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my wife and i like to torture each other when we lay down for bed at night by tickling or poking each other. as a deterrent we’ve created an entity called “The Bird” which will attack you as a way to show we’re no longer comfortable with whatevers happening. we’ll say “The Bird is coming” or “The Bird is going to get you” instead of “hey stop doing that” then we peck each other with our hands. here’s a visual to help
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honestly what the hell are you supposed to do. is my question
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idk if i told the full story on here but i signed up for a research study where they were testing a new opioid, and it was supposed to be up to 5 injections increasing the dose to see what people could tolerate
i got the first dose and almost immediately fainted. they had to call in a whole medical team and it was a huge fucking deal
i was kicked out of the study and got a phone call later where they were supposed to tell me what the drug was, so i could avoid it in the future. they told me it was saline water. a placebo. i fainted from the placebo effect.
anyway, it's been a few months and i just got an email from the same department asking me to be a research participant in a new study: testing the effects of open-label placebo.
open label placebo is when the subjects and the researchers all know it's a placebo. they're testing the power of my mind. my power to imagine anything.
i like to think that they chose me for this specifically based on their past experience with me. "get the guy who fainted like a little bitch boy from saline water." anyway i just submitted all my info and i'm looking forward to getting started.
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What's the opposite of "fuck my stupid baka life" ?
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Iceland is fucking bizarre my name change made the news
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more slop YAY does anyone still go here.. started playing the first game and it’s very fun so far..
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kyaaaa I'm late to vampire school *runs out while holding a dude by the neck in my mouth*
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The Queen of Wands
Posting this in honor of mother's day; My piece for Dragalia Unbound, a collaborative dragalia lost tarot card project! Do check out the project once it's out.
If you look at meene's wings closely, you can almost make out three people. i wonder who they could be!
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gun to my head i would rather die than read this fic. what the fuck are you even doing at this point. whats the fucking point?
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Art trade with @bumblepuppy !! I got the chance to draw some really fun faces and use a fun palette 😁 I got a lovely drawing of my FGO oc x canon in exchange 😋
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