allegrabanner
allegrabanner
AAAAAAAAlley
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Call me Alley or Al, pronouns are whatever’s funniest for the bitVery inconsistent, lots of random things like incorrect quotes and fanart. Find me on Ao3 and Spotify @AllegraBanner
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allegrabanner · 11 hours ago
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The Summer Xiao-Jiu died
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allegrabanner · 11 hours ago
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maybe i just wasn’t as desperate for her
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allegrabanner · 12 hours ago
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allegrabanner · 12 hours ago
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setting up a tiny detail in one chapter to pay it off in the next few chapters feels sooo devious like oooh i can't wait to write the small little reference here that 70% of readers will miss but 30% of readers will cheer for
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allegrabanner · 12 hours ago
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Longing
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allegrabanner · 12 hours ago
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Airplane, rubbing his head: Fuck... Did I drink last night? Where am I?
Luo Bingge: God.
Airplane: WHAT THE FUCK?!?!
Luo Bingge: I summoned you here for one purpose only: I want you to bring me happiness. No more throwing riches or beauties my way, I want true happiness
Airplane: Don't we all
Luo Bingge: I'm willing to give you anything for it. Name a price, and make my wish come true
Airplane, with no hesitation: I want to stick my face in between Mobei-Jun's boobs
Luo Bingge: ...what?
Airplane: Is that too much?
Luo Bingge: No, no, I just would think a god would want... More?
Airplane: I guess some money too would be fine. It would be nice to live in a better apartment
Luo Bingge: Fine I guess (I thought pleasing a god would be much harder). About my request-
Airplane: Hm? Oh yeah, just go to my world and find someone named Peerless Cucumber. He will bring you happiness
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allegrabanner · 12 hours ago
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The Shens twins no matter their relationship, Shen Yuan would fixate on harassing and bullying Airplane and Shen Jiu would pop up behind him like "what you got there?" And start joining in
Especially because Shen Yuan is usually at least outwardly polite to people around them while Shen Jiu is actively antagonistic. So to see Shen Yuan tripping Shang Qinghua so he face plants and seeking him out to pick fights and threaten him is like catnip to Shen Jiu. He has to get in on this
Shen Jiu forgets to fight with Yue Qingyuan and Liu Qingge because he and Shen Yuan are too busy batting Shang Qinghua back and forth
Liu Qingge tries to stand up for Shang Qinghua once but Mu Qingfang is like "no wait. It's enrichment for him" and sure enough Shang Qinghua is seen grinning when the Shens can't see and also actively baiting the Shens
If they leave him alone for too long he does something that gets them showing up at An Ding to chase him around the peak
Yue Qingyuan is just glad Shen Jiu is having fun
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allegrabanner · 12 hours ago
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It was a sketch at first, but I kinda like it so I color it
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allegrabanner · 24 hours ago
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You ever start a warm-up doodle and somehow finish a masterpiece? I’m really proud of this one guys :)
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allegrabanner · 2 days ago
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allegrabanner · 2 days ago
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allegrabanner · 2 days ago
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"Joy is an act of resistance" is becoming a comparable phrase to "I'm keeping you in my prayers." It's a nice sentiment and it FEELS better than saying nothing but it doesn't actually require you to do anything so it's not especially helpful on its own. When I was a kid my mom was hospitalized for several months and our family got a lot of prayers but we definitely remembered the folks who backed up those prayers with a casserole. Make sure you back it up with a casserole in 2025.
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allegrabanner · 2 days ago
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I love talking with neurotypical people about my executive dysfunction because I'm like "yeah there's this invisible wall in my head that I'm incapable of getting past no matter what I do and it stops me from doing things" and they're like what the actual fuck
Meanwhile other neurodivergents are like
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allegrabanner · 2 days ago
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Time has brought your heart to me 🦋
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allegrabanner · 2 days ago
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He is Baby
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allegrabanner · 2 days ago
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yuri yippee !!!
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allegrabanner · 2 days ago
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Gege kisses his baby💋🐋
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