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[alina-kyrie]

    lucifer sentence starters     episode 4 - 6.

you broke into my house?

you were taking forever in the shower.

are you sleeping with this idiot?

never been thrown out of anywhere before in my life.

something very disturbing’s just happened. it’s horrific, really. for the second time, i’ve been thrown out of a woman’s house.

i mean, i appeal to the virile urge in all wo/men.

you need to go undercover, because you’re our best way in.

why is she able to refuse my charms?

people don’t have power over us. we give it to them. you have to take your power back.

i need to take back control. i need to behave like i always have.

i mean, it seems obvious now, actually - i need to have sex with her.

are you gonna help me or not?

you’re quite adorable when you’re flustered.

i’m not flustered, i’m nauseous.

okay, look. let me make myself perfectly clear: i will never, ever, ever sleep with you.

playing hard to get? i like it.

wow. you’ve never been rejected by a woman, have you?

the odds are definitely in your favour out there - probably not batting for the same team, but you never know. go forth and conquer. i know you want to.

i promise, if anyone here hurt your sibling, i’ll find them. and i’ll punish them.

if you weren’t so pent-up sexually, we’d be firing on all cylinders, i’d say.

i certainly don’t need any help getting wo/men into bed.

do you honestly think you can just ask people to have sex with you and they will?

you forget. i love pain.

men - they always want to talk!

we can get him/her back to where s/he belongs, if you could just provide me with a weak spot.

seriously, darling. are you well? the berries are ripe and ready to be harvested - i mean, look at me.

don’t. please.

if i get an STD from this thing, i’m gonna kill you.

is there anyone you suspect that might do this to you?

do not shush me.

a deal’s a deal - especially one with the devil.

i do believe there’s good and evil and right and wrong.

does it scare you?

i mean, how could i be scared of something i don’t believe in?

do i scare you?

either way, he’s going to get someone killed. probably himself.

this love thing makes you all quite stupid, doesn’t it?

just hand over the cash, and no one gets hurt.

i believe that’s a fair request, actually, so just pop her around and the money’s yours.

greedy little jackal, aren’t you?

what is it about you and guns, eh?

what’s up, jackass?

hell truly hath no fury like a woman scorned.

i happen to be an expert on punishment, and i’m not sure it fits the crime here.

chlamydia, the clap, a raging case of crabs - that’s what you deserve. not death.

why do humans think they can rectify one evil with another?

why does everyone say that before they’re punished?

come on, shoot me.

son of a bitch, that really hurts!

i don’t bleed!

i don’t lie. but i don’t always tell the whole truth.

can’t sleep when you’re not home.

the models don’t appear to be wearing any clothes.

you were shot and you bled. no sharp objects until we find out why.

the danger of getting hurt is positively thrilling.

now come on, tell me your most dangerous desire.

we need to get out of here now.

i am dreamy, but try to contain yourself.

i got a taste of danger, and i want more.

that whackjob’s gonna totally get me killed.

tomato, tom-ah-to.

see, that’s why we make such great partners - the ‘he said, she said’ of it all.

when do i get my own gun?

i wouldn’t trust you with my kid’s lightsaber.

if i’m gonna be forced to work with you again, i call the shots.

bloody hell! that hurt! do it again.

you know, i’m quite skilled in restraints.

let me guess, you did him a favour.

i process tragedy through my work.

that favour you owe me… i’m calling in my IOU.

i was trying to prevent more death.

well, aren’t we the little saint?

you are the oldest young person i’ve ever met.

i’m not gonna drink at a bar where everyone hates me.

did you ever consider that they hate you for that very reason?

well, somebody’s not being crowned homecoming queen, are they?

surely you’ve heard the expression ‘deal with the devil’…?

people come to me to ask for favours and more often than not, i’m happy to oblige.

i don’t need your sympathy, but thank you.

firstly, let me state that i’m in no way standing up for my associate, but on behalf of myself, and only myself, i think you’re a complete sack of arse.

sadly, the only thing broken was that incontinent troll’s nose.

if i’m not going to look out for you, who will? hm?

maybe next time, i won’t be around to save your ass.

you and my backside used to get on well.

is it my thanks you want, or a kiss?

i don’t do favours for guys like you.

what is it with the men in my life?

act like a child, get treated like a child.

witnesses said they heard you making threats at the door.

