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obi-wan sneaking around the death star + the pink panther theme song
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“Stairs Appear in a Hole Outside of Town,” by John Philip Johnson and Julian Peters (Rattle #38, Winter 2012)
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All Star translated into Aramaic translated back to English
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THANK YOU TO REBECCA FORD AND IRVIN RIVERA FOR MAKING THESE PHOTOS HAPPEN THE ANGINA ATTACKS WERE WORTH EVERY SECOND
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imagine we make contact with an alien species that’s like, vastly technologically superior, they could fucking kill us in a single shot if they really wanted to
and this species has never eaten salad before. and we show them salad and they eat it and they’re like holy living fuck this is tasty. and suddenly they’re offering us huge houses with all kind of advanced technological shit and incredible medical care and all the amenities and everything, with the only condition that we keep making salad for them.
and like, salad isn’t even hard to make. grab some plants, dump em in a bowl. it doesn’t have to be fancy salad, they’ll fall all over themselves for the most mediocre salad in the world. we can make so much salad that we’re practically drowning in it, even if we eat some of the salad ourselves. and in exchange we’re protected from danger, we have great living conditions, it’s basically paradise compared to life on earth
imagine
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Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.
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my tribute to the fall of vine
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(photos by Allan Dixon / via imgur)
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Oh I can picture you so easily…
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