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Odd question.

There was a multi chapter vampire Mikasa human Levi fic on AO3 like 10 years ago. It was probably 30 chapters, had Levi steal her heart that she kept in a pouch, she guided them to safety, and in the end, Levi left the fortress to be with Mikasa.

Very enemies to lovers fic. A big battle in one of the final chapters where Mikasa goes badass. There's a zombies outbreak in this world, and that's why the world is in shambles. I think Mikasa has black eyes.

100000/10 would read the fic again if I could just find it.

Sad

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I need Bob to just go all out in protecting Yelena verbally and physically. For example, someone is a little too loud or rude to her and he just backs her no questions asked whoever is against her is against me type of support.

And then, like, an og Avenger puts her in harms way or something, and he just goes all Void on them. Like, 'my Yelena, you touch her, and I will burn this world to the ground immediately, no guilt.'

And Yelena is just telling everyone to shove it when it comes to Bob, like 'i don't care what you think about him, but if you hurt him at all I will end you.'

Maybe the Void, Bob, and Sentry all come to the same conclusion, like 'we protect Yelena no mater what - you can try to control us but we will never ever hurt her.'

I just need this.

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Just encountered one of my posts in the wild. That was the weirdest shit I ever did see.

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I need a Star Wars fic where young Anakin is trained by the dark side and still becomes Vader, but is a rebel spy, and that's how he meets Obi-Wan and Padme. He could have saved his mom and, like, hidden her away years ago, but made it look like she's dead so people don't try to use her against him.

And he still dresses up in the Vader suit, but it's just for show.

Maybe Obi-Wan and Padme are meeting up with out of suit Anakin cause they just think he's a spy. And they get trailed by jedi traitors, and Anakin pops out the lightsaber and saves the day. But the 2 get hurt? And so he drops them with mama Skywalker to heal and like, goes off to hunt down and kill the traitors.

Obi-Wan is so confused cause he woke up in this lady's house being served by droids? And him and Padme come out to the breakfast table one day and there's mama Skywalker, Satine(who anakin saved a way back and they've since become palls), and anakin back from his mission with R2D2 and C3PO bopping around.

Maybe he gives them the intel the rogue Jedi had and then is like, 'please, stay and rest, I have a country to run (maybe he killed Jabba and terraformed Tatooine in secret and takes care of everything now) before I am due back from this other mission for Palpatine. Oh, mom, Master Yoda will be stopping by for dinner. '

Maybe Padme and Obi-Wan are out and about and come across a healed Qui-gon Jin, just chilling on the beach. Anakin found him and got him medical help, and he's been living here training the force sensitive kids Anakin finds and saves from the sith, but are too old to be trained by the Jedi.

Maybe Anakin finally offs Palpatine and fakes Vaders death when the Empire falls.

And Obi-Wan is just stressing out cause what do you mean lord Vader is on our side Yoda, how could you not tell me? And then they go back to the temple, and like, I just need a grumpy Obi-Wan and a chilled out Yoda discussing this. Maybe it comes out in the council and Yoda is like, 'yes I was the one Qui-gon reached out to after he recovered, and Anakin was too old to be trained by us when the Sith found him. I did this for the better of the galaxy.' Maybe through in some pissed of Mace Windu in there.

Maybe the Jedi makes some reforms after that, does some introspection and gets their shit together.

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OOOOOOR, hear me out.

Liam survives Resson. And Xaden has a little sister who is a year younger then Violet. And maybe she was fostered super far away from everybody else, so no one has heard from her in like, seven years.

Maybe she was fostered by an ex assassin, and he trains her, and she joins the guild of assassins and becomes like one of their best, most lethal assassins. And she goes about pulling strings behind the scenes and hunting down venin as revenge for her dad.

And she keeps a loooooow profile in Basgiath, like keeps her guild mark covered at all times and stuff (could also be in a different wing completely, so that helps her hide her extracurricular work).

And, obviously, Xaden and everyone else is busy with their own things, so she kinda goes months without interacting with the others. And her dragon is like, 'f*ck the empyrean, we are going to hunt venin and wyvern on free weekends and in the middle of the night.'