no wonder he can’t get it up.

so you’re just gonna sit around and wait for revenge? that’s rather lazy.

i was promised a gang war, and instead, i get a crybaby. this is boring.

you know, they really don’t make bad guys like they used to.

after five years behind bars, a brothel would be my go-to.

i can’t be held responsible for what happens after i give someone a favour.

if there’s one thing the devil knows, it’s that people need to take responsibility for their own bad behaviour.

enough danger for you yet?

you do remember that bullets hurt, right?

you had your hero moment. stay down, or you’re gonna get shot.

ass saved. you’re welcome.

you’re addicted to creating chaos and seeing where the chips fall, to hell with the consequences.

you’re having another one of those ‘gut feelings’, aren’t you?

you’ve already wasted so much of your life.

oh, well the good news is that whilst all dogs go to heaven, you’d be surprised how many pigs are waiting for you in hell.

you were never as good as me.

keep your enemies close, right?

who gave that order?

if you come clean now, i’ll go easy on you.

if you really want to do something, you should.

shall we move the party upstairs?

so what unpleasantness felled this heap of unrealised ambition then?

let’s pretend for one second that you’re someone else - someone nice. someone mature.

i mean, getting murdered is probably the most exciting thing that ever happened to him.

i gave up an epic foursome to be here.

call me when you’ve got a murder with a pulse - or at least someone good-looking.

i was hoping for a good shag just as a palate cleanser to wipe the foul taste of boredom from my mouth.

i need your help like i need a third boob.

- knew that was a mistake the moment it came out of my mouth.

i’ll have two tropic wonders and your face smashed into the ground.

i believe they call this interrogating!

we were like fish and chips - salt and pepper - hipsters and condescension!

if we’re gonna work together on this, you’re gonna have to trust me.

nobody steals from me and gets away with it.

he’s not gonna change.

i thought you said lying was a bad thing.

you’re not from around here, are you?

you can’t just smash two people together like barbies and think that that’s gonna fix things.

pardon the intrusion, you village people rejects, but one of you has stolen something that belongs to me.

please identify yourself, so i can punish you accordingly.

i thought we were past you thinking you’re invincible?

a few bad apples shouldn’t paint us all in a bad light, now should it?

you like being considered a criminal, don’t you?

he’s hiding something. we need to force it out of him.

i’ve sat in a parked car and not had sex.

have i done something to offend you?

ooh, whip out the cuffs then.

why shy away from a little bondage fun?

despite all your weirdness, i actually really like working with you.

i have never lied to you. and i will never lie to you.

been a while since i had a good hunt.

you’d never lie to me, right?

stick within the limits of your intellectual capacity.

why do they blame me for all their little failings?!

don’t call me that, please!

[alina-kyrie]

the wolf among us || starters

[alina-kyrie]

reblog if your  a non-selective rp blog

this means

your open to all roleplayers (oc or canon)

dont get picky with people.

just like to have  fun in general

[alina-kyrie]

Not sure if anyone will see this anymore.

But hey.

Hi there.

I’m back!

[alina-kyrie]

Quote Starters Pt. 1

from a big book of quotes i have. topics: action, adventure, advertising feel free to change however you’d like!

“If we did all the things we are capable of doing, we would literally astonish ourselves.”

“The truth of the matter is, we always know the right thing to do. The hard part is doing it.”

“The great end of life is not knowledge but action.”

“Never retreat. Never explain. Get it done and let them howl.”

“I look for what needs to be done. After all, that’s how the universe designs itself.”

“You must do the thing you think you cannot do.”

“What we think, or what we know, or what we believe is, in the end of little consequence. The only consequence is what we do.”

“My personal philosophy is not to undertake a project unless it is manifestly important and nearly impossible.”

“To get something done, a committee should consist of no more than three people, two of whom are absent.”

“Regret for the things we did can be tempered by time; it is regret for the things we did not do that is inconsolable.”

“Think like a man of action; act like a man of thought.”

“In every man’s heart there is anchored a little schooner.”

“The distinguishing mark of true adventures, is that it is often no fun at all while they are actually happening.”

“An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered; an adventure is only an inconvenience rightly considered.”

“Adventure is just bad planning.”

“Advertisement is the rich asking for more money.”

“Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising.”

“There will presently be no room in the world for things; it will be filled up with the advertisements of things.”

