allibear01

[allibear01]

From a stranger to someone I can’t stop thinking about.

[allibear01]

From a stranger to someone I can’t stop thinking about.

[allibear01]

nobody likes the “bad boys” who insult and degrade their partners while wearing pastel polos with popped collars, people like REAL bad boys who wear leather jackets and take a lot of care in how they shape their pompadour and carry around stiletto switchblades and care about their communities and ride a motorcycle and rebel against the government and says stuff like “NOBODY insults my gal” and gets in fistfights with dudes who catcall their girlfriends. THOSE bad boys are the guys everyone wants.

[allibear01]

Okay Carrie Fisher officially wins the holder of the biggest Dick Energy, because the woman is so extra she found a way to squeeze her way into Episode 9 even from beyond the grave.

[allibear01]

There are 2 types of people in this world:

1- People who have a crush on a Marvel character/ actor

2- Liars

[allibear01]

“If you date me, you’re dating my loud laugh. You’re dating my constant nervousness. You’re dating my happiness for little things like flowers or drawings of dogs. My 2 AM sadness. My once a month period pains. My overwhelming thoughts that make me panic. If you date me, you’re dating everything about me. And if you can’t deal with everything about me, don’t even bother.”

— sick of heartbreak

[allibear01]

“Let’s sit on a rooftop at 2am and talk about life.”

—

[allibear01]

got crunchy joints. crispy bones. popcorn ankles. pop pop pop pop thats me gettin out of bed

[allibear01]

*opens the groupchat at breakfast to backread like its the morning paper*

[allibear01]

why do people stay longer in my head than they do in my life

[allibear01]

when you’re cozy in bed and you hear heavy rain reblog if you agree

[allibear01]

me irl

[allibear01]

[allibear01]

i need a hot boy who thinks they’re really ugly so they think im out of their league but actually they are way out of my league

[allibear01]

also part of growing up is realizing that the embarrassing music you liked in your early teen years still goes hard as hell

[allibear01]

Dear parents,

Just because your child is smiling at their phone doesn’t mean they have a boyfriend or a girlfriend. Maybe they’re just watching videos of Sebastian Stan singing.

[allibear01]

*looks at you seductively* *lowers glasses* i can’t see a thing