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I have some news for members of the united states armed forces who feel like they are pawns in a political game and their assignments being unnecessary.

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This blog is one several-year-long conversation with myself and you are all just along for the ride

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imagine hating me and i'm just at my house wearing a big t shirt with a skull on it

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Wishing all BDSM kinksters some restrained summer fun this season

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im not defending myself against a vampire. suck away gorgeous

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⚙️ 🪽

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“women don’t have the capacity for misogyny” have you ever met a mother

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when I was a kid I wished I had nosebleeds. I had some friends who had them and I was like. that looks so fucking cool. you're just sitting there and suddenly you're covered in blood. it looks so dramatic. it looks so... and here my language failed me. at such a humble age I did not have the vocabulary to describe the sublime. I just sat in incomprehensible jealousy. I turned out totally normal by the way

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dino saurs were not scary monsters they were mamas with eggs and when they drank water they were like fuckk yessss waterrrr

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no i am not immune to early 2000s pop-punk music that fucks a little harder than everyone likes to admit

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i love the -with mama trend but sometimes i get sad because that is clearly papa and he aint getting any credit raising those darn kids...

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i'm not saying people shouldn't be reading more books, but i do think it's funny how many people thinking "reading comprehension" is just about how good you are at reading books and not like. criticial thinking skills.

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"irreversible side effects of HRT" all of life is irreversible. i cannot go back a single second in time

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quit playing games with the dames and come play toys with the boys

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the whole "lipstick on a pig" thing makes no sense because the second we gave a pig access to makeup she became god's cuntiest soldier