Maybe in Iron flame when everyone defects she doesn't show up at Riorson house, she goes off and like, does a bunch of missions for the guild and kills off the last of the venin and is gone for a few months.

And Xaden is a wreck cause, 'I was super neglectful and idk where she is, and what if she's dead?'.....just stressing out cause she's gone and so are the venin and what's going on?

And she just shows up randomly dressed in her assassin uniform mask and all, with the head of the head honcho venin all just drops it in front of the assembly and is like, 'wars over stop being so broody' and takes her mask off.

And Xaden can be all like groveling for forgiveness that he didn't speak to her for like, eight years and all that. And just, the crew having to deal with a super in demand assassin and all her unhinged friends she has made in the guild and all the people she has helped over the years that love her. Maybe she pulled some strings and got Tyrrendor a bunch of alies and has gotten the king to reinstate Xaden as Duke. And when she shows up she's like, 'sup bitches, I got responsibilities for you all.' And Duke Xaden has to deal with all these foreign people who are now alies with him coming and asking to see and flirting with his sister in languages none of them but her understand. And he's just a bit overwhelmed and very overprotective.

Maybe Xaden and her spar, and she just beats him into the ground so fast and he kinda has this realization that 'my baby sister is all grown up and has seen shit even i can't imagine' and just has a whole lot of respect for her. Maybe they have a heart to heart and he hears about all the terrible things that happened to her since the rebellion and just, like, realizes that she really is all grown up and has her own scars and has lost her own people and he needs to start treating her that way and he can't really treat her like a child anymore.

I need a fourth wing/iron flam fic where the reader is turned venin as a kid, and it awakens her healing magic or something(this makes her now amune to the venum).

And she now goes around 'healing' the other venin (forcing the venum out of their bodies and making them human again). And she cleans out the cell of venin that were going to be at resson and just being a badass in general.

And the rebellion is confused because, where did all the venin go? And just a girl being pissed off and saving the world. Maybe she gets with garrick at the end or something.

Or. Edit

Maybe they're a dragon rider, and the venin infected them at resson instead of liam dying.

And they disappear in the chaos with their dragon, and they go about taking out venin and everyone freaks the f out cause, how do you lose a whole ass dragon and their rider.

Maybe they meet up a few years later after the venin disappears, and they're just covered in blood and dirt and maybe garrick finds them while out on patrol and dragon and rider are just chilling on the beach or something.

Maybe they just killed the sages or the head honcho and they 'just want a gosh darn break' after all these years and garricks like, 'the fuk, your alive!?!?'

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I also need an ACOTAR fic where Azriel pulls away after the solstice discussion with Rhys and, like, several years later, meets his mate and keeps her a secret. (Maybe she's like, this badass elf or something. Or maybe she rides dragons.)

Maybe Cass and Rhys are trying to get him to go out and meet people and he's just not having it. Because, already found his mate and all.

And something happens, Rhys thinks Az is being weird cause he's not around much, and maybe Kier feeds Rhys bad info, and he kinda thinks Az is doing something bad, and it turns into a fight with Rhys acuses Az of being a traitor in front of the whole inner circle.

And Az just up and quits and leaves with his mate(who the IC still doesn't know about). And like 50 years later, Feyre is doing emissary work in a foreign land, and sees this little adolescent shadow singer running around and sees him go flying off with a dragon.

They try to get Az to come back but he's like, 'I have responsibilities here and I'm not moving' and just I need Rhys to grovel and realize you can't order people's feelings and stuff.

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I need a fourth wing/iron flam fic where the reader is turned venin as a kid, and it awakens her healing magic or something(this makes her now amune to the venum).

And she now goes around 'healing' the other venin (forcing the venum out of their bodies and making them human again). And she cleans out the cell of venin that were going to be at resson and just being a badass in general.

And the rebellion is confused because, where did all the venin go? And just a girl being pissed off and saving the world. Maybe she gets with garrick at the end or something.

Or. Edit

Maybe they're a dragon rider, and the venin infected them at resson instead of liam dying.

And they disappear in the chaos with their dragon, and they go about taking out venin and everyone freaks the f out cause, how do you lose a whole ass dragon and their rider.

