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Things that are canon in the Metal Gear universe

Big Boss employed a man whose sole claim to fame was that he was able to run. Said man also was incapable of jumping since he runs into claymore mines you place on the floor

A man named “Hot Coldman” was a high ranking government official

There are several mechs that spoke like Vocaloids and sang while attacking

An astronaut died, was possessed by a pyrokinetic demon, and was able to continue living as a zombie by sheer force of will

A man had his arm cut off and then replaced it with the arm of his boss, whose ghost then briefly possessed him. Maybe.

Two United States politicians attempted to use Metal Gears to restore America to greatness. Both men were killed by the same man with a katana

Nanomachines are pretty much the explanation for everything

There was a guy who could control bees

Big Boss discovered the tsuchinoko

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nope, im totally fine its just a minor scratch.

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IT (2017)

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Where to Eat in Mexico? The Street! 

Location: Mexico City, Mexico

Tlacoyos, Tlayudas, Quesadillas…the magic happens on the comal. For all you people saving up for a Wolf range or a Viking stove, forget about it! Some of the world’s best food is made on a simple, circular sheet of metal set atop a single burner or a pile of coal. On this flat surface and the most basic kitchen tools, the freshest of Mexican food is cooked up on every street corner, day and night. Our favorite was the tlacoyo, a football shaped masa cake filled with refried beans or fava bean purée. Right before serving, these babies are topped with cactus salad, salty cotija cheese and salsa. 

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do you like hurting other people?

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That whole bottom row is just me every day.

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sorry

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If you successfully reanimate somebody with their mind and body intact then don’t ever call yourself a necromancer. You’re a fucking cleric and don’t belong in our community.

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Oink

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speaking of bad webcomics

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am I doing the meme right

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Koichi has no settings between “no game” and “BALL SO HARD”

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My emotions are valid*

*valid does not mean healthy, or good, or to be privileged above common sense and kindness

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Luminous.