“The superior man understands what is right; the inferior man understands what will sell.”

“Introducing ‘Lite’ - the new way to spell ‘Light,’ but with twenty percent fewer letters.”

“The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill.”

“Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they spend on advertising and they wouldn’t have to advertise it.”

“Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does.”

“Advertising has annihilated the power of the most powerful adjectives.”

“Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill bucket.”

“Historians and archaeologists will discover that the advertisements of our time are the richest and most faithful reflections that any society ever made of its entire range of activities.”

[alina-kyrie]

the wolf among us || starters

[alina-kyrie]

    lucifer sentence starters     episode 4 - 6.

you broke into my house?

you were taking forever in the shower.

are you sleeping with this idiot?

never been thrown out of anywhere before in my life.

something very disturbing’s just happened. it’s horrific, really. for the second time, i’ve been thrown out of a woman’s house.

i mean, i appeal to the virile urge in all wo/men.

you need to go undercover, because you’re our best way in.

why is she able to refuse my charms?

people don’t have power over us. we give it to them. you have to take your power back.

i need to take back control. i need to behave like i always have.

i mean, it seems obvious now, actually - i need to have sex with her.

are you gonna help me or not?

you’re quite adorable when you’re flustered.

i’m not flustered, i’m nauseous.

okay, look. let me make myself perfectly clear: i will never, ever, ever sleep with you.

playing hard to get? i like it.

wow. you’ve never been rejected by a woman, have you?

the odds are definitely in your favour out there - probably not batting for the same team, but you never know. go forth and conquer. i know you want to.

i promise, if anyone here hurt your sibling, i’ll find them. and i’ll punish them.

if you weren’t so pent-up sexually, we’d be firing on all cylinders, i’d say.

i certainly don’t need any help getting wo/men into bed.

do you honestly think you can just ask people to have sex with you and they will?

you forget. i love pain.

men - they always want to talk!

we can get him/her back to where s/he belongs, if you could just provide me with a weak spot.

seriously, darling. are you well? the berries are ripe and ready to be harvested - i mean, look at me.

don’t. please.

if i get an STD from this thing, i’m gonna kill you.

is there anyone you suspect that might do this to you?

do not shush me.

a deal’s a deal - especially one with the devil.

i do believe there’s good and evil and right and wrong.

does it scare you?

i mean, how could i be scared of something i don’t believe in?

do i scare you?

either way, he’s going to get someone killed. probably himself.

this love thing makes you all quite stupid, doesn’t it?

just hand over the cash, and no one gets hurt.

i believe that’s a fair request, actually, so just pop her around and the money’s yours.

greedy little jackal, aren’t you?

what is it about you and guns, eh?

what’s up, jackass?

hell truly hath no fury like a woman scorned.

i happen to be an expert on punishment, and i’m not sure it fits the crime here.

chlamydia, the clap, a raging case of crabs - that’s what you deserve. not death.

why do humans think they can rectify one evil with another?

why does everyone say that before they’re punished?

come on, shoot me.

son of a bitch, that really hurts!

i don’t bleed!

i don’t lie. but i don’t always tell the whole truth.

can’t sleep when you’re not home.

the models don’t appear to be wearing any clothes.

you were shot and you bled. no sharp objects until we find out why.

the danger of getting hurt is positively thrilling.

now come on, tell me your most dangerous desire.

we need to get out of here now.

i am dreamy, but try to contain yourself.

i got a taste of danger, and i want more.

that whackjob’s gonna totally get me killed.

tomato, tom-ah-to.

see, that’s why we make such great partners - the ‘he said, she said’ of it all.

when do i get my own gun?

i wouldn’t trust you with my kid’s lightsaber.

if i’m gonna be forced to work with you again, i call the shots.

bloody hell! that hurt! do it again.

you know, i’m quite skilled in restraints.

let me guess, you did him a favour.

i process tragedy through my work.

that favour you owe me… i’m calling in my IOU.

i was trying to prevent more death.

well, aren’t we the little saint?

you are the oldest young person i’ve ever met.

i’m not gonna drink at a bar where everyone hates me.

did you ever consider that they hate you for that very reason?

well, somebody’s not being crowned homecoming queen, are they?

surely you’ve heard the expression ‘deal with the devil’…?

people come to me to ask for favours and more often than not, i’m happy to oblige.

i don’t need your sympathy, but thank you.

