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Fun fact!
We all love butterflies, they are cute and soft,

Like, they aren't capable of inflicting any wounds,

Sulrp slurp
Also, tip: if you decide to give your blood to a butterfly this will count as a bloodpact with the forest goddes so watch out.
Anyways, im off to find some butterflies and im bringing a needle with me for unrelated reasons
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I myself am strange and unusual.
Beetlejuice (1988), dir. Tim Burton
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Reblog for a miracle to happen tonight
To anyone who says the post is a LIE, no. It’s an expiriment to see if it works. Or how it does when it does.
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Oh, your witch hat isn’t also a cleaning familiar?
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does an evil little "hee hee hee!" at the grocery store that makes you want to leave the cheese aisle
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my uncle has the absolute AUDACITY 2 say opossums r not good 4 anything , look at HIM
nd tell me he is not good 4 anything BITCH ASS u cant
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“You are the universe, expressing itself as a human for a little while”
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oh so that explains why I've been feeling so ready for halloween lately (I mean I'm always ready for halloween but now more)
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