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When you're at a con with your two cosplayer friends

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I've been asked a few times about it so my shinny holographic standee of Gon Freecss, from Hunter x Hunter is now for pre-order again until 15th May~~

-Double print, two faces. 18cm tall.

-Worldwide tracked shipping, orders will be ready as soon as I receive them.

Thank you so much for showing interest and to keep asking about this standee privately, it means the world to me to know there's ppl who likes my art T o T)

Shares are super appreciated this time! <3

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Opening a pack of Dwayne ✨The Rock✨ Johnson trading cards

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Does anyone need new Lego underwear?

Let's say, hypothetically, that you've crapped your minifiggin' pants.

So you load your fecally enhanced drawers in the washer and let it battle for cleanliness

Unfortunately the stains will remain until the end of time. You should go to the store and buy a 3 pack of minifig undies 🩲

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Making of the Fly

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hannibal lecter is so funny to me, you mean you got away with eating people well into your 40s and then got bamboozled, hoodwinked and suckered by the human equivalent of a rabid wet dog, and barely made it to first base before they died?

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On a trip to the local museum, Josey finds herself faced with an unexpected predicament. Despite paying for her ticket, most of the art has been hidden away and reserved for those using a subscription service called Content Cube. Frustrated, Josey subscribes, but this leads to a whole other series of disappointments, from excessive commercials to disastrous corporate sponsorships.

As Josey looks deeper into the Content Cube universe, she begins to unravel a horrifying realization about the nature of creativity itself in this modern world, culminating with an encounter between Josey and the physical manifestation of the gradual commodification of art and expression into the nebulous idea of content.

This encounter does not go well, but it leaves Josey a little more confident of her place in a world that’s endlessly hungry for “content.”

This important tale is 4,300 words of sexless searching for meaningful expression in a world that’s constantly devaluing the importance of art.

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please enjoy new no sex tingler NOT POUNDED BY THE PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF THE GRADUAL COMMODIFICATION OF ART AND EXPRESSION INTO THE NEBULOUS IDEA OF CONTENT out now on amazon or all buckaroo patreon tiers

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i actually do think individual human lives are unfathomably valuable

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Rancour. Created in collaboration with Anna for whumptober. Read the fic here ( but heed the content warnings ); http://archiveofourown.org/works/50982037

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everything u need to know about me can actually be explained by the fact that i read that poem about the serving girl wearing the pearls so they're warm for her mistress when i was like 11 and it rewrote my brain chemistry forever

like this Changed Me

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trying on the sexy gravel pit

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those posts always go around that are like “if you’re on Tumblr and you’re over 25 blah blah blah” but honestly if you’re on Tumblr and you’re under 25, I don’t know how the fuck you found this place. like I came here when it was actually kind of cool and then just never left because all my stuff was here. what’s your excuse

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"The Fool," Watercolor, 2023.

For the group show Otherworldly and Wild by @wowxwow, live now

Available for purchase via WxW <3