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hey seymour this election outcome is making me very scared for myself and my friends do you have any silly tips to make us feel better :(
Upon The Dunes, Across Sands SeasThis Tapir Boy Does Hear Your PleasHe Casts His Gaze Upon Your PlightAnd Bathes You In A Calming Light:

Do Not Despair, Be Not Afraid
Seymour And Friends Will Be Your Aid
In Hardest Times, In Challenge Great
Gerolds Immense Fat Huge Big Weight
And Guiseppes Strong Slinging Spells
Will Lift You From This Hell Of Hells.
Frog Slaps Bad Boys Away From You
And Elmer Swims To Your Rescue
And Horace Bonks His Tusk So Strong
Your Friends Are Here Your Whole Life Long.
But Most Of All, Remember This:
Seymour’s Great Telekinesis
And Arcane Word And Psychic Beams
Will Shield You From All Foul Regimes.
If Ever You Feel Scared And Weak
In Times So Hard And Days So Bleak
Just Think Of Seymour On His Dunes
And All His Friends Beneath The Moons
We Lend You Wisdom, Strength And Luck
To Vanquish Any Mother Fuck.
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America, you failed.
You failed your history, your people, your reputation.
You failed your women, the daughters of those who bled and fought for their right to voice their opinion, who have now been stripped of the right to make choices about their own bodies. You elected a man who has bragged about sexually assaulting women because of his fame. You elected a predator and gave him the most powerful position in the world.
You failed your POC, who much now continue to fear violence in their day to day activities. How many more hashtags must we witness under a president who continues to deny that they’re not just “lazy”?
You failed your Latinx, who probably care more about the USA than you - their home that used to provide hope, now provides a constant fear that they will be snatched out of it without saying goodbye.
You failed your poor, who will be strangled to death and starved by the luxurious treatment that will be provided to the 1% elite, paid for by what used to cover welfare.
You failed your ill, with a promise that healthcare would no longer be given to those who need it. People will die on your watch, so be prepared to look it straight in the face.
You failed your Muslims, and told them they are nothing but dirty terrorists who are not, nor will be, welcome on the soil that your ancestors stole. Soil where a country was founded on religious freedom now has a leader who shuns one of the world’s largest out of misplaced fear.
You failed your LGBTQIA+, whose identities and choices and LIVES no longer seem to mean anything. A movement and civil rights argument that has worked so hard to progress passed the starting line has now been pushed back all the way to the beginning. You spit in their face and told them too bad.
You failed all of us.
America, you failed. Not just yourself, but the world. More than you can ever imagine.
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We know that we said that I.D. was going to be our last single before the album, but recent events have led to us releasing this one. Last night and this morning, I saw a lot of fear and panic. Especially from people that I care deeply about. I personally don’t feel the same fear, be it for my optimism, my perspective, or maybe I’m just naïve, but how I feel won’t change the fact that there are people living in fear. And we can’t change what’s already happened. The best we can do is look toward the future. But for anyone who needs a break after all of these stressful times before we take on the future, this song is for you.
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before buying overwatch, you love every single non-torbjorn character because the characters are so diverse in terms of gender, race, background, and other things that make its character design unique compared to other games
after buying overwatch, there are several characters that you would shoot multiple times in the chest in a dark alley without even the slightest bit of remorse. your feelings towards torbjorn remain the same
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we were discussing possible counters for sombra and
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so it’s a comedy about a family with a kid who’s nonverbal and has cerebral palsy played by Micah Fowler who actually has cerebral palsy
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if your plate isn't too full/you haven't done it yet would you do michigan? i love this blog thank you for runnin it
-michigan’s most famous cryptid, the dogman!
http://cryptidz.wikia.com/wiki/Michigan_Dogman
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michigan_Dogman
http://www.phantomsandmonsters.com/2013/05/the-dogman-wolfman-phenomena.html
-pressie of lake superior
http://cryptomundo.com/bigfoot-report/pressie-the-lake-superior-monster/
-the dewey lake monster, a bigfoot
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dewey_Lake_Monster
-some misc cryptid sightings
http://www.weirdmichigan.com/monsters.html
-the williams lake reptile
http://www.cryptopia.us/site/2010/05/williams-lake-reptile-michigan-usa/
-leelanau lake monster
http://www.cryptopia.us/site/2011/06/leelanau-lake-monster-michigan-usa/
-bigfoot
http://gcbro.com/midb1.htm
http://michiganbigfootreports.moonfruit.com/
http://www.bfro.net/GDB/state_listing.asp?state=mi
-ufos
http://www.weirdmichigan.com/ufos.html
http://www.nuforc.org/webreports/ndxlmi.html
http://ufos.about.com/od/ufohistory/a/michiganhistory.htm
-some well known specific ufo cases
http://www.ufocasebook.com/michigan1966.html
http://www.ufocasebook.com/michigan1966chase.html
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