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the term Average Joe implies the existence of the strange Abnormal Joe and this, i think, is the proper identification for joe hills of nashville tennessee

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Grian: I think there's a-I think there's a love-there's a love potion there, can you pass me down the love potion, Etho? Gem: Oh, he just wants Etho-- Etho: Okay. Gem: --to proclaim his love to him. Impulse: Yep, yeah. Grian: You watch this, guys. Etho: (robot voice) GeminiTay is so wholesome today. Grian: No-- Gem: Ah, see? Grian: --no!! Gem: I knew it, I knew it! Etho: Wholesome?! Gem: I knew it, dude! Grian: (robot voice) Can confirm, Etho is oh my! Etho: (muffled) Why wholesome, that doesn't sound right. Impulse: Who would've thought Etho was a Gem-- Gem: I knew it, Etho's a Gem-- Impulse: --a Gem girl, there we go. Gem: --fan dude. Etho: I didn't say that, I was hacked. Grian: I can't believe that just happened. Etho: I was hacked. Gem: I'm an Etho girl and you're a Gem boy, it's perfect. (five seconds of silence) He's not denying it, chat, and that's what I'll take. Etho: I-I meant to say homely, not wholesome. Gem: H-hom-homely? Impulse: (muffled, but repeating it through a little bit of disbelieving laughter) "Homely?" (his voice becomes clear) Oh no. (muffled) That's a-that's a compliment in Canada, right? (he laughs, and it's clear) Gem: I'm gonna choose to take it.

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etho is truly an enigma. doesn't post hermitcraft episodes for 2 months, then comes back with a terraforming video. okay cool, i love hearing etho talk about his builds. throughout the episode he explains that he enjoys adding realism to his builds. yknow the curvature of the river has to make sense

and like sure etho, i dont really pay attention to that but it's a nice detail. hard cut, he's done terraforming and he walks to the lake he was creating and explains "oh yea i added a beaver dam, because i wanted to explain why the river is lower than the lake" and like ???

man goes off on a tangent about beavers, explains that beavers have orange teeth in reality as opposed to the pristine white teeth they have in cartoons, ponders on the fact whether we as humans would choose stronger orange teeth over conventially attractive yet weaker, white teeth. then he explains he's thinking about adding more beaver stuff, a little beaver lodge for the beavers to raise their young, bird nexts ontop of these lodges, a coyote stalking the beavers, fallen trees that the beavers have been chopping down.

then he goes "oh i actually spend some time figuring out how to build beavers" AND THEN

there's even an orange to white gradient on the beavers teeth..

effervescent , truly nobody does it like him

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If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

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I need someone to share their stash of etho chat screenshots. Or even any hermit/life series member

I really wanna send them as reaction images 🐌👍🏼

Here's my current collection so far but it's very sad

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thinking about starting fanfiction to scratch that itch to exercise my writing. the only issue is no ideas... head empty... the technical ability is there but Lord is the material not.

anyway taking requests in the asks

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impulsesv they could never make me hate you

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hello mcytblr I am new here

have a pearl :]

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truly no one is doing it like him

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Rhys has a voice similar to Docm's voice. That is him they are each other. No I will not elaborate.

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“I’m sick of pushing snow. My feet got cold today. Ugh it’s the worst.”

Direct translation…

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something about the way etho types in chat is so endearing

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I think Etho should never face reveal, except.

I think Etho should show his face to Bdubs for ten seconds all of once. Then say “nobody will ever believe you.” And cut the Skype call and not respond for a month.

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The hermitcraft court system is the most insane thing ever

What do you mean random things are decided by like the most obscure minigames that the judge comes up with

What do you mean the case opens up with a bunch of fireworks going off INDOORS and killing and/or almost killing people

What do you mean half the time they'd be better off representing themselves without a lawyer to the point mumbo just stood behind scar and spoke for him

What do you mean doc shows up as a lawyer in a maid dress and then tries to hijack the case multiple times to find out who the ore snatcher is

What do you mean every side got punished INCLUDING THE LAWYER

Well except for scar, scar apparently is the only innocent party here.

The way mumbo wouldn't of been in any trouble if he didn't throw a cubic meter of bricks through beefs window lol

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Reblog to disintegrate him into atoms

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greenhouse

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mutual gets it.

i'm soooo normal about etho. i'm soooo normal about how he mixes blocks all haphazardly that come together to make a unique, eye-catching build. i'm so normal about how easy on the eyes his block choices are, despite the wild variations.

i'm so so normal about his inclusion of how light affects the colors around it. him making his mailbox centric by playing with the brightness that yellow naturally gives off, specifically in comparison to the dirty oranges, reds, and browns around it.

i'm so normal when he finishes projects and you realize it was better that he waited for that motive to strike again instead of forcing completion.

i'm normal about how he finds a way to include wacky little redstone contraptions (netherwart farm set off by eating around it, hello? hello?? almost like the netherwart hears the eating and hides. the allay–guardian farm. these little guys whizzing around and nipping items off the surface of the water) that maybe aren't the most efficient ever but they have personality.

what a genius. just such an intelligent guy. i'm normal about etho.