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i don't know the etiquette for posting other peoples tiktoks but the delivery of this punchline hit me like a FUCKING TRUCK please

NikhilClayton <- you should follow this guy on tiktok he's fucking hilarious

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did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”

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Meow

Meeeeow

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ahhhh! those are so good! and honestly all of them are really good! and show how easy I am to please

༚༅༚˳✿ matchup delivery ✿˳༚༅༚

εïз thank you so much for participating in my matchup event! please click the 'read more' to read why i chose these characters for your matchup. 💕 εïз

SHANE. he would absolutely swoon over you and so many of the things you're into– video games, game design, pokemon, digimon, ttrpgs, minifigures? he thinks you must be meant to be! he would indulge in your collectors side like crazy, always on the lookout for things he knows you don't have.

MAGNOLIA. maggie definitely has a soft spot for 'nerds!' she's another one who would be interested in helping you find more collectibles; she's not filthy rich, but she definitely isn't broke, and she wouldn't bat an eye to get you something expensive as a gift if she knew it was going to make you really happy. she would also adore you dying your hair pink! she'd want to play with it all the time~

OLIVER. also loves cuddling! believes you also deserve to cuddle someone who has great teddy bear status. thinks its cool that you're right about his same height, because that means he has easier access to a lot of kissing spots~

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Alice’s adventures on Cheshire farm. entry 3

hi, it’s been a bit, I stopped hype focusing on Stardew for a bit, but then I saw that a new yandere mod had come out so I decided to continue again, forgot how fun it was.

as always MDI cuz this deals with yandere concepts and while it’s safe for now things are getting well spicy

Spring 8 - year 1

Monday time! A lot has happened since my last entry which is astounding, but I’ve officially lived here for a week! So first thing first, I think I have some character profiles to go through, though really they’re less profiles and me judging them after a week.

Let's start with… Harvey… he hasn’t stopped, it’s unsettling, he talks about our so called passed life all the time, I have decided to just let my sickness fade at the farm because I can not deal with him, the other towns folk have taken notice and agreed to help me avoid him as much as possible, especially Elliot. Speaking of he is an interesting fellow, I often catch him near my farm. I ask him why and he says he’s just enjoying the view. Given that the area around my farm is beautiful I just assume he’s taking a morning walk when he does. 

Ok, now I just feel like a gossip, but to be fair those two are a bit weird. I’ve been trying to make friends, the depressed man is called Shane and he seems prickly, I talked to him once and he just assumed that it was a prank! What has this man gone through to think that, he is also at the saloon drinking every night which worries me… but maybe he just needs a good friend!

Unrelated but there is a notice board that I well… noticed (I’m hilarious I know) and what is asked for on there is usually easy for me to find, so I’ve been helping around and getting small money here and there which is fun because that means I’m not fucking starving. 

Also! First harvest! I never thought Parsnips could taste so good but I guess hard work makes your food taste better, I had some Fish with Parsnips and wild leeks the other day and it is shockingly good. This week has taught me that taking a break from the horrid capitalist dystopia that is Zuzu city was a good idea. I even got to take care of most of the rocks on my farm, still need to deal with weeds and trees but I figured that taking care of the rocks was a good first step, one thing at a time. Also want to save the weeds for if I get animals at some point, might see if Robin can make a silo or something. 

I’ve noticed something a bit uncomfortable, a few of my hoodies have gone missing which I’m not happy with, especially given how Harvey has been acting… but I can hope for now that I just misplaced them somewhere…

Speaking of making me uncomfortable, the shy girl uhm… Penny seems to be more pushy about spending time with me, waxing poetic about the unity of the small town life. I was expecting her to be a lot more shy after our first meeting, but it seems that she’s not a fan of respecting my personal space…

Also? Monsters exist? Like I heard about the dwarves and shadow people war and all that, but you don’t really see them in Zuzu, but the mines opened up and I decided to try my hand I mean I’ve been taking care of the stones on my farm after all, got a few gemstones and some ore, but I’m not going to lie, fighting the slimes and giant bugs in the mines was both exciting and terrifying, I guess I will be venturing more in the future.

Signing out ~ Alice

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I wish to apologise to some of my friends who have to deal that my morning mood is: kitten with zoomies, I regret nothing but apologise

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So, I just had the shock of realising that... after 10ish years on this hell site as an invisible ghost I suddenly have a lot of mutuals

What the heck

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No thank you for making such an awesome yan!oc Crystal can't make requests if there isn't an engaging character after all 💜

one last thing before I go temporarily radio silent!

Vote vote vote! (almost an 100 follow event because DAMN, y'all are following like crazy)

Thank you for the support. even if it's not massive, it makes me happy💛

also, special thanks to @alicethemasked for leaving tons of creative requests when a first made this blog; it was super encouraging ｡⁠◕⁠‿⁠◕⁠｡

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Tucking you into bed and feeding you some soup. Feel better soon my dear

Thank you Cacti 💜💜💜

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Heyyyy, hope you don't mind me checking in.

