I have a very big crush on u but sadly I am only a little bug and u are a garden
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"AHH! YOU SHOT MY DICK OFF!"
the most iconic quote in video game history (via chocolaten1nja)
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i got my PHONE HELLO
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ok hi SO THE good news is that im home woohoo
the bad news is that my phone BROKE and i'll be able to get it replaced in a business day or whatever ( figure two though) so i'll be back up & running in a couple of days. i'll just be super duper scarce until i get it 'cause my computer obvs. can't go with me to work and stuff lol. so yeah! that's all i had to say bye
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I like older men and you cant stop me
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dawsno panics yse pleeas
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dawsno i want your name tattooed on me
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i'̝̬̬̰̳͈͓m̪̥̹͕̦̹̀ͅ ̖̰̰͖͍̘̖g̫͔o̖̭͉̥̲ͅn̘͡na̞̗̲͍͓͎͡ ̶şm̵͎͎̲̫͍̮̠a͇̲̗̜̻̳c̰̜͕̣͈͈̤k̯̣̯̣͘ ̻̻̤͈͞u̴̳̖ ̥̫͓͎̘̪̜͜o҉̘͕͕̻ụ̥̤̞̱t̠͕͍̹̫s̰͎̩i̖̖̫͚͢d̗͇̘e҉ ͔̗͎̜͙ú̦r̛͓̫͙̖ ̜̭͚d̝͇̮u͢m͇͔͈̝̫̙̀b͉̱͇̮̣ͅ ̬̘̥͖͡p̤͔͍̝̖̮e̡̦͙̲͍̟̖r̖͢f̥͉͍͕͈̼ͅẹ͕͇͍̥̠c͈̼̬̦͈̤t̼͞ ̭h̫e̬a̳̮d̤ͅ
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m y band boyfriend's here i'm so ha pp y
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i wanna marry somebody cuter than me but sadly…i am the cutest :/
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if eurovision was the european hunger games then i think we can all agree that the uk is the tribute who got blown up when they accidentally stepped off the podium before the games had begun
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