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Harry Potter as a teen comedy…

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I used similar techniques when I wanted to hurt myself when I was younger, and it helped. Always remember: you ARE loved, someone DOES care, and you WILL be missed.

Listen up. There is literally an app that can help you avoid self harm and I don’t know why we aren’t talking about it.

Calm Harm can be tailored to your needs and will provide strategies to help you get past those crucial moments of wanting to harm.

It’s also totally FREE.

once again, it’s called CALM HARM

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Then Albus, Scorpius, and Rose come along and she's just like, "Nope. I'm out. I'm not dealing with THIS again."

But can you imagine Teddy and James getting in trouble at school and they are sitting in Mcgonagall’s office..

McGonagall: *looking over the write up of what the boys were caught doing. she sighs* Oh you can’t be serious…

James: Actually professor, Sirius is my middle name. *smirk* 

Teddy: *snorts* 

Mcgonagall: *stares at both of them, feeling the absolute worst Deja Vu* 

Teddy: Are you alright, Professor? 

James: Yeah, Minnie, you look like you’ve seen a ghost or something.

Mcgonagall: *tries to shake herself out of it. Clears her throat* Yes, I’m fine. Now, Mr. Potter, Mr. Lupin *pauses. Suddenly seeing James and Remus in front of her instead of James and Teddy. she sighs* You know what…just…don’t do it again. 5 points from both of your houses. Off with both of you!

Teddy: *grins* Wicked. Thanks Professor!

James: *winks* Yeah, thanks Minnie.

Teddy: *rolls his eyes and grabs James’ arm, dragging him out of the office and muttering* That’s enough of the flirting you prat, we already won her over.

Mcgonagall: *watches them leave, then sinks down in her chair, rubbing her temples* I need a vacation…

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Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

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It annoys the piss out of me that all cars’ turning signals tick at slightly different intervals.

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It is so beyond important, it's vital.

This is important.

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Becoming an adult feels a lot like becoming the captain of a ship that is already sinking.

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Steve would have liked to meet Maria Stark, if only because he wonders what kind of person could stand being married to Howard.

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Not because they're dating, but because Clint has the same number of weapons on him.

The boys of stark tower have an ongoing guessing game of how many weapons Nat has on her. the only winner? Clint

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Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.

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its really funny how like, pikachu has been the obvious moneymaker for pokemon throughout its history, and they’ve tried to replicate this without success ever since. trying each gen to hit on that perfect mascot formula

and finally after a series of unsuccessful and generally unmemorable clumsy pikachu ripoffs, nintendo comes out with a pokemon… whose entire concept is boldfacedly, ‘clumsy pikachu ripoff’

and everyone fucking loves it

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And it turned out I WAS walking into a wonderland.

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(via aranjevi)

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Invade my personal space one more time; I haven’t had a chance to test out this taser yet.

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Quote by Virginia Satir.

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Quote by Frida Kahlo.