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Please keep going, I know you can do it

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i wish dwarves were real just because the folk metal they would produce would be completely unfathomable

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“Kill me. Kill me and live with the memory. Then tell the stars that you won.” Is such a metal quote. But it’s from fucking. Warrior Cats.

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i’ve reached the point in life where i’m literally in tears of this this is the funniest fucking thing——

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when your therapist says “you wanna know what I think?” and you know you’re about to be read for filth

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Today is Dr. Phil’s 69th birthday

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hazmat suit with “JUICY” bedazzled on the ass 

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i am completely in love with the jenna and julien fam so i just had to draw their four furry children!! honestly why watch anything else on youtube when their videos exist 🐕

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The other day a man signed up for our advantage card and I asked for his “email” and he looked at me and goes “No?? I have a gmail, I don’t even know what an email is.” And I was just so in awe for a moment and I just smiled and enthusiastically replied “It’s okay that works!” Meanwhile internally screaming.

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The sun’s sea

goes real deep

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A 392 year-old shark found in the Arctic. This guy was wandering the oceans back in 1627.

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Cryptid that shoots you when you find out about it

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“Ahaṃkāra”

Finished :D

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high school teachers: if you don’t show up with a dress and full makeup or a fitted tuxedo to class everyday to college your professors will execute you

college professors: