allegrabanner

[allegrabanner]

He is Baby

[allegrabanner]

yuri yippee !!!

[allegrabanner]

Gege kisses his baby💋🐋

[allegrabanner]

Stay with me, buddy, we're good!!

Happy (late) premiere!

[allegrabanner]

tgcf mutual: no one understands the Character.

mdzs mutual: today i blocked 5 people in the Character tag. i'm starting to suspect no one in this fandom can read.

svsss mutual: today i spent 6 hours brainstorming new ways for Character and Character to fuck nasty. here are the results.

[allegrabanner]

yesterday for April Fool’s my workplace had a short training article on recognizing computer-generated faces from real ones and one of the tricks mentioned was “count the teeth” and I just wanted to say that it’s both ironic and kind of horrifying how society has unwittingly cycled right back to IF YE MEET A MAN ON THE ROAD, COUNT HIS FINGERS LEST YE DEAL UNKNOWING WITH A FAE 

[allegrabanner]

binghe: i want to prove i can be a good person despite being a demon so i haven't killed anyone and was greatly offended when i was blamed for gongyi xiao's death. the worst i've ever done is delimb the old palace master because he tried to groom me, but i still left him alive

shen yuan: killed the skinner demon. killed a bunch more. hey guys we should kill those sowers. dw binghe i made sure the old palace master died baby girl. whos next

[allegrabanner]

mom said it's my turn to hand out the ominous and vague warnings

[allegrabanner]

[allegrabanner]

when you press the button the world gets 1% funnier every time

[allegrabanner]

Something something,Xie Lian's first ascension being like a death so they kinda both died at 17.

[allegrabanner]

finally reading the fma manga and ed is the protagonist of all time. he’s the softest lil guy. he’s a rabid raccoon. he is the scourge of the military. everyone wants to adopt him. he’s a pacifist. he bites. he gets giddily happy at the birth of a child. his speech is punctuated with sarcastic hearts. he’s a generational talent. he will walk directly into a trap eyes open head empty. he is a foul mouthed little rat. he makes friends everywhere he goes. he’ll dig up any grave and turn over any stone and kick anyone’s ass to get his brother back. he refuses to believe his brother cares about him the same way. he makes this face:

[allegrabanner]

why do all demons in scum villain have abandonment issues and what does it say about shang qinghua

[allegrabanner]

The aliens on stage

[allegrabanner]

Acting like characters can physically feel it whenever a headcanon forms

[allegrabanner]

[allegrabanner]

Galactic Forum, human guide section.

I think we found the perfect enrichment for human crew members.

Our humans really enjoyed this area we provided for them.

They can run, fall, climb and more, to their hearts content.

They really enjoy being lifted and thrown into a large pit of foam blocks, or plastic spheres.

Note: our crew is mostly Xarnian, so we possess the necessary strength to lift the average adult human despite the density they have evolved on their deathworld.

Human larvae enjoy it the most, but even the mature humans are also thrilled by these activities.

Incidents involving "acts of human" are down 18% in the first cycle alone since we installed the enrichment chamber.