firstly, let me state that i’m in no way standing up for my associate, but on behalf of myself, and only myself, i think you’re a complete sack of arse.

sadly, the only thing broken was that incontinent troll’s nose.

if i’m not going to look out for you, who will? hm?

maybe next time, i won’t be around to save your ass.

you and my backside used to get on well.

is it my thanks you want, or a kiss?

i don’t do favours for guys like you.

what is it with the men in my life?

act like a child, get treated like a child.

witnesses said they heard you making threats at the door.

no wonder he can’t get it up.

so you’re just gonna sit around and wait for revenge? that’s rather lazy.

i was promised a gang war, and instead, i get a crybaby. this is boring.

you know, they really don’t make bad guys like they used to.

after five years behind bars, a brothel would be my go-to.

i can’t be held responsible for what happens after i give someone a favour.

if there’s one thing the devil knows, it’s that people need to take responsibility for their own bad behaviour.

enough danger for you yet?

you do remember that bullets hurt, right?

you had your hero moment. stay down, or you’re gonna get shot.

ass saved. you’re welcome.

you’re addicted to creating chaos and seeing where the chips fall, to hell with the consequences.

you’re having another one of those ‘gut feelings’, aren’t you?

you’ve already wasted so much of your life.

oh, well the good news is that whilst all dogs go to heaven, you’d be surprised how many pigs are waiting for you in hell.

you were never as good as me.

keep your enemies close, right?

who gave that order?

if you come clean now, i’ll go easy on you.

if you really want to do something, you should.

shall we move the party upstairs?

so what unpleasantness felled this heap of unrealised ambition then?

let’s pretend for one second that you’re someone else - someone nice. someone mature.

i mean, getting murdered is probably the most exciting thing that ever happened to him.

i gave up an epic foursome to be here.

call me when you’ve got a murder with a pulse - or at least someone good-looking.

i was hoping for a good shag just as a palate cleanser to wipe the foul taste of boredom from my mouth.

i need your help like i need a third boob.

- knew that was a mistake the moment it came out of my mouth.

i’ll have two tropic wonders and your face smashed into the ground.

i believe they call this interrogating!

we were like fish and chips - salt and pepper - hipsters and condescension!

if we’re gonna work together on this, you’re gonna have to trust me.

nobody steals from me and gets away with it.

he’s not gonna change.

i thought you said lying was a bad thing.

you’re not from around here, are you?

you can’t just smash two people together like barbies and think that that’s gonna fix things.

pardon the intrusion, you village people rejects, but one of you has stolen something that belongs to me.

please identify yourself, so i can punish you accordingly.

i thought we were past you thinking you’re invincible?

a few bad apples shouldn’t paint us all in a bad light, now should it?

you like being considered a criminal, don’t you?

he’s hiding something. we need to force it out of him.

i’ve sat in a parked car and not had sex.

have i done something to offend you?

ooh, whip out the cuffs then.

why shy away from a little bondage fun?

despite all your weirdness, i actually really like working with you.

i have never lied to you. and i will never lie to you.

been a while since i had a good hunt.

you’d never lie to me, right?

stick within the limits of your intellectual capacity.

why do they blame me for all their little failings?!

don’t call me that, please!

[alina-kyrie]

Questions/Comments to be sent anonymously!

(though off anon is fine too!)

“Is there someone you hold dear?”

“Don’t you feel any guilt?”

“You’re actually afraid to be alone, aren’t you?”

“There must be something you fear.”

“Do you have a home?”

“Is there someone you like?”

“Are you really expecting a positive outcome out of this?”

“Aren’t you ashamed?”

“Aren’t you happy?”

“Who do you despise?” 

“How do you sleep at night?”

“How do you manage to keep going despite everything?”

“What do you think of kindness?”

“What do you think of hatred?”

“Why do you fight?”

“Why do you live?”

“How much blood have you spilled?”

“How much death have you seen?”

“Don’t you think your actions are reckless?”

“Don’t you know how much good you’ve done for others?”

“Can’t you tell they love you?”

“Can’t you see he/she would die for you?”

“Can’t you see that they hate you?”

“Can’t you tell the truth for once?”

“You’re not tainted.”

“You’re not alone.”

“You’re awful.”

“You don’t think of anyone but yourself.”

“You’re an emotionless robot.”

