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@astroboots I found a hamster keychain of mine and immediately thought of Hamsteven as I put him on my Moon Knight bag.
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I'm the one who sent this and I saw someone wanted the playlist so like. Fuck it lol. Here's my playlist of music I think Jake would listen to while driving: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0ERMZT1mtjyYGNzjBkD3WN?si=lgiNx7FuTxuFXbnngQ9rVA&pi=u-q_aa7hVRTCGD&pt=f85feb25199ad9be569d9a2fa975e340
One time I went searching for a playlist of music that Jake would listen to on Spotify and the results made me so frustrated I went and made my own lmfao. It's full of Spanish love songs, lots of 50's and 60's music, some scores from old films, and a bit of Postmodern Jukebox for some flare. And now I listen to it all the time and think of my favorite blorbo.
Sounds like Jake to listen to old songs 🥰 I bet he's an old school, romantic guy 💕
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Thank you @ihateearlgreyteaitshorrible 🥺







A few more photos of my Jake Lockley costume cause why the hell not. I spent way too much time on the collar to not share it 😭😭
Also shoutout to my friend who made me not one, but TWO Khonshu ushabti figurines. I keep them by my desk.
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A few more photos of my Jake Lockley costume cause why the hell not. I spent way too much time on the collar to not share it 😭😭
Also shoutout to my friend who made me not one, but TWO Khonshu ushabti figurines. I keep them by my desk.
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Happy Halloween! I'm passing out candy dressed as Jake Lockley lmfao. The dedication to this costume was a bit silly considering no one knows who I am 😭


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I've been absent but I'm doing this! I'm gonna send a blorbo I love and some candy with every ask.
please can we do inbox trick-or-treating this year. can we make that a thing on tumblr. please please please please please
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Sorry I've been away! Life kinda got in the way a bit but hey, this blog is a year old as of yesterday!! That's insane tbh. I miss y'all and I promise when stuff calms down and I'm free again I'll post some stuff.
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He's so babygirl oml I'm going insane
All I have to say about Albert Wesker in the dlc is AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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I screamed when I heard it 😭😭😭 we are so back omg

OKAY, CAPCOM, YOU GOT ME
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I sent this in purely as an idea but um....I might actually write it now because of the reactions it got LMFAO
I am ovulating and going absolutely insane and thinking about Miguel with someone who tells him how she doesn't really make noise when getting off....because I bet you anything Miguel takes that as a personal challenge. He WILL make you cry and whimper for him, and if he doesn't? Guess he has to try again. And again. He's not stopping until you're a crying mess for him, wailing for him while he pounds you into the bed.
I need to be sedated.
OH
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Sorry I've been away. As you can see um....got into a bit of a rebranding.
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Y'all I'm in deep Leon brainrot and have RE6 Leon on the mind. I started writing something for real this time and it's gonna be so good 😭😭
"Of course not," you said, almost scoffing," I have no interest in anyone. Well, almost anyone." Leon's grip on his glass loosened, and he looked less frustrated as he repeated, "almost anyone? I believe a little more clarification is required, sweetheart." You couldn't help but shiver at the pet name, still not quite used to it being used in such a way. Before, it was just something Leon would drop with no real reason. The word was completely changed for you the first time he railed into you, right in his bed, calling you that exact pet name.
You decide to fuck with him and grin, "nah, don't think so." You take another sip of your drink, almost laughing at Leon's perplexed expression. "No?" he asked, "does that mean I'm under the term 'almost anyone'?" "Why do you ask?" you asked in response, knowing damn well why he did. "You said almost anyone. Considering everything, that makes me special, right?" Leon questioned, staring right at you, swirling his glass with one hand, "do explain."
"I don't think I will," you say, no longer hiding your grin. Leon scoffed before leaning in, saying directly against your ear, "oh come on, sweetheart. You can tell me...." You suddenly felt his teeth nip right on your earlobe as he continued, "unless you think this is special too."
You shivered again and flushed, "that-that's pretty special too." You turn away, dumbfounded how Leon could turn the tables so quickly. A self-satisfied grin came across his face as he pulled away. "What a tease," he murmured with a smirk, "I like it."
#leon kennedy x reader#leon s kennedy x reader#leon kennedy#resident evil 4 remake#resident evil 4#resident evil#leon scott kennedy
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So that voice actor my parents are friends with who is friends with Matt Mercer just told me he became friends with D.C. Douglas. Holy fuck so add that to my growing list of Resident Evil connections 😭😭😭
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More Leon photos because I'm addicted to using Photo Mode.









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This is the stupidest thing I've made in a while but I found this very funny.
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Um has anyone else had this issue because I'm baffled. A couple times when paused or in photo mode, I hear Leon breathing despite being paused. Please tell me someone else has dealt with this and not just me 😭😭 it caught me so off guard.
