aliceofunity
aliceofunity
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I'm a member of a system who's rarely around. my main passion is pampering lovely girls though, so expect lesbianism, kink, and smut
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aliceofunity · 2 months ago
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if you're communist and plural do you have an internal soviet
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aliceofunity · 2 months ago
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Cant believe Maomao is somehow MORE autistic coded in the LN with it being stated she does not pick up on social cues.
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She really is so absorbed into being a little poison gremlin she cant even tell that people assume she was abused and pity her. To her mind injecting ones self with poison is just another tuesday
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aliceofunity · 2 months ago
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Jinshi finally realizing his future wife is a cat. We are so back!!
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aliceofunity · 3 months ago
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aliceofunity · 3 months ago
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Some trans girls act like they've never had the experience of being in a high school men's locker room. Like, for the record - it's an awful experience and I hope no girl has to go through it, but like. Have you seriously not seen the way men act behind closed doors when they think there's no women around?
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aliceofunity · 3 months ago
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aliceofunity · 3 months ago
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Enough psychoanalysing why people have kinks. We need to psycholanalyse why they don't. Like you don't enjoy getting tied up? Clearly your tumultuous upbringing has given you a patholgical need to be in control at all times. Don't like fauxcest? That's because your petite-bourgeois class background means you view the nuclear family as a pure and sacred institution, automatically reviling anything that undermines or subverts this. Not into piss? That's easy; you're scared of the piss gnomes
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aliceofunity · 3 months ago
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it seems very weird to have a group of sophonts try to control the rules of the setting with the universe's creator gone
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aliceofunity · 3 months ago
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indeed. a christian would add that it's your own fault for not allowing jesus into your heart to save you
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aliceofunity · 3 months ago
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What is the funniest pokemon move
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aliceofunity · 5 months ago
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do this is you think it's useful but there are, in fact, real life consequences to having your teachers single you out as a troublemaker. once they've decided that you're one of the bad ones, you'll get no grace and be more likely to face harsh consequences for any disobedience
dear usamerican high schoolers looking for a way to resist fascism: sit through the pledge of allegiance.
no getting up. no looking at the flag.
everyone will be looking at you. you'll be sweating like a fucking hippopotamus. your teacher will sternly tell you to get up. you'll feel stupid and that maybe its not worth it because you're just a kid in a classroom. but I'm here to remind you that there are no real life consequences to detention. there are however real life consequences to resisting a thoughtless performance of nationalism.
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aliceofunity · 5 months ago
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aliceofunity · 5 months ago
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something that always pulls me out of a story is when characters start verbally explaining their motivation out of nowhere, in a way that seems unnatural. it won't ruin a whole episode or show for me, but it reminds me that I'm watching something artificial when I want to just enjoy the story. doing it through inner monologue makes much more sense
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aliceofunity · 5 months ago
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so far today I've learned that actually it's not misogyny when a man calls me a cunt as an insult, and that misandry is real because men are oppressed by patriarchy. I've changed my mind, I hate men
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aliceofunity · 5 months ago
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can you get more openly misogynistic than watching "candid" porn?
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aliceofunity · 5 months ago
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no organization that purports to care about animals should give out accolades for sending an animal into an area with undetonated and potentially volatile explosives. animals can't give informed consent to activities like this
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Magawa, a rat trained to detect landmines, retired in 2021 after five years of service. During his career, he helped clear more than 20 football fields’ worth of land in Cambodia, significantly contributing to the safety of local communities.
His work earned him several accolades, including a prestigious award from the UK veterinary charity PDSA.
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aliceofunity · 5 months ago
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I've just watched episode 2 of moriarty the patriot. in it, the protagonist said that the british class system is responsible for creating devils. his proposed solution isn't to destroy the class system that creates the devils, but only to kill the bad people themselves. actually solving the cause of the problem would be the effective solution to work towards, otherwise, the class system will only create new devils. I suppose we can't expect an anime to advocate for systemic change though
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