“You’re just a lap dog.”

“It’s not over.”

“He/she needs you.”

“Stop lying.”

“Stop fighting.”

“Stop pushing others away.”

“You’re cruel.”

“You’re far too kind. Too kind for your own good.”

“You depend on him/her too often.”

“You’re overprotective, it’s stifling.”

“You’re too impulsive, it’s reckless.”

“You’re too careless, it’s a liability.”

“He/she is bringing you down.”

“You’re too timid, it’s easy to see you as a target.”

“You need to listen.”

“You need to speak up more often.”

“You’re weak.”

“You’re strong. Stronger than you’ll ever know.”

“You’re too proud.”

“Quit blaming others for your mistakes.”

“You won’t always be around to save him/her.”

“One day, he/she won’t need you anymore.”

“You can’t cheat death.”

“You can’t hide forever.”

“They’ll find out the truth eventually.”

“That person is only holding you back.”

“They’re too good for you.”

“You’ll be rewarded for your efforts if you keep trying.”

“It will get better.”

“You look lonely.”

“You look bitter.”

“You look tired.”

“You’re hiding a painful burden.”

“You’re perfect.”

“You’re beautiful.”

“You will always be worthless.”

“Your hands are too dirty, too tainted to be clean.”

“You’re lost in this world. Wandering without a purpose.”

“You’ll rise above them all.” 

“You’ll find your place in this world.”

“Eventually, someone will knock you off your pedestal.”

[alina-kyrie]

~*~ Open Starter ~*~

A cloudy overcast sky and gentle rain graced the forest Alina called home, as she sat in a daze beneath a large tree.

“ It’s days like this where the forest is quiet and at peace, that allows one to reflect on themselves. “

Words spoken with a gentle and quiet voice as she sighed.

[alina-kyrie]

It’s been so long...

How is everyone?

[alina-kyrie]

Ask my muse about people they know, or would like to know!

[alina-kyrie]

Hey I was wondering if you could draw Beelzemon please ?

Mun: Sorry for the dark quality, was heading for bed when I sketched this awesome guy.

I hope you like him!

[alina-kyrie]

Quote Starters Pt. 1

from a big book of quotes i have. topics: action, adventure, advertising feel free to change however you’d like!

“If we did all the things we are capable of doing, we would literally astonish ourselves.”

“The truth of the matter is, we always know the right thing to do. The hard part is doing it.”

“The great end of life is not knowledge but action.”

“Never retreat. Never explain. Get it done and let them howl.”

“I look for what needs to be done. After all, that’s how the universe designs itself.”

“You must do the thing you think you cannot do.”

“What we think, or what we know, or what we believe is, in the end of little consequence. The only consequence is what we do.”

“My personal philosophy is not to undertake a project unless it is manifestly important and nearly impossible.”

“To get something done, a committee should consist of no more than three people, two of whom are absent.”

“Regret for the things we did can be tempered by time; it is regret for the things we did not do that is inconsolable.”

“Think like a man of action; act like a man of thought.”

“In every man’s heart there is anchored a little schooner.”

“The distinguishing mark of true adventures, is that it is often no fun at all while they are actually happening.”

“An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered; an adventure is only an inconvenience rightly considered.”

“Adventure is just bad planning.”

“Advertisement is the rich asking for more money.”

“Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising.”

“There will presently be no room in the world for things; it will be filled up with the advertisements of things.”

“The superior man understands what is right; the inferior man understands what will sell.”

“Introducing ‘Lite’ - the new way to spell ‘Light,’ but with twenty percent fewer letters.”

“The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill.”

“Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they spend on advertising and they wouldn’t have to advertise it.”

“Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does.”

“Advertising has annihilated the power of the most powerful adjectives.”

“Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill bucket.”

“Historians and archaeologists will discover that the advertisements of our time are the richest and most faithful reflections that any society ever made of its entire range of activities.”

[alina-kyrie]

Questions/Comments to be sent anonymously!

(though off anon is fine too!)

“Is there someone you hold dear?”

“Don’t you feel any guilt?”

“You’re actually afraid to be alone, aren’t you?”

“There must be something you fear.”

“Do you have a home?”

“Is there someone you like?”

“Are you really expecting a positive outcome out of this?”

“Aren’t you ashamed?”

“Aren’t you happy?”

“Who do you despise?” 

“How do you sleep at night?”

