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Matt, I have wine and garlic bread. And Frozen II on a flat screen TV. Please stop staring into the light.

I'mmm supposed to be training in New York rn but this is too good to miss out on

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Of course. I'll even add some milkshakes for you two.

I'mmm supposed to be training in New York rn but this is too good to miss out on

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... I'll come pick you up. I'm bringing pizza and garlic bread.

I'mmm supposed to be training in New York rn but this is too good to miss out on

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I'll just make him a coffee with some caramel syrup. He'll be fine.

I'mmm supposed to be training in New York rn but this is too good to miss out on

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What's he gonna do? Angst in my general vicinity about it?

I'mmm supposed to be training in New York rn but this is too good to miss out on

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Of course. Matteo isn't allowed any joy. He's grounded.

I'mmm supposed to be training in New York rn but this is too good to miss out on

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I'm calling the police

I'mmm supposed to be training in New York rn but this is too good to miss out on

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. . . Do I need to schedule an intervention?

I'mmm supposed to be training in New York rn but this is too good to miss out on

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Oh, sweet boy.

HAS ANYONE SEEN LILA

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Perhaps.

You do have one of those... Average faces. You do look like almost every second girl who comes in here.

No offense, of course.

HAS ANYONE SEEN LILA

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Yes I'm talking about Nev shh

Blondes

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Oh, I'm so sorry. Is that why your face looked so swollen earlier today?

HAS ANYONE SEEN LILA

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That's not what I meant but I support your self expression, Rosie!

Blondes

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But also blondes who dye their hair black

Blondes

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I literally served you a chai latte at the cafe yesterday??

HAS ANYONE SEEN LILA

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Unfortunately

It was a 2/10 experience, would not recommend

HAS ANYONE SEEN LILA

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@heardthatyouweretalkingshit

no