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I have to go for a bit, but thank you all for the welcome!! I haven't tried RPing since 2007 so please forgive me if I'm slow to respond for a while ;u; 

I'll get to any outstanding responses as soon as I get back ahhhh

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My coat?

The only thing I have in there aside from my tarot deck is a gift from one of my old clients.

She came back a few days after a reading, yeah? Told me that she was "So absolutely happy" with my service she just had to give me a good luck talisman. She said it had been owned by some very important world leaders in the past. I've kept it on me ever since!

I was going to offer her another reading, even though my schedule was completely booked, but she got a strange look on her face and told me no way in hell. Weird, right?

I believe the proper term for that is ‘identity theft’, an action which is highly illegal and something that I of all people would never be guilty of, Hagakure-kun. It’s good that you understand that!

Perhaps you are in possession of something which angers these so-called spirits? When was the last time you cleaned out the contents of your coat?

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You're telling the truth, right? You're all not some kind of... deep web dataghosts out to steal my soul/personal information?

Well, as long as you're sure, I guess I can trust you Ishimaru-chi.

About that: While I refuse to deal with anything occult related, whenever I somehow... run into a spirit... it never seems to go well. They never seem to like me much, you know?

Please calm down Hagakure-kun, I am of corporeal form and I am absolutely sure that there are no supernatural imprints of lost souls, human or otherwise, anywhere on the internet!

Now, what was that you mean by ‘anger you guys yet’? Explain yourself!

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Why is your price page just a picture of a ghost?

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Did you say a-a ghost on my price page?

… Haha, I see what this is!

Make fun of the new guy, right? Well, very funny guys. I just checked my page and there are absolutely no ghosts anywhere on my blog.If you’re trying to get a free reading out of me you’re gonna have to try something else, yeah?

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Ahh, thank you Ogr- erm... Oogami-chi!

I predict with you around, sales are going to sky-rocket!

I have recently entered a business partnership with Hagakure. 

His fortune telling shop has officially opened for business, and I am the… hmn… debt collector, apparently. To ensure he gets properly reimbursed for his readings.

…I cannot guarantee you get an accurate reading, but it’s an experience you’ll never forget, I can promise you that.

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W-Woah, man, where did all of you come from?! I haven't even made a post yet, right?

You're not all.... ghosts are you??? Malevolent spirits?! If you are, please leave at once! I'm positive I haven't done anything to anger you guys yet!