Hope you're doing well! (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)

Thank you for checking in ^^ I've been sick for a bit annoyingly cought a norovirus from a burger place has not been fun, but otherwise I'm doing well ^^ I hope you're doing great

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please reblog this if it is okay to anonymously confess something to you.

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Also- did some bear studies bc I need to up my bear studies

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Hey, decide I should follow you back on my main since you're literally so nice. (I'm crystal if ya couldn't tell lol)

And after reading your writings, you're really about to make me hyperfixate on Stardew again. They're so good!

Glad to see ya here ^^

Happy that you concider my inane brain rot about your ocs nice

Also yiss I will always drag people back intp the stardew cult >:3c

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Wondering if the smart thing to do is make a side blog for my writings... I mean sure its not like I post a lot here, but just something I'm considering, idk

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What does the arab in your carrd mean? Is it like afab and amab?

.. i’m palestinian

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hi, my writing muscles have been acting up, so here is a new... maybe series, maybe one off, just random Alice writings. this is currently untitled

Testing testing, one two three, this is Victoria King, researcher for the Bellowing Occult Observations foundation, I have been sent to the ghost town of Weduz to research supposed Paranormal events that took place in the last few years before its abandonment. If I wasn’t getting paid for this I’d probably leave this place, it looks like a safety hazard on steroids, the buildings are falling apart and there is the uncreative graffiti you expect to see in abandoned areas such as this. Thankfully for my stay here I was loaned the foundations RV, so at least I have sleeping conditions.

Annoyingly the camera I’m using seems to be malfunctioning but the audio should be picking up. I guess I need to use that English degree to describe what I see, I promise not to over exaggerate things Barb, I’m not like Josh, I take my job seriously. Even if I don’t fully believe in this shit. But a job is a job. Anyway wow I’m off topic, is this why these paranormal shows stage and script things? I guess that would make this easier, not that I can stage shit with the camera not picking up any visuals, which is bullshit, I thought Barb said it was bought a month ago.

First order of business I guess is the abandoned police station, I’m not going to lie, the graffitied eyes do sort of freak me out, but seeing as I’m *alone* here, which is bullshit by the way, I’m always going to feel uneasy and watched. So I guess for the sake of batteries I’ll turn off the camera for now, Victoria out

Testing testing, gods I hope I’m not taking into nothing and that the audio doesn’t work at all, but my last recording seemed to work so I guess here we are, but yes, I found something! A police report about a sighting during a storm, I’m going to read what I found for you, and maybe give it a fun name? Something like case file #8243: Let me inn

Transcript of the 911 call that preceded the event:

[call-taker] Weduz police station, how can I help?

[victim] hello? Hello? I think something is outside my house

[call-taker] something? What do you mean, we have advised all citizens to stay inside during this storm, it is not fit for walking in

[victim] that’s why I’m calling, this thing keeps knocking, asking to be let in, but it’s voice echoes

[a laughter can be heard echoing in the background]

[call taker] is this a prank call? You need to remember that this service is only for emergencies

[victim] please no, that wasn’t me, or anyone I live alone for god's sake, my name is {removed for the anonymity of the caller} and I live alone, you must have it on file somewhere!

[knocking can be heard, followed with laughter in the back ground]

[voice] let me in {name removed}. I need to feel safe [laughter follows]

[Victim] oh god, it didn’t know that, how can it hear me

[Call taker] ok we’ll send someone to you when we can, but the storm might make the roads bad but we’ll see what we can do

[Victim] please, I don’t know what to do if it gets in

[call taker] it seems to be asking so if it’s some weird creature, just don’t. Let. it. In.

[Victim] ok, ok, this is fine

[voice] {name removed} I know you want to let me in (laughter can be heard) you don’t want me to die out there

[victim] please come quickly

[the call ends here]

[call taker] we might have an intruder alert with a drug overdosed caller, please dispatch quickly

Hi, Victoria here, I’m back, but did you hear that, I do agree with the Call-taker that it was probably drugs, but what if it wasn’t, reading further into the whole thing, the victim was found dead when the police finally arrived, claw marks littering the entrance, but no struggle to get in, it is assumed that the Victim let the intruder in as the door was still on its hinged, but what was found of her… well, be glad the camera doesn’t work, because these pictures… I want to puke just looking at them, I didn’t know that the human body could twist like that…

Looking around this was the first in a few cases in this town like this, the media supposedly called the killer “pretzel man” which I’m not going to lie, if I hadn’t seen pictures of the results myself, I might laugh, as that is the dumbest title, if accurate.

I don’t think I can handle finding more about this today.

This has been Victoria King, researcher, skeptic and crazy person for being here, over and out