Maybe they meet up a few years later after the venin disappears, and they're just covered in blood and dirt and maybe garrick finds them while out on patrol and dragon and rider are just chilling on the beach or something.

Maybe they just killed the sages or the head honcho and they 'just want a gosh darn break' after all these years and garricks like, 'the fuk, your alive!?!?'

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father, son, holy spirit.

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I need like, 30 more parts of this. I need demetor finds out and escape with hoseok, and they fall in love and get married. And then they find out they are soulmates and hoseok becomes imortal. I need them to raise persephone and then willingly and happily give her away when she falls in love with hades. And I need cronus to plot to kill hoseok and persephone when she's a baby but then he gets caught and gets in trouble cause it's against the law to kill an imortals soulmate and another god/goddess and than hades gets to punish grandpa for trying to kill his father in law and wife and just, need it!!!!!!

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𝘱𝘢𝘪𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 | lawyer!hoseok x goddess!reader

𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘳𝘦 | greek mythology modernisation, demeter au, fantasy, teensy bit of angst at the end, smut. 

𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 | 18+, smut. unprotected sex, dom!hoseok, switch!reader (I guess?), oral (female receiving), fingering, dirty talk, degradation, spanking, hair pulling, allusions to an unexpected pregnancy, strong language.

𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘥 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵 | 5.3k

𝘴𝘶𝘮𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘺 | despite what the human folk might like to believe, being goddess of the harvest is no walk in the orchard - especially not when your father’s silver-tongued attorney rocks up at the family villa with every intention of distracting you.

𝘰𝘳 : a modern-day demeter has a romp in the orange grove with daddy’s lawyer.

𝘢/𝘯 | this is my contribution to the @ficswithluv​ luvlibrary project! I chose to write for erotica which was a trip and a half. as it stands, I’m quite happy with this one, so I really hope you guys like it too!

It’s the sleek navy blue Maserati parked in the driveway that morning that tips you off. 

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Nothing pall, have you seen the price of eggs recently? What makes you think a broke college student such as myself can afford to by things.

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If @staff could do a porn bot purge, that would be great. I have had more bots follow me in the last 3 days than regular people in the whole 5+ years I've been on this sight.

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@staff why is anything I see on my for you page and anything i like and post in light mode, and when I go search something it's in dark mode ? Please, my eyes have been so long without the light, I can't look at it now.

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Delightful!!

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100% agreed. Also a kpop Stan, and the amount of hate I have seen there really is nothing compared to what the drivers go through. They're all human, treat them as such.

Y’all can I be real for a second, I have been involved in fandoms for years and I just came from the kpop world and let me tell you I have never seen the this much direct abuse as the drivers get in f1.

Dead ass it’s insane, it’s one thing to tweet or post about not liking someone on here but when y’all flood their comments and mentions to a point where drivers and teams are trending for days of just hate over every little fucking mistake it makes it hard to exist in this space as a fan.

Like after races I genuinely avoid engaging online with f1 content because it’s hard to see the things people say about the drivers and if it’s hard for me I can’t even imagine how the drivers feel.

And I am posting this on here in particular cuz some of y’all like to play off genuine abuse as jokes which somehow makes it better (it doesn’t)

Max can’t sit down after a race without getting hate, it doesn’t matter if George does better or worse than Lewis y’all will still find a way to berate him. And as much as I know y’all won’t like to hear it but the way y’all speak about Latifi sometimes is straight up disgusting. Obviously these are not the only examples, just some of the main ones from this weekend.

So many people seem to forget that this is a fucking sport, there are going to be winners and losers and every single driver has had good weekends and bad weekends, but if you send hate when a driver has a bad one all your doing is inviting the same when your favorite driver doesn’t do well.

Also obviously I said “y’all” a lot in there and obviously this isn’t everyone but it certainly isn’t as uncommon as some people want to believe but no this wasn’t a direct call out to anyone just an observation as someone who only joined online f1 spaces this year.

That’s my two cents lol peace out ✌️

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during an interview, game freak was asked if pokemon are sentient and this was their answer

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This is still one of my favorite photos! 🤣🤣

i can’t STOP LAUGHING

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Why do they both look like regency Era gentlemen?

he looks so cute here https://twitter.com/bschweinsteiger/status/1468245589347471368?s=21