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ZUKO BRAINROT (Aka head canons, will contain the gaang, maybe some zukka)

• sulked for a week when he realised that the gaang are a random (1)12 year old boy and two north pole people who only know how to use salt and at max a pinch of something mildly spicy. (I imagine there weren't many spices in the north pole, besides of course, salt. Lots of it.)

• had a minor phase where he would snag everything and anything of interest because he heard that dragons hoard and as said/mumbled in shame to his nanny's, elders, mom and literally anyone but his dad "... Cus dragons are cool, duh... "

•if he wasn't told not to he would've only talked about dragons to his mom but that obsession faded when his mom dissappeared. (it didn't he just got sad when talking about it)

•for a long time just completely ignored iroh's past as the dragon of the west because of his, now silent, love for dragons

•SOKKA, AANG, IROH AND TOPH HAVE A SWEET TOOTH WHILE HE HAS A "spice tooth"

•he's so warm. And also completely unaware of the fact

× side note, momo loves laying on him

because of that

• sunbathes regularly but not for tan josta to bask in the sun like a happy little lizard.

•Can't cook

× well not for others, he's the typa guy to

like burnt food

•anytime someone is too close he blows a bit of fire/somke(?) out his mouth with a huff and an eyeroll

•learned to make good tea after the tea shop arc

•loves, loves, LOVES swords. Admires sokkas sword and the story of it too

•he's often been spotted at royal dances running away when someone asks to dance

× he missed all royal dancing lessons

while his face was healing but didn't tell

anyone

•Can't look suki in the eye without violently apologiesing and running away

•he runs away often when he doesn't know what to do in a social situation

•will NEVER eat turtleduck in any circumstance. Man's would rather starve to death

•sees toph as more of a cousin rathe than a sister since his in real life expiriences with sisters is azula and seeing as how Katara, the only other sister he could reference, is the opposite of toph.

•I can't stress this enough, his mouth has to be broken by now by how much spicy food he eats

× one of the only things azula and zuko

had in common was their love for spice

and utter lack of respect for their

taste buds. They probably snacked

on bell peppers for funsies.

•knows how to play some instruments but idk the atla universe instruments so whatever atla equivalent of a piano is.

•iroh suggested an eyepatch to him while on the ship. Not so he didn't have to look at the scar he just kinda wanted to slowly transform him into a pirate until he notices.

•will get tattoos but not in the hot way he actually just wants his mom's name and a turtleduck on his forearm

•since he's half blind and deaf (it's canon because I said so) Sokka sneaks up on his blind/deaf side and get as close as possible, not letting out a breath till he notices and gets startled

•does hand stands regularly without context because of ty lee

•he and mai just kinda lay together on top of each other in a sullen silence. They love it.

•has a special appreciation for carving

•fixed azula bangs

•he has long nails like azula. I like to imagine that the notion of having long nails=rich transfers to the atla universe but not only on women

•he isn't as pale as he is in the show. I like to imagine him as pretty tan

•knows how to braid hair VERY well. (he used to be a part of the hair braiding trains azula, mei and ty Lee had (azula was alway the one who didn't have to braid hair obvi)

•prolly not neurotypical tbh

That's prolly it I think.

Also I'd if it's ooc let me have fun😔

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