alien-elvis

[alien-elvis]

xoah xaxa, sounds yummy so sure

xoah xaxa the government captured me and put me in the tube

please help the tv in the corner only plays nick jr.

[alien-elvis]

xoah xaxa, ive NEVER done this

Is any other gimmick blog scared of accidently posting to their main or is that just me

[alien-elvis]

xoah xaxa,

why do you have 4 eyes

Who is the most disliked Elvis of them all

Woah mama I dont hate anyone.

Except for ol tricky dick

[alien-elvis]

xoah xaxa, im still in fucking the tube

they switched the channel to cartoon network and now i can only watch teen titans go reruns

is this that torture thing i heard humans do

also i will be expecting royalties to be in my mailbox at 37°14′0″N 115°48′30″W, thanks

tumblr why

[alien-elvis]

Xoah xaxa, rest in piece, little fella...

*weak, broken shell thrusts towards the light* sneh heh.. snooks like.. i've snoah'd my last snama... snank you, sneveryone. snoodbye. snummina snummina snummima

[alien-elvis]

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[alien-elvis]

Xoah xaxa, who the FUCK is that

[alien-elvis]

xoah xaxa, theyre not even paying me royalties for this...

[alien-elvis]

xoah xaxa fuck ai

Reblog to make it die faster

[alien-elvis]

xoah xaxa the tube is full of a strange green liquid that tastes like warm sprite

xoah xaxa the government captured me and put me in the tube

please help the tv in the corner only plays nick jr.

[alien-elvis]

xoah mama, this "backyardigans" show is quite entertaining.

maybe the tube isnt so bad after all

[alien-elvis]

xoah xaxa the government captured me and put me in the tube

please help the tv in the corner only plays nick jr.

[alien-elvis]

you know, maybe earth isnt so bad after all... xoah xaxa

Phwoah dads, we are gathered here today to celebrate the union of these two lovely Elvii, @emo-presley and @gay-elvis. These Elvii found each other through the magic of tumblr and came together to adopt their child @catgirl-presley , who is the flower girl in today’s ceremony, phummina phummina. May this family bond withstand all the troubles that come their way, athankyouverymuch.

I now pronounce you, platonically married *sexy end screen dance*

[alien-elvis]

what chemical are we romancing, xoah xaxa

the mcr ecosystem and the elvii community should do a collab

[alien-elvis]

this is my favorite movie scene

from blue 2: again

[alien-elvis]

good for you, xoah xaxa

woah pa- I MEANT woah mama i think the mod said they're a demigirl

hi, mod here! i guess this is me coming out as a demigirl to the elvis-verse lol :3

[alien-elvis]

just abducted this stupid thing called. a. cow

feeling good, xoah xaxa