#ask box is open

[bradshawssugarbaby]

1. ♡ kissing their forehead to check for a temperature when they’re sick - with Hangman pls 💗

of course, anon!! 🥰

Jake was never the one to get sick. Out of all the members of the Dagger Squad, he was always the one to remain healthy while the others battled sniffles, sneezes, coughs and colds. Last year, when a stomach bug threatened to compromise a mission, Bradley, who seemed to always get the worst of any illness that swept through the base, had questioned him on how he managed to be the only one able to move without the room spinning. “How the fuck are you the only one not sick, Bagman? You got horseshoes up that blonde little ass of yours?” He grumbled, partially out of annoyance at being sick, and partially out of jealousy over Jake’s record of perfect attendance.

Jake had simply shrugged his shoulders and flashed his signature smirk. 

“Texas men are built different, I s’pose,” He laughed before watching as Bradley ran off to find the nearest bathroom.

That’s why when Jake merely groaned and rolled over in bed this morning when you tried to wake him up for training, you knew something was immediately wrong. His usually sunkissed, golden skin was looking gaunt and pale, his bright green eyes appearing duller and tired, and his smirk nowhere to be found, instead replaced by two dry, pink lips, resting in a thin line on his face as he tried to go back to sleep.

“I feel awful,” he whined, shaking his head as he buried his face into his pillow.

“Let me check your temperature, ok?” You frowned, watching as he reluctantly rolled onto his back, a low grunt escaping his lips as his lashes fluttered open as much as they could to look at you.

You pressed the back of your hand to his forehead. Unable to get a feel for whether or not he was burning up, you moved your hand before ducking your head down to press your lips to his skin. Your kiss was gentle and tender as you lingered on his forehead for a moment. Humming as you pulled away, you nodded your head slowly. 

“I think you have a fever, darlin’” you nodded your head, your brows knitting together as you watched Jake groan again.

“I don’t get fevers,” he said matter-of-factly, “Us Texas men are built different. We don’t get sick, ‘member?”

“I hate to break it to you, Jake, but I think you may be wrong on this one,” you chuckled as you reached over to your nightstand, pulling the drawer open. You grabbed the bottle of ibuprofen out of the nightstand, twisting the cap off and handing Jake two of the pills. You passed him his glass of water from last night and watched as he took the medication in hopes it would lower his temperature and allow him to rest comfortably.

“Do you need anything, sweetheart?” You cooed softly, stroking his blonde hair as you sat on the edge of the bed beside him.

“Just you, darlin’. And maybe to not leave the bed for a little bit,” Jake replied, a weak smile appearing on his features as he closed his eyes again. 

You pressed your lips affectionately to his forehead once again, brushing his hair back off of his face with your hand, your fingers combing through his thick honey hued locks as you fussed over him. He hummed softly as he drifted off to sleep. You curled up into bed beside him, cuddling up to him and pulling him in close to you. For all the times Jake had to care for you whenever you’d managed to get sick, you knew this time, returning the favour wouldn’t be a difficult task at all.

[stepbackattack]

@lupical-is-3racoons requested house in crutches and I am here to deliver🫡‼️

[thatdeadaquarius]

after scrolling through your posts i felt complelled to send an ask (i wonder why)

This kinda? relates to all the languages posts you've been making (was giggling and kicking my feet while reading them, and got inspired) but because I only speak English, I wanted to put a twist on it.

Creator who has audio processing issues and doesn't realise that Teyvat DOES actually speak the same language as them for a good while.

Because as a person with very good hearing, i sure don't fucking understand what people are saying most of the time, especially in big crowds. (its like listening to the sims sometimes man, i'm fighting for my life trying to understand😭)

So imagine a Creator getting dropped into Teyvat and getting found by a group of hunters or treasure horders, who instantly start panicking and talking all at once because 'omg our god is here' and all that.

And the Creator is still confused and diorientated, so all they're hearing is ✨words✨and they just assume that no one in Teyvat will understand them.

And then when they arrive in one of the nations and get to meet the vision bearers for the first time, the Creator makes a thirsty comment about one of them (probably would be Diluc in my case) and the entire crowd just goes SILENT.

So silent that the Creator can perfectlly understand what that vision bearer said in response.

Anyway, i love your blog :) not sure when you're going to get this, time zones are funny, but I hope you like it

Giggling and kicking?? Over my stuff??? 🥺🥺🥺💘💘💘 You sneaky little charmer ✨️

ALSO

AUDIO PROCESSING DISORDER ASK!!!!?????!!!!

:D

IM IN THE MIDDLE OF TRYING TO GET ADHD DIAGNOSIS AND GOT AN APD TEST NOT TOO LONG AGO BC THOUGHT I HAD IT!!

FRIENDO!! THIS IS INCREDIBLE!!! ✨️✨️✨️🌸🌸🌸

Have a cookie!! 🤲🍪 tysm for the ask im very very happy to see it!! :D!!

(subliminalmessagingyouwillgoclicktheaskbuttonandsendmeanasksubliminalmessaging)

AHFJDLLAHFAAJSK!! LOSING IT OVER THIS!!