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I'm frothing at the mouth oh my god 😩😩 this is so good
Ride it
Leon S. Kennedy x F!Reader
Summary: Leon fucks you on his motorcycle. That's it. This is just pwp
Warnings: explicit sexual content, minors dni, pwp, unprotected sex (pls wrap it), p in v, bit of fingering, bit of a handjob, exhibitionism, praise kink, bit of an innocence kink, Leon has a mouth on him, the s in leon s kennedy stands for slut, language, no use of y/n
I wrote this with vendetta Leon in mind, but it can be whichever, but older leon fits better. Reader is also at least 25.
WC: 2.1k
A/N: I'm self indulging with Leon. Also, say it blew the fuck up and I was not expecting that, so tysm!! This one is for my Leon whores. Enjoy the pure filth :)
Leon Kennedy Masterlist
Gif credit goes to this tumblr
Ao3 link will be added soon
Comments and reblogs are highly appreciated!!
You knew damn well you should have known better than to listen to him when he oh so innocently suggested you wore a dress for your date. Spring had come fast and the weather was so nice for you to show off that one pretty sundress you brought early in the fall but had never actually worn. And it drove him absolutely insane to see you in pretty dresses. It gave him more room to work, he thought.
But oh sweet, naive you. So trusting of everything your boyfriend said to you.
But the minute you realized you were getting on his motorcycle and not his Jeep Wrangler, you immediately knew you were in for a long ride. And the borderline sinful smirk he flashed you as he handed you your helmet did not help ease the twist in your stomach.
Still, you wouldn't say no to anything he asked, if he wanted to use his motorcycle you would go to your date in his motorcycle. If anything, it made you more eager. And rightfully so, Leon would move one of his gloved hands on one of your thighs at every red light or stop sign, squeezing and tracing his fingers over your bare skin. Goosebumps would rise on your skin. You would hold him tight, both arms tightly wrapped around his torso, your chest flat against his back the entire ride. He didn't mind, if anything he found it endearing that you held on so tight.
But if he was going to tease you, so were you.
You were coming to a red light, so you oh so innocently moved your hands from his front to sneak underneath his leather jacket and t-shirt, cold fingers brushing over his warm skin. You felt him flinch ever so slightly, and he sucked in a sharp breath. Good thing he was at a red light, because he had to close his eyes to keep his composure.
"What are you doing?"
You heard his low somber voice through the Bluetooth in your helmet. You bit your lip to stop yourself from giggling and simply shrugged, but your hands stayed inside his shirt, now moving down to trace over his v-line, stopping at the hemline of his boxer briefs. You heard him groan as one of his hands came to grip your thigh.
"'M not doing anything." You eventually said. You gasped softly when you felt his fingers dig into the skin of your thigh.
"You're going to stop that, right now." He breathed through his nose, using that authoritative and commanding voice that only made you wetter. You swallowed, stilling your hands, but never actually removed them from under his shirt. Another heavy breath. "Take your hands out of my fucking shirt before I park on the side of the street and rearrange your insides right then and there."
The sound that came out of your mouth right then and there was pathetic. It made Leon chuckle. Oh his sweet girl, always such a whore for him. But you did listen, and your hands immediately returned to the front of him.
"That's a good girl." He hummed in approval, the light finally turning green, and he gave your thigh a reassuring squeeze before his hand returned to the handle. "We're almost there, be good and you'll get what you want."
You had a satisfied smile on your face the rest of the ride. But you probably should've known that your little stunt was going to cost you because the next time you came to a stop you were at a cliff that overlooked the city at the end of an otherwise empty road with a dead-end.
You frowned softly, taking your helmet off your head and looked around with a confused look. Leon had already gotten off the bike, helmet off, and had kicked the stand but never actually turned off the bike.
"Leon..?"
"Y'know, I actually had a date planned. I was gonna take you to dinner, then here because I know just how much you love to see the city at night, however," he bit his lip softly, grabbing your hips and forcing you to face him, your legs dangling off his bike while you were still sitting on it. You looked up at him with big eyes, "Because you're such a greedy whore and you can't seem to wait, I'm gonna fuck you stupid on my bike, and you're gonna take it, yeah?"
God, the things this man would make you do, the things he would make you want. He was a bad influence, but fuck, you loved it.
"Yes. Yes please." There was no hesitation, just need and desperation. He gave your hips a tight squeeze, his pale blue eyes filled with the same need.
"Mhmm of course that's what my pretty girl wanted, you just wanted my cock huh?" He had this filthy grin on his face as he moved his hands down to your thighs, "Spread your legs for me baby."
You bit your lip softly and did as he asked, he wasted no time in ripping your panties down your legs until they hung from one ankle. He smiled as he gripped your jaw with one hand as he peeled the fingerless glove off the other with his teeth before slipping it under your dress. You gasped, blood rushing to your face when you felt his fingers brush over your clit. Leon opened his eyes in surprise as he dragged his fingers down to your entrance and wetness instantly coated his fingers.
"Oh sweet girl, you're already so wet for me." He chuckled softly, leaning down to crash his lips against yours, capturing the moan he pulled from you as he slowly pushed in two of his fingers. "Mhmm."
"Please Leon. I want you so bad. Please." You mumbled against his lips, fingers gripping his hair as you bucked your hips against his hand.