“How do you manage to keep going despite everything?”

“What do you think of kindness?”

“What do you think of hatred?”

“Why do you fight?”

“Why do you live?”

“How much blood have you spilled?”

“How much death have you seen?”

“Don’t you think your actions are reckless?”

“Don’t you know how much good you’ve done for others?”

“Can’t you tell they love you?”

“Can’t you see he/she would die for you?”

“Can’t you see that they hate you?”

“Can’t you tell the truth for once?”

“You’re not tainted.”

“You’re not alone.”

“You’re awful.”

“You don’t think of anyone but yourself.”

“You’re an emotionless robot.”

“You’re just a lap dog.”

“It’s not over.”

“He/she needs you.”

“Stop lying.”

“Stop fighting.”

“Stop pushing others away.”

“You’re cruel.”

“You’re far too kind. Too kind for your own good.”

“You depend on him/her too often.”

“You’re overprotective, it’s stifling.”

“You’re too impulsive, it’s reckless.”

“You’re too careless, it’s a liability.”

“He/she is bringing you down.”

“You’re too timid, it’s easy to see you as a target.”

“You need to listen.”

“You need to speak up more often.”

“You’re weak.”

“You’re strong. Stronger than you’ll ever know.”

“You’re too proud.”

“Quit blaming others for your mistakes.”

“You won’t always be around to save him/her.”

“One day, he/she won’t need you anymore.”

“You can’t cheat death.”

“You can’t hide forever.”

“They’ll find out the truth eventually.”

“That person is only holding you back.”

“They’re too good for you.”

“You’ll be rewarded for your efforts if you keep trying.”

“It will get better.”

“You look lonely.”

“You look bitter.”

“You look tired.”

“You’re hiding a painful burden.”

“You’re perfect.”

“You’re beautiful.”

“You will always be worthless.”

“Your hands are too dirty, too tainted to be clean.”

“You’re lost in this world. Wandering without a purpose.”

“You’ll rise above them all.” 

“You’ll find your place in this world.”

“Eventually, someone will knock you off your pedestal.”

[alina-kyrie]

ꜱᴘɪᴅᴇʀ-ᴍᴀɴ ғᴀʀ ғʀᴏᴍ ʜᴏᴍᴇ ᴛʀᴀɪʟᴇʀ ꜱᴇɴᴛᴇɴᴄᴇ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛᴇʀꜱ

change genders as needed!

“Hey, sorry I’m late.“

“You look nice.”

“What just happened?“

“What up, dorks?“

“I just really miss him.“

“Planning a trip?“

“_____   _____ to pick up a passport please.“

“Did you get your passport? Mini toothpaste?“

“I just want to go on my trip with my friends.“

“I don’t have time. I’m too busy doing your job.“

“Answer the phone.“

“You look really pretty.“

“You’re a very difficult person to contact, _____.“

“So nice to finally meet you, _____.“

“You’re _____   _____.“

“Put some clothes on, let’s go for a ride.“

“You got gifts, _____, but we have a job to do. Are you going to step up or not?“

“We could use someone like you in our world.“

“You’re saying there’s a multiverse?“

“We have a job to do, and you’re coming with us.“

“Bitch, please. You’ve been to space.“

“What’s up, dickwad?“

“You’re all alone, and your friends are in trouble. What are you going to do about it?“

“I mean it’s kind of obvious.“

“You don’t want any part of this.“

“What do you want, _____?“

“Saving the world requires sacrifice. Sometimes people die.“

“I just always feel like I’m putting my friends in danger.“

“I got to get you out of here! Get on the jet!“

“Who are you?“

[alina-kyrie]

[Sentence Starters] Life Is Strange

Feel free to add context, change pronouns, names, jobs, and anything else you need to change to make these work for you! Have fun! ^-^

EPISODE 1: CHRYSALIS 

❝ Wanna go grab a cup of tea and bitch about life? ❞

❝ You’re a better photographer than a liar. ❞

❝ Now I know it’s a drag to hear some old dude lecture you, but life won’t wait for you to play catch-up. ❞