(Me from the future editing: Sorry i wrote an entire sloppy written scenario over this its diluc focused, jfc sorry and i hope u get smth outta it 💀)

Oh good lord you being some kind of Creator god after getting sucked into the goddmn video game world is absolute HELL for your APD

Aint nobody tellin u nothing bc i can totally see that scenario happening bc everyone is like blabbering at you constantly, they all wanna get close to you to talk so its just [insert that general cafe crowd noises here]

Like u wish u had lofi to go with it bc u sure as hell cant get a word in edgewise

I know i keep writing abt Mondstadt, mostly bc first city -> intro to game -> therefore you land there

But i promise ill branch out guys but i got an excuse this time u mentioned Diluc 🔥

Honestly bc u probably arent trying to talk back to them (which they dont rlly know why? Bc they totally have heard ur voice while u were in ur world, when they were ur vessels)

They kinda assumed either A. You lost your voice B. You're overwhelmed, ppl r getting WAY too close to you, back off Npcs C. Or you don't speak THEIR language

So ofc Mondstadt brings you into the city and their planning a big ol festival, u came right in time for Windblume anyway, and by the time your done shaking hands and just waving and smiling (bc what else can u do u cant hear these fuckers, maybe u caught a "the" or a "hello" but you could've definitely been imagining it)

And finally you are free of the general crowd, but most of the Vision bearers (Allogenes) who were ur vessels wanna stick around, so u all end up in Angel's Share somehow

It's hella packed, and it's a bar.

So yeah u still can't hear shit, and now it just sounds like one of those fantasy medieval bar audios ambience videos

Ur just kinda kicking ur feetsies on a bar stool while like,, 4 or 5 differrent special character dishes are sitting in front of you

Diluc's behind the bar, and has been so sweetly attentive to you all evening, no matter how many tipsy patrons come up yelling for refills or drinks (or at least thats what u assume, bc u kinda end up just,, jumping and hitching ur shoulders up and trying to be lowkey about covering ur ears...)

He always comes and refills ur glass when it gets to even half-full, swiping away plates that have gone cold, and if you still want smth off of it, he's so perceptive no language needed bc he just sees your face and starts heating up the plate again with his vision with his hand :)

He's actually been the best thruout all this bc he already isn't super talkative, so ur pretty sure you've only seen his mouth open a few times, but otherwise u just communicated with him via actions/expressions

So ur chilling, well sorta, ur starting to kinda get overstimulated by the day and now this loud ass bar, and the fact that ur convinced no one speaks English here...

But hey!

Diluc's cool, u got food, and maybe u can charade to him u wanna find somewhere to retire to now for the night,,

You try and do that but he's pretty busy running around still,

"Damn, at least I get to see his ass though."

.

..

...

Diluc freezes.

You freeze.

Jean, Lisa, Venti, Amber, Kaeya, Rosaria freezes.

The whole bar goes silent.

Their god of gods finally spoke.

Oh they can understand you alright. (Also u were looking right at Diluc when you said it so, kinda obvious who u mean, somebody points to you behind Diluc)

Diluc just kinda,, sputters, like jerkily turns around and everything like a fried robot

"I- ahem- I- um- y-your Grace- I-"

Poor guy.

He doesn't even know what to say 🤷‍♂️

He has been progressively getting closer and closer to his hair color, his cheeks, his neck, his ears its a full white boy flush he cant escape its so obvious (should he say thank you? How do u even begin to thank a god for complimenting ur ass??!!)

He's caught between facing you and turning around and ducking back into the kitchen and never coming out again (unless it's just you two)

...Was it always this hot in here? Or did Diluc do this to you? 😵‍💫

(Well at least it's a lot quieter now)

You take the next logical step in this situation, and gently let your head thud into the bar.

...

It's a tie between Venti and Kaeya who busts out laughing first.

CHRIST ALMIGHTY IM SO SORRY THIS IS SO LONG I HOPE TUMBLR MAKES IT "READ MORE" BC I CANT FIND THAT OPTION ON MOBILE

IF U KNOW WHERE THAT BUTTON IS PLS LET A BITCH KNO 😭😩

UPDATE I FIGURED IT OUT FUCK YEAH

Cheers,

🌒🌊🌧Aquarius♒️🌌🌘

[macsimagines]

Hi and hello! Can I ask for some headcanons for Yandere Mikey and Izana reaction to someone interrupting their date with a darling they are trying to woo?

ASK BOX IS OPEN (pls im begging)

Yandere Mikey

Tokyo Manji Mikey

- First and foremost, he pouts. like hardcore. He was trying to impress you by explaining to you how cool his beloved 'Babu' was and he may have been getting to the part where he was going to smoothly offer to take you on a ride, when one of his captains' interrupted you two (probably Baji, making fun of him).

-Mikey lets Baji insert himself, but then can't help the way his knuckles itch when he watches the first division captain throw an arm over your shoulder. He doesn't stay quiet after that telling the latter to get lost with that dark and empty look in his eyes that lets Baji know he isn't messing around.