"I know, baby. I'll give you what you want, don't worry." He hummed as he continued to work you with his fingers as he undid his belt with the other. With shaky hands, you helped him unzip his jeans and pull his cock from the confines of his boxer briefs.
With a soft hiss, he removed his fingers from you and pumped himself a couple times, coating himself in your slick before he hiked up one of your legs over his torso, spreading you out for him as he slowly slid into you. You eyes instantly fluttered shut and your head felt back as he slowly buried himself to the hilt, making sure you felt every inch.
"Mhmm fuck…" A soft whimper left your mouth as you threw your arms over his shoulders in an attempt to keep yourself upright, and then as you opened your eyes, you remembered you were in fact, out in the open, "Fuck. Shit, Leon. Do you think someone will drive by?"
"So what? I'm deep enough for you to feel me in your stomach and you're worried someone will see?" He laughed mockingly, not in the slightest bit worried about it. If anything the idea of getting caught made him want to fuck you even more. He brought his hand to the back of your neck, pulling your face close to his as he snapped his hips forward, "Let 'em see."
God, you'd be lying if you said the idea didn't make you wetter. Leon definitely felt the way you squeezed around him when he said it. He moaned in response, fingers tangling around the hair at the back of your head as he gave you another punishing thrust.
"Mhmm yeah, you'd like that wouldn't you? You'd like it if someone saw you all sprawled out on my bike, dripping wet, and getting fucked stupid by your older boyfriend? Yeah you would." He was pounding into you harder and harder, each word spoken in between moans and groans.
"What would they think huh? Such a sweet innocent girl letting her older boyfriend use her like this? Goddamn baby, I've ruined you." He pulled your face close to his, foreheads touching as he watched the utterly fucked out look on your face and the sound of your dripping cunt slapping against him.
"Yes! Fuck yes. Only you can do this to me." You cried out, any and all worries about getting caught long gone, and all you could think about was the aching feeling in your belly, and the flash of heat that was rapidly approaching.
"Mhm, that's right, pretty girl. Such a greedy whore, just for me." He moaned the praise, free hand scrunching up your dress to your waist as he held you on the seat that still vibrated through you as he kept pounding into you. And you happily took everything he had to give you like that was all you were meant to do in this world. Be at the mercy of your gorgeous boyfriend.
"Please Leon," You were holding on to him for dear life, nails digging into his leather jacket and hair, voice weak and broken in between moans. God you were so fucking close. "I want to come. Please."
Leon moaned at your weak pleads. You were so sweet, so desperate and at his mercy. He could never deny his sweet girl anything.
"Mmm yes. Let go for me baby, I got you." His thumb found your swollen clit, he rubbed harsh circles that matched his harsh thrusts, while his other hand kept a tight grip on your hair and he pulled your head back. "Look at me baby, keep those pretty eyes on me when you come."
You fought the urge to roll your eyes back as a flash of blinding heat ran through your body, but you managed to keep your eyes on his pale sapphire ones as you came around him, a pathetic moan falling from your lips as your whole body trembled. He held you on the seat, his body pretty much preventing you from falling.
"Mmmm fuck, good girl. Agh—" A moan caught his throat as your walls squeezed his cock and a gush of wetness seeped around him. He pulled you against him, mouth crashing against yours as he snapped his hips with urgency, his own release quickly approaching. "Fuck, fuck baby. You're squeezing the shit outta my cock. Shit, I'm so close. Fuck."
You held on to him for dear life, just letting him use you to chase his own release, your weak moans in his ear, your high pitched gasps and your weak mumbles of his name, fuck, it didn't take him long before he was pulling out of you. But he quickly grabbed your hand and wrapped it around his slick cock.
"Mmmm fuck baby— hah— yes, fuck—" He guided your hand on his cock, using your hand to pump himself, his face on your neck as he moaned, "Yeah just like that baby. C'mon pretty girl, make me come. C'mon, fuck, yes. Yes, good girl. Shit ugh—"
Strings of his come shot into your hand and the seat between your parted thighs as he came with a guttural moan that made you wet all over again. You hummed softly, leaving kisses over his face as he panted. His eyes were closed and he had the side of his face pressed against your neck. He left wet kisses along the exposed skin of your neck as he breathed heavily.
"You did such a good job, baby. You're always so good for me." He hummed against your neck, moving up to capture your lips into a softer, slower kiss before he was pulling back.
You sat on the seat, making your best effort to stay upright, legs wide open as you waited for Leon to clean himself up. You tilted your head at him with confusion, just now realizing what he had done.
"Why did you—" You frowned softly as he took your hand, cleaning his mess with an old bandana before wiping the seat in between your parted legs.
"I'm still taking you to dinner. Unless you wanted to sit through dinner with my cum inside you all night." He chuckled softly, face flushed red, hair disheveled and jeans still undone as he tossed the bandana into one of the compartments. When he looked at you, you had this sweet look on your face, a tiny smile on your lips and your head tilted. God you were so adorable, it made him want to ruin you all over again. "Although you probably deserve it. But I'm not that mean."
A small perverted smirk made its way to your lips, and it made Leon groan as he grabbed your chin and placed a rough kiss to your lips.
"Don't give me that look or you won't make it to dinner."
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