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Ike: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.

Mysta: You and me!!!

Ike, tearing up: Okay.

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Ike: I sort of did something and I need some advice, but I don't want a lot of judgment and criticism.

Mysta: And you came to me?

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LUXIEM WILL ALWAYS BE 5

❤️🧡💛💙💜

Ike Eveland, you will always be loved. Our virtual novelist, the blue Swedish metal man of sex. Ike will continue to be featured in incorrectluxiem posts and he will always be a part of Luxiem.

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Shu: ya know i read online that there was a study done on dementia, alzheimers and…and Oh! Autism *continues to talk about bullshit*

Ike looking around: why did he point at me when he said that??

Vox beside him: *wheeze*

Ike: no no why did i remind you of autism?!?

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Shu: i think ijust got glass in my foot

Ike: take it out??

Luca: no leave it in

Luca: livens up the place

Vox: Shu's foot is so boring

Vox: Shu if someone asked me top three most boring things introduced to this world i would say your foot that you have to stab with glass to make interesting

Ike: Shu are you okay

Luca: dude pls respond

Shu: what ifi died right now of glassy foot and that was the last thing you ever said to me

Shu: what ifi got so mad i forgot there was glass in my foot and i stamped on it and it shot up into my brain and i died

Luca: ijust laughed so hard i heard something in my head click and imso scared

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Shu: Describe how you feel when you see this picture.

Vox: Ultimate temptation. Desire.

Shu: Let's try again.

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Shu: So… I’ve seen you’ve been spending a lot of time with a Lucub recently.

Luca: No, Shu, it's not what it looks like, I swear.

Shu: Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous?

Luca: No! You’re the only one for me.

Shu: Is that so?

Luca: I promise! Lucub and I are just dating, okay? They’re my partner.

Shu: So there are no best-friends-feelings involved?

Luca: You are still my one and only best friend! They’re just the love of my life, nothing more!

Shu: But I’m still the platonic love of your life, right?

Luca: Of course bro!

Shu: Bro...

Lucub: What the-

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Vox: Subs are so fun to play with. All you have to do is hint at what you might do, back them into a corner with a look, or grab their wrist in a certain way and they're a wide-eyed mess.

Ike: What the fuck kind of Subway are you going to?

Luca: Substitute teachers deal with so much shit.

Shu: Guys.

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Mysta: Laga Dyga

Shu: It's Lady Gaga

Vox: Yeah dumbass, it's Lady Gaga

Vox, softly to himself: I thought it was Laga Dyga

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Luca: I love conversations with Ike!

Luca: Ate 10 slices of pie.

Ike: Concerning.

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(Sending messages to the Niji gc)

Vox Akuma: hey

Box Tenshi: do NOT answer my evil self

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Luca, calling Shu:

Vox: Like I said, the son of a bitch doesn't answer-

Shu, appearing behind Vox:

Vox: ...he's right behind me, isn't he?

Shu: Hello.

Vox: 'Hello'. Hello?!

Shu: Uh, that is still the term?

Vox: I spent all that time trying to get through to you! Luca calls once and now it's 'Hello'?!

Shu: Yes.

Vox: So what, you like him better or something?

Shu: Luca and I do share a more profound bond...

Vox:

Luca:

Shu: I wasn't gonna mention it

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Shu:

Shu: hey guys, what emotion does this image make you feel

Vox: lust

Shu: anyone else

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Mysta: Banger oomf

Shu: We were birthed from the same womb, don't call me oomf

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Ike: Banger oomf

Vox: Don't call me oomf, our lips have touched

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Vox: Well, uh, there was this. God help me, Luca, there was this bright white light!

Luca: It's okay, safe room

Vox: And then suddenly, I was, uh, I was in a different place. And there were these beings, and they were too bright to look at, but I could feel them pulling me towards this sort of table-

Luca: PROBING TABLE!

Vox: God! Don't say that out loud!

Luca: Right. So what did you do?

Vox: I went crazy. I started hacking and slashing and firing. They actually seemed surprised. I don't think anybody's ever done that before. Yeah. I had a close encounter Luca, and I won.

Luca: You should take a shower.

Vox: I should take a shower. I'm gonna, I'm gonna take a shower now.

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[Badly singing Escape From The City from Sonic Adventure 2]

Ike: JUST KEEP ON MOVING AHEAD-

Vox: ...Have you played this??

Ike: NO TIME FOR GUESSING FOLLOW MY PLAN INSTEAD- Dude, have you not realized that I'm secretly a Sonic fan this whole time?!

Vox, laughing: That's okay, I'm a furry, it's fine.