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fuck edward and jacob. i need three rosalie's on me rn.

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my uncle killed my father and married with my mother and now i must *remembers that suicide jokes do nothing for my mental health and wellbeing* put on a play

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Hi Bella! I'm Alice 💖 Alice Cullen by me ⭐

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bella throughout the series: ugh i don’t understand why the cullens can’t just be nice to the wolves

me:

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how do i break the cycle

prepare yourself for the absolutely insufferable lack of satisfaction found in forgiveness

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Your face when someone threw a liquorice at you

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I take pride in being a girl that Edward would hate. Nothing beats knowing he would be disgusted by my mind

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Again.

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hope this helps

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THE TWILIGHT SAGA: ECLIPSE (2010) — Robert Pattinson’s audio commentary with Kristen Stewart

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Bella: and if it's a boy.... EJ. For Edward Jacob

Me:

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you want me to have a dream? the thing that created the twilight saga?

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i seriously wanna knows who idea it was to have alice, jasper,and emmett dance around james burning body like a ritual.

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you just KNOW that if Bella had idk, worn eyeshadow? edward would have been like “oh, i can’t read the WHORE’S mind. that’s weird. anyways” and the book would have ended right there.

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Twilight movie/book meme ↳ 3 favorite male characters: Emmett Cullen (1/3) “tried to walk and chew gum at the same time again, Bella?”