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turbo-bastard · 4 years ago

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I'm fuckin losing it, my "brain" keeps making up some scary shit and I can't fucking sleep.

What the fuck is a two ton hairless cat with the Jaws of a croc but still skin toned.

#shitpost #let me sleep #Eldritchhorror #Helpme #Ineedfuckingtherapy

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turbo-bastard · 4 years ago

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I have soup that make life bearable.

#pmseymourva #shitpost #Soup #need help

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turbo-bastard · 4 years ago

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To the people who stole my ritz crackers in elementary school. With all due respect, fuck you. Go eat a cactus you crack ass crackerbarrel knockoff.

#shitpost #Dont steal my crackers jackass.#pmseymourva

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turbo-bastard · 4 years ago

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On the 31st of December in 2012 at exactly 24:00 EST we were abandoned by god and left to fend for ourselves in the endless abyss of space.

#pmseymourva #shitpost #Have you really felt alive since then?

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turbo-bastard · 4 years ago

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Why must we be living in a major historical event.

#pmseymourva #shitpost

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turbo-bastard · 4 years ago

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This was really just all of 2020 huh.

#pmseymourva #shitpost #L

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turbo-bastard · 4 years ago

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Duolingo called me by my gamertag and i had a stroke.

#pmseymourva #shitpost #duolingo #fear

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turbo-bastard · 5 years ago

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You want this cookie? Come get it then. Take a big fat bite and shatter all your teeth cause it was actually solid steel you silly little piranha.

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turbo-bastard · 5 years ago

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Rat in a tube.

#pmseymourva #shitpost #animals #Rats

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turbo-bastard · 5 years ago

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I wish I had an ak mini so i could shoot it at a series of iron skillets attached to wooden poles that eventually lead the bullet into the side of my skull.

#pmseymourva #shitpost #Iron skillet #1am #Please send me a therapist

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turbo-bastard · 5 years ago

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I've never throttled someone to death with my bare hands, but unlike the corruption in major government sectors that can change any second.

#pmseymourva #shitpost #government #You wanna get choked?#Not like that you kinky bastard

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turbo-bastard · 5 years ago

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God i hate how sleep works. The more you get the more you want. Sleep is a drug.

#pmseymourva #shitpost #im so tired #The more sleep i get the more tired i get

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turbo-bastard · 5 years ago

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Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night and hope that my death comes in the form of a large frog filled with poison.

#pmseymourva #shitpost #frogs #let me sleep

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turbo-bastard · 5 years ago

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There ia no god in this world but the ones we make to comfort ourselves.

#pmseymourva #shitpost #2am #Vibes #God ia but a beings dream

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turbo-bastard · 5 years ago

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God fuck. Everytime wikipedia asks for a donation i feel so bad christ. It makes me feel like i just ran over my cat. And than shot it in the head.

#pmseymourva #shitpost #Donate to wikipedia

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turbo-bastard · 5 years ago

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Your phone ever be so dry you start dragging around the tumblr snake?

#pmseymourva #shitpost

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turbo-bastard · 5 years ago

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Well damn.

Growing up in the u.s. feels a lot like being raised in a cult actually. There are an uncomfortable number of parallells

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