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A bread is one of the most vulnerable animals on earth of all time. It can die in a number of different ways, which include being smashed, being old, being rottened, being crumpled up, getting too hot, having water put on it, and having water not on it but being in the air a lot (the water (mist)). The bread’s favorite way to die is being eaten, but the world is a complicated place, and it does not care for what the bread wants, and so it dies in a variety of ways which are not the preference of the bread.

Humans are considered the bread’s natural predator, and also, are the bread’s mommy (make/give birth to the bread). Humans are a large species of ant or plant or ele phant with two grasping appendages which they use to give birth to the bread. They also have one hole which eats the bread, and some other holes, which the bread is not allowed near, generally.

Some bread can go in the fridge. Some bread has fruit in it. Scientists don’t know why, as putting fruit in the bread is considered yucky, and scientists have difficulty imagining an organism that likes yucky things.

There is the anteater, which is an organism that likes yucky things, but scientists do not need to imagine it, because it is real.

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In 1982, quite by accident, a zookeeper at Izu Shaboten Zoo in Shizuoka Prefecture discovered that capybaras absolutely loved soaking in hot water, and the practice of providing them an onsen, or traditional Japanese hot spring, was born. Source Massimo; video @yu_haradakei.

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Boltík

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His Undulations

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FINAL FANTASY VII REBIRTH (2024) dev. Square Enix

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How to make yourself fall asleep when you're too stressed

"set up a healthier sch-" "change your lifesty-" "invest in a white noise m-"

No! I need a way to sleep NOW! Tell me how to knock myself out right now immediately so I get at least 7 hours of sleep so I can actually be functional and at least hope to get shit done tomorrow! How to force myself to sleep when I can't stop sinking into despair!!

And no, breathing in and out and emptying my thoughts does not fucking work, those negativist fuckers are back in my head the moment I stop using 100% of my brainpower to make myself Not Think

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GP: "Do you feel tired often?" Me: "I don't know, the normal amount of tired, what's like the normal amount of tired" GP: "not being tired" Me: "oh"

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I had this littlle owl in mind since a few months. Finaly abble to give him life. I think tumblr prefer gif version but I made a one with soundeffects on my instagram. Wich one do you prefer ?

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It would be real fucked up if anteaters and aardvarks and armadillos and pangolins were all like herons. Instead of like themselves the trundlers

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my obsession with FF7 and Cloud has begun

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Another dnd thing, a sassy tabaxi npc.

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Není to plakát, ale rodina má knihu se strašně... fascinujícíma... popiskama (a fakt hezkýma průmyslovýma fotkama) nejlepšího města sudet

"The poetry of pyramids of amber yellow sulphur in the courtyards of Association for Chemical and Metallurgical Production, daily conquered in prolific and lively victory of labour, much more famous than the old futile victory of Napoleon by the dead pyramids of Egypt"

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plakáty a cedule z období socialismu podobného ražení, jako tady tyhle, obecně jakékoliv, které svolávají lidi k práci (nejlépe na poli/v zemědělství obecně)

chcem s přítelem trochu potrollit jeho spolužáky co se prezentujou jako velcí komunisti ale když jejich škola (zemědělka) požaduje aby taky trochu pracovali na poli, tak najednou mají plnou hubu keců

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all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.

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finally emptied the camera sd card of the past months. did not find world changing images but got these two dinosaurs

and this guy