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another request lmao

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A queen and her mate look at their newborn kits.

“Hey look, she’ll be good and important,” her mate purrs, resting his paw on the ginger kit.

“Oh no,” the queen says, gesturing to the black kit, “She’s going to be evil or very misunderstood.”

“He’ll be too ambitious,” her mate sighs, looking at the broad-shouldered brown tabby. 

The queen gasps at the gray kit, “He’s either going to be troubled or have terrible luck.”

“This one is very beautiful,” her mate says as he licks the tortoiseshell kit, “Hopefully she doesn’t die in some tragic way.”

“No, that will be this one,” the queen pulls the white kit closer, “What if he’s deaf?”

“At least she’s alright,” her mate taps the cream kit, “Nothing will happen to her.”

“That’s right, she’ll always be in the background,” the queen purrs.

“Actually,” the medicine cat interrupts, “I need an apprentice, so I’ll force her into it.”

“Oh great,” the queen’s mate rolls his eyes, “And then she’ll have a forbidden romance.”

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Masks by Koyori n

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🛸| satisfykwai

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The Titanoboa, is a 48ft long snake dating from around 60-58million years ago. It had a rib cage 2ft wide, allowing it to eat whole crocodiles, and surrounding the ribcage were muscles so powerful that it could crush a rhino. Titanoboa was so big it couldn’t even spend long amounts of time on land, because the force of gravity acting on it would cause it to suffocate under its own weight.

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pants monster is larval form of mothman

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Me, finding Solas in dragon age 4:

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what’s ur sign n ur opinion on beer

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Honestly Idk if this is a sin but

I’ve been into warrior cats since I was 11 and I haven't really read past the first arc. I just didn’t and now I feel like a lost old man.

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The Queen of Sci-Fi

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I’m not sorry.

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what did you think of evangelion??

i think it’s great and then i remember that scene of shinji in the hospital standing over asuka’s body and i’m like “…….nvm”

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at least i dont have a tumblr

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HEY!!! IM CRYPTIDNEET AND I DRAW X FILES FANART!!! AND I’M REALLY CLOSE TO 500 FOLLOWERS!!! 

so that means im gonna draw stuff for y’all for FREE because i really am just that nice. this is a rare event i dont even take requests so…. take it and run with it. 

RULES!!! 

MUST BE FOLLOWING ME! (its a follower giveaway so… y’know…. new followers welcome of course!!) 

REBLOG AND/OR LIKE TO BE ENTERED! (one (1) reblog counts for one (1) entry! a like counts for another entry! u can be entered twice to DOUBLE ur chances!) 

u can reblog as many times as you’d like but it won’t help ur chances at all. sorry. i dont actually count on a lot of people joining this lol

u can leave ur request as a reply or in the tags but if u win, i’ll message u and have u send a detailed request! if u put in the tags or something i can assure u i will forget what it is. 

there will be a total of 3 WINNERS! i dont count on a whole lot of people joining this i’m pretty sure about 200 of those followers of mine are inactive. oh well. 

I’LL ANNOUNCE THE WINNERS ONCE I HIT 500!! HELP ME (cryptidneet) GET TO 500 FOLLOWERS!!! 

examples of my art is under the cut!! also check out my #my art tag to see more of my work!! 

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making fun of small dick energy isn’t anti body positive fools. it’s about your spiritual dick. your soul cock. u can have a small dick and have the biggest dick energy in the world. dick energy transcends human form u cowards