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Can I please go one month without having a dream about an ex from almost a decade ago

Please

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Hey ho 🤙

I'm about to go through perhaps the worst financial crisis of my life, ya boy is going to lose their car soon. I need to either come up with enough with what I already have saved to get a replacement, or get a rental for the time being. I have considered a go fund me, but I feel weird about not supplying anything as compensation.

Y'all want to buy nudes from a weird tranny? Audio of me telling you shit? Hell, used clothes? Fuckin DM me.

https://venmo.com/u/Crow-Long

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Somebody should write one of those goofy self-help manuals that tries to derive a universal life philosophy by overanalysing The Art of War, except instead of The Art of War, it's overanalysing entry-level gameplay advice for bullet hell shooters. I bet you could make "don't aim for where your target is – aim for where it's going to be" and "we're drawn to the focus of our attention; centre your gaze not on the obstacles to your progress, but on the spaces between" sound real deep with the right spin.

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A section of NCSX, a fusion reactor so ambitious and advanced for its day that it was cancelled while half-built, in 2008. Each of those massive squiggly copper magnets — of which there were many — had to be held to sub-millimeter precision through many thermal cycles in liquid nitrogen. The vessel is solid inconel. What a beast!

Somebody remind me to write up a more thorough post about the history of stellarators at some point.

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My favorite vintage vibrator I own. 😏

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Still kinda want someone to flay me alive and pour salt on me like i'm a slug

No it's not a sex thing

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Breakup sex with my vampire girlfriend call that the last nail in the coffin

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hello beloveds ☺️

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seeing trans people in public is like encountering an angel in the produce aisle. you understand

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NATO Standard Phonetic Alphabet,

The phonetic alphabet was developed as a way to spell things out over radio communications that may be less then ideal, I.E. a lot of static or weak signal. All the words were chosen because they have a distinct sound that is easy to pick out. Military and police communications use the phonetic alphabet heavily and can be helpful to know for talking over CB’s or FRS (walky talky) radios.

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sorry my family didn’t teach me that i have a place among others so now i’m weird . sorry

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I finally surrendered and bought a container of that sticky keyboard cleaning goop I see advertised all over the internet

and holy fucking shit. this stuff WORKS. I cleaned my keyboard. I cleaned my Lego models. I cleaned my speakers. I cleaned my whole motherfucking DESK with this stuff. this shit is addictive. it's like Flubber and Mr Clean had a baby and the midwife was crack cocaine. 12/10

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this honestly just came out of left fucking field i would have never expected to hear anything like this in this show. consider me Pleasantly Surprised tbh

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An ad for your deepest desires :)

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diet culture people make me feel like i’m going crazy. you want me to take an experimental pill that destroys my appetite?? you want me to remove part of my stomach??? you want me to stop eating bread and rice, two of the staple foods most inherent to humanity????? why exactly? because my stomach is big? because you don’t like the way i look, and you think it’s reasonable to tell me to carve pieces off of myself and try random drugs and ruin my own life so i can look more visually pleasing to you? and you somehow don’t see how absurdly cruel and selfish that is to ask of somebody???? while pretending you care about their HEALTH????????????????? FUCK YOU!!!!

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I just finished reading dungeon meshi and yknow. when people talked about laois doing things like getting on the ground and barking I was like yeah “haha so true” but no he literally does that. there was no amount of irony in those statements he really said “mind if I get on all fours and start barking and snarling and growling” and he did not wait for answer