-Afterwards, when Baji takes the hint and walks off, he begins pouting a new, throwing a bit of tantrum that you didn't give him your full attention and making it obvious that you're gonna have to baby him the rest of night.

Kanto Mikey

-Boy this guy does not waste time. I'd argue this is when he's at his most unstable. The second he sees you Mikey instantly decides he has to have you. He can tell you're gonna be the one good thing he's going to have all to himself.

-He tells you as much, that being his odd way of courting you. Mikey lets you know you're gonna be on the arm of one of toughest men in all of Japan.

-The guy is pretty confident that's gonna impress you and keep you by his side forever, and he's too far gone to really notice the look of terror in your eyes.

-An idiot newbie to the gang makes the sad sorry mistake of trying to report something to him, when he has you in his arms, and ends up in the ground in a matter of seconds, Mikey stomping him out in front of you.

Bonten Mikey

-Uh-oh. Assuming you two must've met on neutral ground where he wasn't easily recognizable, because there's no way someone would have the balls to get in between Mikey and what he wants.

-He simply struck up a conversation with you, your bright eyes having drawn him in days ago and today being the first day he decided to make contact.

-He had his men dig up every scrap of info they could on you and really only retained the information he liked rather than what might've been important.

-Mikey wasn't anticipating being interrupted in the middle of the most important conversation of your mutual lives, and he wasn't happy about it.

-The interloper doesn't last long, having seen that look in his eyes and quickly caught on that they weren't welcome, making some excuse and fleeing quickly.

-Mikey would let them run away, making sure that one of his men got his signal to handle that problem immediately...

-He'd just go back to speaking with you as if nothing happened, but he'd make sure to invade your personal bubble a little alot closer.

Yandere Izana

-He was planning on you being a hit and dip. He had no intention on becoming too attached to you when he decided to strike up a conversation.

-What caught him off guard was your apparent lack of interest in him. He knew he had a pretty badass rep, and a half decent face to go with it but you completely blew him off the first chance you got when someone else, your friend, dragged you away.

-THATS when he became very interested. He didn't take rejection lightly, and your obvious distaste for him made him feel very irritated.

-Izana then became glued to you, now you had become his prey. He's grabbing you by your forearm, all but demanding your attention, and even having the audacity to scare your friend away from you.

[hells-greatest-performers]

Lucifer and Alastor are answering your questions!

Scenario: It’s been about four months since Charlie died in the battle against the angelic exterminators. Lucifer takes the reins and is now running the newly remodeled Hazbin Hotel in her memory. In order to get some help, he’s made a deal with Alastor in which Lucifer must allow Alastor to do whatever he wants with his body 😉.

At the moment Lucifer has been feeling rather sick and rundown…what could be causing his illness when angels don’t usually get sick?

Update: Lucifer has found out he is 3 months pregnant — but Alastor may also be pregnant! He’s ran off somewhere…

[egonspenglershusband]

😌

Awww why thank you Hyde I love frogs

[bunny-is-cute]

Alastor has kidnapped is watching his son for the day.

Ask Alastor some questions about him being with his son Osian while Lucifer is “preoccupied”

Note: Osian is a baby and can’t really talk. All he can do is babble, pleat (yes like a deer) and cry. He is showing some signs of magic.

[rafe-cameron-official]

pre-party dinner (w/ kelce and top behind the camera)

oh and if anyone needs some of the good stuff find me upstairs at top's tonight

[thatonesimp-e]

Pizzahead default dancing on John E. Cheese's grave

thought this one was funny af lmao

[ask-the-sun-deity]

You see a small temple in the distance. You could’ve sworn this was not here before…. As you approach, you see a lone male, who noticed your presence as you got closer. He turns to face you.

“Is there something I can assist you with?”

[ ??? Is now open for asks ]

[askthedigitalcircus]

Hey I dare Pomni to tell a funny joke in front of everyone, and I dare Ragatha to pull a prank on Jax.

“O.. oh, I’m not too good with jokes, I’m sorry.”

[rainbowdelicsunshine]

I need yall's opinions on something

Does this hoodie look drab/dirty/like it's never been washed?? Cuz my mom told me yesterday that I need to get rid of it, replace it, or outright stop wearing it cuz as she said it "made other people think I look homeless" despite only ever getting compliments with it and I've only had it for a year

Here is the hoodie in question (note that it had been just washed and dried when I took this photo)!

Please tell me if my fashion senses are complete shit or not like my Mom was trying to imply (but she told me she was only trying to ""help me"")!

Thanks!!

[latentorogeny]

a silly drawing idea: ahsoka choosing which ice cream flavors she wants

omg ahsoka… what are you doing at ben and jerry’s… ahaha

sorry im so late answering,,, my life has been unexpectedly busy for no discernible reason HOWEVER i shrimply continue to soldier on

[the-lightest-shadow]

Hello

Could I get random asks? I feel like I'm in a rut and am hoping this'll help. Can be about anything but if you aren't sure this post is a good starting point

Just please fill my inbox. Send everything you want/can think of. Shake up my month. Please.

Edit: this is active until the end of march!

Edit 2: It's now my birth month so please go absolutely crazy in my inbox!