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Why is my ass bleeding?

On my first ever drink party, will update you all when im sober again

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Ok, imma cheat a bit so I dont forget this.

I think a lady straight up murdered someone just one minute after I entered, she went inside with another dude kinda punching him and some seconds after theyre dragging her out of said room alone.

She didnt have any blood, but they were holding her down like she was a danger to society

On my first ever drink party, will update you all when im sober again

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On my first ever drink party, will update you all when im sober again

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Short hare and tall hare

Bunny Vs Hare

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Ladies and gentleman... I did it!

I GOT MY FIRST JOB YALL!

Its not really that big of a job, but it still feels like a huge achivement of my life!

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Ya sure u not a Hare?

Mr Tumblr Mouse.... what is the difference between replying to a post and reblogging it with your own message?

Excuse me.

Did you just call me,

A MOUSE?

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When we have an existencial crisis, we can turn to god, but what happens when god has an existencial crisis? Who does he turn to? Is god ok???

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Does... Does she like it?

@itsapmseymour Has Ms.Cyana ever seen or heard of Sailor Moon? I think she'd like it.

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Then what about chocomint, or choco-chip? Its simple! Dont let your chocolate dreams be dreams!

May I interest you in some spiky slime babeys?

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What do you mean there is no chocolate flavor?!?

May I interest you in some spiky slime babeys?

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I KNOW I DONT POST MUCH BUT YALL ARE GONNA LIKE THIS ONE

So im in the subway rn and suddently I hear a dog whining like someone stepped on its tail or smthn, I look around to find it and see that a lady is picking up her phone from her purse, (where the whining is coming from btw) and answer a call... The whining stopped

THIS LADY HAS A DOG WHINING AS HER RINGTONE WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK?!?

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They're bots, arent they?

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Is this common?!? They just keep spawning in like zombies on a minecraft cave

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Ok who tf told yall about me? Why are there so many people following me, this isnt what was supposed to happen what in the actual fk (⁠@⁠_⁠@⁠)

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PEOPLE OF TUMBLR I NEED YOUR HELP WITH A FAMILLY ISSUE (Not serious tho) you see: my mother thinks that her "cup" isnt large enough to be considdered a bowl, me and my sister think otherwise. What do yall think? Please help us end this family war once and for all

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Thats a roll, but ill take it cuz I dont wanna hurt his feelings

DO A FLIP

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*Proceeds to make a pillow fort to protecc snom from anyone who even considers bothering them*

cc ~ ))___\_ I am cozy, please do not bother me.