming back to? Do you think they’ll ever happen?

Where’s the most unusual place you’ve had sex? Did you cum?

Have you ever been made to/made somebody beg for it?

What’s your dirtiest secret?

What’s the most embarrassing porn you like to watch?

Have you ever put your finger in your own ass?

Do you like slapping someone’s face? Do you like your face being slapped?

Have you ever used panties to masturbate? 

Do you have sex dreams? If yes, when was the last one?

Have you ever slid into someone’s DMs? Did it work? If yes, what was your technique?

Who is the coolest person you follow here? Tag them.

What is your sexual orientation?

Have you ever fucked in public? Where was it? Did you get caught?

Do you have any piercings or tattoos?

Describe your body in a way that would turn us on.

Do you like being tied up?

What’s the kinkiest thing you’ve ever asked someone to do in real life?

What was your most shame-filled orgasm? Why?

What’s the messiest you’ve ever gotten during sex?

Admit something sexual that you’ve never told anyone else before.

Put your hand into your underwear right now and type a reply to this with your other hand. Say whatever you want, so long as you’re touching yourself as you type.


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Rules:

Send them via anon, or not. Whatever.

If you reblog this from someone then you need to send them an ask from the list.

And of course you have to be over 18 to play.

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