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1:When did you lose your virginity?

A: at 12 years old to a 17 year old and 4 of his friends. They took turns mouth and ass fucking me an using me as their cum dump

2: Rough sex or soft sex?

A: i enjoy both…depends on my mood

3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?

A: i love the taste and texture of Semen delivered directly from a hard thick Cock

4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex?

A: in a church, on the altar. I was not molested by a Priest.

5: Favorite sex position?

A: spit-Roast (a guy in my mouth and a guy in my ass at the same time)

6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive?

A: I can be either, it depends on the other guy (s)

7: Have you ever had any one night stands?

A: mostly

8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?

A: starts on the floor, moves to the couch, ends up on the bed. Sometimes the other way round

9: Have you ever had sex in a public place?

A: yes. Mostly in public parks, public bathrooms, wooded areas, and a few times in a public pool

10: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

A: yes. I love it

11: What does your favorite sexy underwear look like?

A: silk pr satin Men’s Bikini briefs or a red or black thong. But most of the time I go Commando

12: How often do you have sex?

A: as much as possible. On average, about 3-5 times a day

13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?

A: a bunch of people….mostly friends who have no idea I want to have sex with them.

14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?

A: giving. I do enjoy being edged and slowly sucked and licked to orgasm.

15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?

A: i passed a silent but deadly fart

16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?

A: fucking Masturbate or Cum of the Devil by Syx Syn Syx

17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?

A: S&M by Rihanna

18: Are you into dressing up for sex?

A: yes. Role-play is awesome

19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower?

A: I have had sex in both. I prefer the shower

20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?

A: any of the tight little cheerleaders of Florida State University

21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?

A: yes, and I would love to do so again.

22: Do you/would you use sex toys?

A: yes I use sex toys. They add spice to sexual encounters

23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture?

A: frequently, both text and pictures

24: Would you have sex with your best friend?

A: yes….if he would let me.

25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink)

A: drink water and go right back for more. I’m a Satyr, so I’m perpetually horny.

26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?

A: grabbing my ass cheek while rubbing the front of my pants.

27: Early morning sex or late night sex?

A: I enjoy both equally

28: Favorite body part on the opposite sex?

A: pussy

29: Favorite body part on the same sex?

A: cock

30: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:

A: my variable speed cordless vibrating butt plug

31: Weirdest sexual act someone has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:

A: fisting…..I’m trying to get passed the fear that someone could grab hold of my intestines and rip them out.

32: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]

A: yes, I have. My cum tastes sweet….just like everybody says it does

33: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:

A: yes, if you are ddf and can prove it. I am ddf and I have up-to-date medical proof

34: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:

A: I’ve used most of the suggested ones, so I’m open to ideas.

35: Worst possible time to get horny:

A: if I have diarrhea or the flu

36: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans?

A: absolutely!

37: How much fapping is too much fapping:

A: if your cock is near bleeding, it’s probably a good idea to stop for a while.

38: Best sexual complement you ever got:

A: I have been told I’m an insatiable sex god

39: Favorite foreplay activities:

A: slow whole body caressing, light licking, and gentle sucking

40: What do you wear to bed?

A: nothing

41: When was the first time you masturbated:

A: I was 7 the first time I beat my meat

42: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?

A: yes, pictures and video

43: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?

A: 2 days ago

44: Have/would you ever have sex in public?

A: I have and want to again

45: Have you had/would you ever have a threesome?

A: I have and would enjoy doing so again

46: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?

A: a summer squash. Warmed it up in hot water for 10 minutes, then made a hole at the wide end and fucked it until I came inside.

47: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?

A: I do, because not only is it hot as fuck, it sometimes gives me new ideas

48: Do you like oral sex? (why/why not)

A: yes, I love oral sex, both giving and receiving

49: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?

A: tattoos do not bother me at all. I find them very interesting.

50: How would you feel about taking someone’s virginity?

A: honored

51: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?

A: asparagus….it makes orgasmic juices taste horrible

52: Would you rather be a porn star or a prostitute?

A: porn star. They make more money and everybody is screened for diseases, so you know you are safe from infections, plus you get to travel more.

53: Do you watch porn?

A: regularly

54: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?

