lizardqueenlexi

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refsheet for swampgirl....... imagine her shape to be something like fat slug mixed with a gator and little lizard limbs

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i think it's ok that a girl sleeps for so long that she grows moss and mushrooms on her body

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Anybody else have a growing fear of updating their tech cuz everything seems to be getting worse and worse

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Had some inspiration and free time to revisit an old oc of mine! My topsy turvy child

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How I sleep knowing I am not responsible for the version of me in people’s heads

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I think it's important to occasionally make fun of Deer Skull Christian God Pomegranate type writing for the exact same reason that you have to actually write that sort of thing. You have to develop an original voice as an author and that will inevitably take you through the Faux Gothic Melodrama Swamps.

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There’s quite a lot going on here. He was 67 when he died, but was born only 61 years before that, but was actually 86. I do not know what Yoda’s data pad has to do with anything.

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citadel: explodes

every citizen: woooo yea

scientist on the TV: we all need to fuck. now

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Why do they even make apps for ADHD. You want me to use my 24/7 handheld immediate distraction device? To manage my 'gets distracted too easily' disorder? Ooooh we developed the perfect tool for managing your anemia. Its hosted in Dracula's castle. 👍

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fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

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23 Layer Chocolate Cake (via Instagram)

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I love Stardew Valley, it's such a comfortable game to play, but the plot feels a little light at times. I bet it would be more compelling if the farmer had amnesia, crippling substance dependence and was suffering so much mental degradation that he thought his clothes were speaking to him.

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dr pepper is and always will be god tier soda. fuck blue lives.

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commissionf for @kytober

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being doomed by the narrative is cool and all but i like when a character is doomed just by being a fucking idiot. sorry that happened to you but it is entirely your own fault and you could have just chosen to not do all that