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I made this and showed it to a friend. She said I should post it, so here we are.

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I’ve rewatched the ad at least three times to try and figure out why some folks are angry with it and I’m at a loss.  All I see here is: Be a better human. Set a better example. Encouraging strength of character and integrity over typical “machismo”.

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Am I hallucinating or are these ads for tinder advocating for the consumer to stay off tinder

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Millennials and Gen Z: Trump shows signs of being a genocidal dictator, we shouldn’t vote for him

Baby boomers: OOOOO Is your Safe Space being violated by his comments snowflake??? How AWFUL IT must be to have a REAL man for president instead of OoOoBamA

Trump, after being voted into office: *leaves the UN human rights council, puts hundreds of young children into prison camps and tent cities, takes away valuable items like rosaries similar to the removal of rings during the Holocaust, puts babies and toddlers into foster homes/orphanages, literally treats ACTUAL CHILDREN like prisoners for wanting a better life elsewhere*

Baby boomers: oh….oh no….

Millennials and Gen Z: *stare into the camera like they’re on the office*

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I CANNOT BREATHEKDW THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THIS IVE SEEN TODAY

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there was this one bodybuilding forum thread where this guy was sad because he couldn’t get a gf because he had to wear an eyepatch and everyone kept screaming at him to starting working out immediately so he could look like a metal gear solid character

that’s good advice tbh. also why are bodybuilding forums full of the best threads, like those guys arguing over how many days are in a week

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i used to think that a foot of parchment was a lot and feel bad when harry potter characters were assigned to write that much

but then i realized the paper i write on is 8.5 by 11 inches.

so a foot of parchment is the equivalent of like, a page and a half of paper.

they complained SO MUCH about essays that were like

a page and a half

wtf guys

get your shit together

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no one wants to admit they shop at hot topic but we all do 

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if u ever find a genie and you’re really craving a dessert that looks like this:

do NOT say “i’d like a lifetime supply of raspberry crowns”

while this is, in fact, the name of the pastry, it’s ALSO the name of a species of wasp for some reason. the genie, being a nasty trickster, will no doubt give you a bunch of wasps.

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Turn-offs: historically inaccurate cosmetics in period dramas