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there are breasts on my roof. scampering about. wretched

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All props to the characters whose entire vibe is “You know, I didn’t intend to fight God when I woke up this morning, but since I’m here….”

Never misses. Always slaps.

Edit: This is not the same as “I fully intended to fight God today. This altercation was planned.” Which is, undoubtedly, also fantastic.

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the thing that really gets me about those minimalist living spaces and homes is that i can't even imagine a ghost being able to "live" there. like those things are so sterile and devoid of life that they can't even be haunted by it.

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Locals call her The Hag. She hates this, but understands why they say it. She’s a humanoid hagfish that looks like a decayed, water-logged corpse. She’s been around for a long time. She wasn’t always like this. She floats face down and waits for people to jump in her pond to drown. her long hair drifts behind her, coated in a thick slime that paralyzes anything that comes in contact with it.

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we’ve had our fair share of tumblr sexymen on this site, but i think it’s time to usher in a new era 

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restaurant with a lobster tank and a warning sign that reads DO NOT LOOK DIRECTLY INTO THEIR EYES and when the waiter comes and asks you which lobster you want you notice one looking right at you and you blink and suddenly youre looking at yourself from inside of the tank and see yourself stand up and start snapping your hands like claws

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Gordon Ramsay drops the orb of transfiguration: Oh and what is- oh fuck. oh im so- im so sorry. oh it seems ive turned into a little ghoulie. oh fuck me. a little beastie most foul. unbelieveable

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I don’t think I ever posted my haunted clown knife doll

his name is Rusty O’Sharps and I bought him for 20 bucks from my barber who had him on a shelf behind a bunch of hair gel, neither he nor anyone else in the shop knew where he had come from, and apparently he just came with the building.

he is a good southern gentleman he is my friend he IS haunted but he is NOT cursed he is a very neutral ghost 🤡

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I  would love to visit some innocent happy gnome village and just start stompin 

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BROKE: the gang will outlive Scooby when they reach adulthood

WOKE: Scooby is immortal and has to live with the knowledge that he will outlive the gang