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guess who's 30 now, it meeeeee

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good idea but poor choice of wording, I initially read this as "ask ChatGPT to write a report and then [ask ChatGPT to] research how and why it's wrong." Which tbf would have been funny.

that’s a good one

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eating michigan shaped sour candy rn. i'm being informed they're called michigummies

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me, every single time i see people (especially women) talking about the divine feminine energy, or the sacredness of the womb or whatever it is now:

[image description: a two-panel photo of a person dialling a number and then placing the phone to their ear. the contact is saved as ‘Ursula K. Le Guin’ /end ID]

context is this quote by her:

But I didn’t and still don’t like making a cult of women’s knowledge, preening ourselves on knowing things men don’t know, women’s deep irrational wisdom, women’s instinctive knowledge of Nature, and so on. All that all too often merely reinforces the masculinist idea of women as primitive and inferior – women’s knowledge as elementary, primitive, always down below at the dark roots, while men get to cultivate and own the flowers and crops that come up into the light. But why should women keep talking baby talk while men get to grow up? Why should women feel blindly while men get to think?

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Hi my name is Ozy'mandias, King of Kings and I have two vast and trunkless legs of stone and a frown and wrinkled lip and a lot of people tell me I look like the Younger Memnon (a/n if you don't know who he is get da hell out of here!). I'm a statue but my visage is shattered and lies half sunk on the sand. I’m also a colossal wreck, and I stand in the desert of an antique land where I’ve been for a really long time (I’m ancient). I’m a lifeless thing (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly the passions the sculptor read and stamped on me, which yet survive. I love sculptors and I get all my expressions from there. For example today I was wearing a sneer of cold command and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was standing in the desert. The lone and level sands were boundless and bare, which I was very happy about. A lot of mighty looked upon my works and despaired. I put my middle finger up at them.

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SEVERANCE 2.04 | Woe's Hollow

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happy make a terrible comic day!!! i haven't stopped thinking about this post since i saw it. in 2018 a common merganser was spotted with 76 (SEVENTY SIX!!!) chicks!! that's SOOOO many baby. so much success.

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hehe

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duuude let's watch kpop demon slayers on netflix and maybe we'll doordash some crumble cookies and then we can hop on marvel rivals I just got a new controller on amazon

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Matt Groening, 1982

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Sam Handwich.

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looking to beat the heat (off)? WHAT BETTER WAY THAN WITH THE TINGLERS OF SUMMER there are so many to choose from here are a few sizzling tingleverse favorites

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kills me how Ogata is being passed around like a blunt having like 20 different ships yet no matter who he's with he looks like he is tolerant of the situation at best in most ship art

guy who's so incompatible with anyone even dedicated shippers realise him being in a happy relationship would be way too out of character. thats an impressive feat i havent seen much in fandoms before, horrible job yet again you freak of nature