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You guys I’m allergic to orange PEELS. I tried peeling the orange and then washed my hands and waited thirty minutes to eat it and I’m fine. That’s so annoying lol

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What the fuck you guys I’ve never really like oranges except all of a sudden I really like mandarin oranges/clementines and this start because I bought a fruit mix so they were unpeeled. But then I was like obsessed so I bought a big bag of them unpeeled. And now I’m like fucking allergic or something. Ugh what the fuck. My guess is it’s something in the peel because I even tried washing it before I peeled it and I definitely still feel allergic.

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Wow, I forgot what it was like to be really horny and need multiple orgasms to feel satisfied

But FINALLY he has started doing what I tell him to so I’m finally turned on and he’s actually stimulating me how I like

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Wow I was looking through my notes app and found the list of things he needed to work on when I temporarily broke up with him, and like NOTHING HAS CHANGED lmao why can’t I just break up with him

Honestly I have been contemplating trying to date women when I break up with him. I don’t know if I’m bisexual but I’m so tired of men.

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Honestly I entered into my field of work at like, the perfect time. The specific niche in the field I’m in is starting to take off, but any new grads are gonna have a shit time and it’s all Trump’s fault. They’re competing with all of the federal workers who are way overqualified but just need a job. And companies are also walking back on their strategies because of the insane economy and political environment he’s created. So it’s good I have a stable job and solid experience in case anything does happen to my job because man, if I had waited 2-3 more years, I would have been screwed.

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I gotta be honest, I’m creating a regression model for work and I would be lost without AI telling me which models to try and how to test them lol. Statistics are not my thing so thank god for copilot and ChatGPT rn

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I’m trying to set up an NDA with Tesla for work and their legal guy sent a really pompous email and even my boss was like “that was so arrogant” without me even bringing it up.

Thank GOD because I showed it to my boyfriend and he didn’t see anything wrong with it. He might actually be autistic

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I’m sorry but like HOW do you hurt the cartilage in your ribcage???

Like really I must have a connective tissue disorder or something because HOW

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Me: hmm, my chest kind of hurts, and it was also hurting a week ago. Let me go to the ER to make sure I’m not dying

Doc: EKG normal, no heart attack

Doc: ct scan to check for blood clots in lungs. Normal

Doc: congrats the cartilage in your ribcage is inflamed

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They did a CT with contrast to see if there are blood clots in my lungs and when I was leaving the tech said “good luck dear” WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHY WOUKD YOU SAY THAT

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Do you ever want to fall gravely ill or have some kind of major health complication so you can have a valid reason to just not work or not do things

I’ve been feeling like that a lot lately

I keep telling myself to just get to Memorial Day weekend and then I’ll take a couple extra days off but man it is rough

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I haven’t used my inhaler in years but I’m in Denver rn and broke that streak today 🥲

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UGH conferences are so fucking brutal

To make it worse, this one is serving all vegetarian meals (which is great, but doesn’t work for me because I desperately need iron and heme iron is the most readily absorbed)

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Whoever was in charge of selecting the pillows for home2 by Hilton… I hope you got fired

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I hung up my laundry

I’ve barely done that since we moved

It’s amazing what having enough iron in your bloodstream can do