A: yes. A few females and a few men prefer vanilla sex and are not adventurous

55: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”?

A: absofuckinglutely! It feels awesome

56: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair?

A: only if the hair is jungle thick. I prefer no hair simply because… I don’t like hair in my food.

57: If you could give yourself head, would you?

A: I can, and I do when nobody is available.

58: Booty or Boobs?

A: boobs if they are under a size A or B. Booty if her boobs are larger than a D.

59: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)

A: in order to cheat, I would have to be in a relationship, so… No.

60 : If you were the other sex for a day, what are five things you would do?

A: seduce a group of guys, explore the limits of the female ability for multiple orgasms, go to a glory hole and suck as much cum out of as many cocks as possible, have a lesbian sexual experience, pull a train at a male frat house.

61: have you ever watched someone masturbate?

A: yes, loved every second of it

62: has anyone ever watched you masturbate?

A: yes, loved every second of it

63. Have you ever had an erection and someone noticed?

A: yes, and every time they notice, I get harder and start leaking pre-cum

64. What is your method of masturbation? (ie. toys, clitoral, prostate)

A: toys that stimulate my prostate (I’m a male) while I slowly play with my cut cock

65. What is your bra/penis size?

A: bra size is A. my penis size is 8’ long by 6.5” in girth (girth is measured around the shaft)

66. What is the strangest thing you have ever put up your vagina/anus?

A: the strangest thing I ever up my anus was a dragon penis dildo I got from a sexual fantasy website

67. When was the last time you masturbated?

A: I’m masturbating while I’m answering these questions

68. When was the last time you had sex?

A: this morning

69. When was the last time you watched porn?

A: I’m watching it while I answer these questions

70. Have you ever bought a sex toy? If so, which one did you buy last? First sex toy? If not, which one do you plan on buying when you do?

A: yes, I have bought several sex toys. My last purchase was a variable speed cordless vibrating butt plug. My next purchase will be a fucking machine and a Venus 2000 for men, sold online by http://venusformen.com/

71. Guys : Circumcised?

A: yes, I’m Circumcised

72. Which not-genital part of your body do you like being touched?

A: my butt

73. Which genital part of your body do you like being touched?

A: my balls followed by my cock

74. Girls: Are you able to achieve orgasm just through breast stimulation?

75. Have you anonymously sent a sexual ask to someone on tumblr?

A: not yet, but I’ve been thinking about it. If you (the reader) feels like encouraging me, feel free.

76. When was the last time you have had a wet dream?

A: yesterday

77. Which wet dream was your favorite?

A: the one in which I am tied secure in a sex swing and fucked by hundreds of men in my throat and my ass and they all cum inside my ass and down my throat until every man is drained dry.

78. Is there a friend you would willingly have sex with?

A: yes, there are several

79. Is there a celebrity/character you would willingly have sex with?

A: Jennifer Aniston or Kaley Cuoco

80. Favorite sexual position?

A: face down ass up….for me, him, or her

81. Do you like being called a slut or whore in bed?

A: fucking yes!

82. Are you into any BDSM?

A: not yet, but I am curious

83. Have you ever wanted to have sex with someone but knew you couldn’t for any reason? Why?

A: yes, because the person is simply not willing

84. Do you like dirty talk?

A: I love dirty talk. The raunchier and more taboo the better

85. Are you loud or quiet during sex? Masturbation?

A: I start out quiet and get loud when I get very turned on. The longer I’m edged and denied orgasm, the crazier I get. The longer I am fucked, the more vocal I become.

86. Have you ever been interrupted during sex or masturbation? Who/what?

A: yes, a few times. Inconsiderate people.

87. What kind of porn do you like to watch?

A: all kinds. Mostly huge cocks in tiny pussy and asses, blow jobs if the cum is swallowed, and raw bareback fucking showing the cum tube pumping cum in the ass/pussy and you can watch it leak back out.

88. Have you ever confessed to someone that you got an erection over them? What about masturbated to them?

A: yes, to both

89. Have you ever masturbated because your sexual partner wasn’t there when you needed them?

A: yes

90. Have you ever had a one night stand? Do you still keep in contact with them?

A: yes, and when possible

91. Have you ever had a friends with benefits? Are they still beneficial?

A: yes, I have several male and female friends with benefits

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