allofshadow

[allofshadow]

I hope you know how to fix a mouse you delicious baked fish with lemon cream sauce, because I am not paying for a new one.

You are… a fish? … help me with my computer. Here’s the mouse.

"... Pal. Take one good look at me. Do I look like I know how to work computers? And I'm in a tank. Full of water. You just ruined your mouse."

[allofshadow]

I played Johnny Cash for Sonic today. The first song in my playlist, a very relatable song, was ‘Hurt’. Now he keeps singing “I hurt myself today”, which is really affecting me and I think has severely damaged our relationship. I am avoiding him.

[allofshadow]

TICKET LODGED:

Omega, launch missiles, I’ve disabled the firewall. Go go go NOW NOW NOW @ultimate-e123omega

Omega, install McAfee software pronto. We are under attack.

IDENTIFY THE ENEMY. I WILL SKEWER THEM WITHOUT ANY ADDITIONAL SOFTWARE NECESSARY.

[allofshadow]

hey fellas

[allofshadow]

Are you still looking for Maria

You're brave….. Ha-ha …. Absolutely not…... I was lucky to hold her hand one last time in 2024 …. No thanks for asking..

[allofshadow]

O.K. I have contacted IT helpdesk. Don’t action anything unless I tell you to, or I’ll assume you’re defunct and unable to work on any more projects.

Omega, install McAfee software pronto. We are under attack.

IDENTIFY THE ENEMY. I WILL SKEWER THEM WITHOUT ANY ADDITIONAL SOFTWARE NECESSARY.

[allofshadow]

I'm an empath. I have never told anyone that before. I believe the Internet is a very secure place, now that I'm protected by McAfee.

[allofshadow]

Last year, I smote a civilian. There, I said it.

[allofshadow]

I understand Quentin Tarantino.

[allofshadow]

I will answer any questions of Maria's, as I know exactly how she would answer them.

[allofshadow]

Hi Rouge, I just installed McAfee on our computer.

Kind regards, Shadow.