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i can't explain it, but the older you get, the more you realize that the hornier, filthier the music is, the better it is for cleaning. it is not good for sex. it's good for cleaning. if it's breathtakingly misogynistic? even better. i'm sorry, Hollywood Undead, i'm sure you think Everywhere I Go was written to fuck to while blown out on a couple lines of coke, but you're wrong. it's for Fabuloso and industrial grade cleaning vinegar and degreaser. the only daddy here is Scrub Daddy. sorry.

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I am going to claw the flesh off my face im so tired of allergies

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i remember going to a protest to put pressure on the brazilian government to end all relations with israel some months ago where there was a great diversity of different left-wing groups. i was in the section of the protest where the MLs were - directly ahead and behind us were trots and way ahead there were the social democrats and left-liberals, which is already a pretty weird situation. nevertheless, when our section started chanting, one of our more frequent chants was "do rio, do rio, do rio ao mar, o povo palestino tem direito de lutar" (from the river, the river, the river to sea, the palestinian people have the right to struggle. it doesn't rhyme in english but it does in portuguese). after some moments, we can hear the socdems ahead of us singing the same chant, but now changing it to "o povo palestino tem direito de sonhar" (the palestinian people have the right to dream). and while it is certainly true that they have this, it still is a pretty liberal thing to do to change it from struggle to dream and thats funny

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“A Mother’s Love” 2025

Created by me

Mixed Media (cotton, acrylic and watercolor paint, wire, salt)

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my 4 week old kitten Breezy from Real Life was confirmed intersex today by the vet and she has ambiguous genitalia! she's also kind of bald and tiny

Breezy from Real Life is intersex, and she has ambiguous genitalia! ... she's also kind of bald and tiny for whatever reason. Hope she recovers from being Bald and Tiny soon!

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Whenever I hear someone say “Children need a father.” I’m like. Mmmm. Kill Bill sirens. Never about child welfare and how children need multiple positive role models and it takes a village to raise them, always about shaming single moms or being homophobic. Because no. Not every child needs a father. Many children are healthier not being subjected to their father.

There was a video of a widowed woman at a wedding talking about how her son sometimes finds other kids fathers to hang out with at social gatherings because he misses his dad and the comments were like “You should remarry and give him a father.” absolutely fucked up thing to say.

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Yes boss on it boss

i want that pregnant merman on my dash by EOD friday!!

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All music is gay

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Digital drawings from my “Water Spirits” zine, 2022

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They should let me at the dye pots I promise not sexualise the dye pots you will not come to work and find me face down on the ground trying to fuck the dye pots

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let's roleplay a scenario where i suddenly collapse and you're the only witness but you're too anxious and fatigued by all the suffering that surrounds you to be inconvenienced by going to check on me so you just leave me there and hope someone else stops to help and are haunted by the guilty uncertainty of your inaction for decades to come

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the weirdly vengeful and petty tones aborted babies take in pro-life propaganda images are so funny like this passive aggressive "was it worth it mommy?" and "it's a shame you can't join me in heaven mommy 😔" like do you ever wonder if you were aborted for a reason you little bitch ass baby

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Vivipary in Tomatoes

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Shout out to mentally ill people who dropped out of school

- shout out to the kids who were “so bright” and ‘heading somewhere” and had to drop out because school was too much to handle along with mental illness

- shout out to the kids who struggled to get where they got before they dropped out

- shout out to the kids who tried and tried and tried and still couldn’t finish

you aren’t unintelligent because you dropped out of school, you aren’t a delinquent or a bad person because you dropped out of school, just because you did what you had to doesn’t make you a bad person

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The funniest was when I asked an adult lesbian friend what scissoring was, and instead of explaining it to me like a normal person she tried to?? Explain it?? Via hands as a model???? So I came away from it thinking scissoring was a form of Advanced Fisting and was Afraid

The second funniest thing that happened during my Forum Days was when someone I was arguing with on a Tool forum accused me of being a Cartesian like it was a Gotcha and I was like

on account of I was like 14

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The second funniest thing that happened during my Forum Days was when someone I was arguing with on a Tool forum accused me of being a Cartesian like it was a Gotcha and I was like

on account of I was like 14

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To be fair, the reward for working really hard isn't always just dying known as someone who worked really hard.

Sometimes you work yourself into some sort of permanent condition and die known as a malingering parasite because everybody assumes you were faking your disability to get out of work instead.