❝ You’re young, the world is yours, blah blah blah blah, right? ❞

❝ Oh, boo-hoo, poor little rich kid. ❞

❝ Nobody would even miss your punk ass, would they? ❞

❝ Water on my cashmere! Do you know how much this fucking outfit cost? ❞

❝ I consider myself … a pop cultural pirate connoisseur. ❞

❝ Can’t a sensitive high school boy love sensitive vampires too? ❞

❝ Don’t give me the guilty face. At least pretend you’re glad to see me. ❞

❝ You look like the cover of HipsterGirl.com. ❞

❝ You hella saved my life! ❞

❝ Let’s dance! Shake that bony white ass! ❞

❝ What, can’t dance, hippie? ❞

❝ Birds are so lucky. They can always escape. ❞

EPISODE 2: OUT OF TIME

❝ Thank you, redneck poet. ❞

❝ The only thing that’s changed on the menu are the prices. ❞

❝ Oh yes, black coffee. You will be mine. ❞

❝ Can I ask you a question? And please be honest. ❞

❝ I do love the early morning. Everything is so calm and quiet. ❞

❝ You are so cute. You haven’t changed a bit. ❞

❝ Am I morbid, or just goth? ❞

❝ Let’s reboot them with a bullet! ❞

❝ Nothing exciting ever happens to us, right? ❞

❝ You look thoughtful, yet confused. ❞

❝ I saw (Name) earlier. Her eyes were puffy from crying. ❞

❝ I always feel like you really listen. ❞

❝ I wish I could go back in time and erase everything. ❞

❝ (Name), I screwed up today. ❞

❝ I’ll believe anything this week. ❞

EPISODE 3: CHAOS THEORY

❝ Bring me the brain, Igor! ❞

❝ Yes! Time to blow shit up! ❞

❝ How can you trust somebody who has a fucking bronze bird in his office? ❞

❝ No, we are not taking the cozy chair. ❞

❝ It’s the powers of best friendship. I know how you roll. ❞

❝ No worries, it’s all bad. ❞

❝ Don’t even THINK I’m going to make a move on you. ❞

❝ You look cute with your hair soaked in chemicals. ❞

❝ Photo-bomb! ❞

❝ Photo-hog. ❞

❝ Police arrested a nude man with a sword. ❞

❝ Don’t trust grown men with goatees. ❞

❝ You fucking creep me out. ❞

❝ I was eating those beans! Are you fucking insane!? I WAS EATING! THOSE BEANS! ❞

❝ Crappy Wi-Fi out here. Must take him DAYS to download porn. ❞

❝ RELEASE THE KEYS! ❞

EPISODE 4: DARK ROOM

❝ Probably easier to write than to visit me. ❞

❝ I’d like to think we can still change things for the better. ❞

❝ Drink up, buttercup. ❞

❝ It is Nostradamus type shit, pardon my French. ❞

❝ The snow globes are taking over… ❞

❝ You don’t want to watch the old hipster trying to keep up with the kids. ❞

❝ Nobody should have to see me dance. ❞

❝ Better write back or I’ll have a jaguar shipped to your dorm! ❞  

❝ I’m feeling pretty alpha now. ❞

❝ Wow, that dude is so fucking in love with you. ❞

❝ Beautiful, I don’t give a shit. ❞

❝ I get salty when things don’t go my way. ❞  

❝ I hate feeling this way… Dark and angry… ❞

❝ I’ll talk after you shake that booty for me. ❞

❝ This makes me feel so sad… like I was back in high school. ❞

EPISODE 5: POLARIZED

❝ You look like you’re on a mission. ❞

❝ You can’t just throw a few subjects around and expect a cohesive style or theme. ❞

❝ Goddamn, you are a fighter though. ❞

❝ There’s no reason for you to be so insecure that you can’t even be happy with your own talent. ❞

❝ If an event skimps on the food, you know it’s bad. ❞

❝ I’m going to eat up that caviar so you don’t have to. ❞

❝ A nosebleed is a first world problem. ❞

❝ You didn’t fail. You did your best. ❞

❝ Shit… (Name) needs help again! ❞  

❝ I’m sorry you got stuck in this… in this… I don’t have a fucking clue what’s going on! ❞

❝ I hope you don’t mind needles or duct tape… ❞

❝ I don’t believe in fate or destiny, but after this week, I realize I don’t know shit. ❞

❝ I can’t keep fixing everything if all I’m gonna do is just break it over and over again. ❞

❝ I don’t blame you for wanting me out of your life after all my drama. ❞

❝ You made me smile and laugh like I haven’t done in years. ❞